/brit/

Real Yank Hours edition

kys benedict fuccboi

real thread inshallah, it was made first.

kuffar

>i'm a normie lol i have sex with lots women yet here i am posting on a thread for foreign people on Sup Forums

>shagged abaat 12 birds I recckon, probly

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No reason to be upset desu. Its not that weird that people on here have had sex.

I didn't even say a ridiculous number or anything.

neet princess

>joining the army

don't do that, join the chair force

>I've had sex with 12 different girls desu

just ordered a pull up bar for my doorway to my room

haha wtf lad u alri? its impossible to not participate in society humans are social creatures and living off the land is dangerous and requires many skills neither you or i possess

Chesslad are you about?

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>muh degeneracy
>posts on Sup Forums

screaming and howling

mum just sent me this

you do realise what website you are on, right?

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Imagine being triggered by someone else having sex haha

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stop making this ''''edition'''' dumbfaggot

Gross

here's my mum x

I didn't say don't participate in society, just actually think critically about things and don't just accept them

better to be a skeptical lion who attacks everything than a placid camel who carried everything as his burden.
ultimately neither are perfect but at least the skeptic can develop.

imagine pretending you're not a virgin on Sup Forums haha

>the so called E-GF says she loves me
>a day later shes going on about how great some guy she met is

hmmm yes, being gay seems TERRIBLE.

really want to mix my filthy peasant bloodlines with hers desu

compared to your average deano or stacy, Sup Forums users are sceptical geniuses

Wow! Those are truly some ENORMOUS breasts! I've got a very hard willy now

>better to be a skeptical lion who attacks everything than a placid camel who carried everything as his burden.
>ultimately neither are perfect but at least the skeptic can develop.

this is the bodily equivalent of a big greasy burger

not very sophisticated but you just want to take a big sloppy bite

I've had sex with 3 different cunts and every time the first time I couldn't get hard

true story lads

>compared to your average deano or stacy, Sup Forums users are skeptical geniuses
they aren't
even referring to "deano and stacy" seriously show's you definitely aren't

they're archetypes not real people.

>these two canadoras

that's a transvestite you kangaroo fuck

absolutely not, the people here are autistic spastics

yes that includes me

you mustn't interact with a lot of normal people

i meet deanos and stacys every day

don't understand what you're getting at here

>since im a virgin everyone else MUST be even thought most of the world at our age has had sex

haha

depends a lot on my hair for me
sometimes it looks good and other times its impossible to get looking nice.

Autistic people are more intelligent than regular people

um, might be time to get your glasses prescription renewed you nerd

>haha i'm not a virgin but i spend countless hours of my life posting on a website for autistic virgins and social outcasts

would you rather

(a): take 3 trains to class: 15-20 minutes
(b): take 1 bus to class: 30 minutes

walking distance is the same

HOWLING

HOWLING

HOWLING

seeing people talking in walmart doesn't count as interaction

my hair is usually kept short as fuck so it doesn't really make a difference, the other day i felt hideous today i feel great, it's weird

in the sense that they can remember the model names of trains that pass by better than the average stranger? autists have no real grip of the real world, hence why normies see them as "childish"

only some

LMAO normalfags BTFO

hope you all have a good aussie day tomorrow lads

Are the trains reliable? You're not gonna get fucked by a transfer and end up late 20% of the time or something, right?

Which is gonna cost more?

>i'm posting at 6:30 am accusing everyone being a virgin since I am

>tfw to smart to have friends, sex, a career, self-control and a stable mental state

subways and trams are reliable
Go train is fairly decent but has too few lines to be useful.

all me

am naked rn lads

not everyone, just you

normies don't post on Sup Forums, there's no reason to

Pics x

not me
They cost the same, its all under one transit card.

The transfers can have me waiting 1-8 minutes but that's included in the 20 minute time frame

Pics. x

Id rather get comfy on the bus

haha good lad

i sometimes think there's ways of being more naked than completely naked. a bow tie, for example, makes you even more naked than just wearing nothing

I wish i could just walk around with a gopro and film it for /brit/ so i could prove to you specifically how incredibly normie I am

Republic day
Get a bicycle

why the fuck are you wasting your time replying to a sad loser like me

KILL YOURSELF BOY

That's stupid.

POO

wife just sent me this

don't even care about sex tbqh

just want a Chinese girl to kick me in the balls

I'm a friendless incel loser

I bike in the summer, its -2 right now sanjiv
see, when i take the train I listen to music and when I bus I read.

think you've got the right idea bruce

both me

you're stupid

someone wearing a top hat or a bow tie, or perhaps bunny ears for a girl, looks more naked than just a naked person

you cannot disprove this

How much? You'd have to pay my airfare and lodging at the very least.

why did the west get rid of its heavy industry?

i'll never be a cute girl that slut herself out on tinder with pictures of half naked with bunny ears on

kill me lads

Ugh, wagies are gonna be waking up soon.

IN DA LOO

Childhood friend sent me this

glad it did

spoke to an ex-miner and he told me what it was like, literally the shittest job of all time it sounded like 2bh

sometimes i try and push my ballbag up my bum with my finger

better than being unemployed

elites realized they could produce it cheaper in the third world and ship it back and make a bigger profit

dumb and corrupt political class let them get away with it

legacy captcha introduces me to wonderful places around the world

really enjoying opera pajeet

most of that post here have jobs and a gf

thats what he said to me

but i'd rather be unemployed

ah yes
really wish I could be working in an airless, sunless factory with low air quality and minimal breaks right now

if only we could live like the average Chinese.

i push my ballbag into MYYYYYYYYY aaaaaaarrrrssee

ill be the boyfriend in your wet dreams tonight

of course you would you're posting on Sup Forums

auto manufacturing jobs are/were very good in North America prior to neoliberal globalism resulted in a race to the bottom

no quals needed easy 70k+ union job with good bennies

it gives you a sense of dignity that dolescum dont have

that and the disintegration of the family unit are two of the biggest social problems concerning native britons, with multiculturalism and mass immigration playing another massive role in shifting the culture

every major city in 1945 was 99%+ white, and now "working class" britons are in fact just an underclass of useless people with no skills in a modern economy

start the wage slave life next week and continue it for the next 40+ years of my life haha

at least I'll finally make good money, dont know if its worth the depression though.

Thoughts on Sarina Valentina?

what a shame it is that heavy industry is gone from british citiies

no more will people die at 40 from black lung induced by heavy industry pollutants after 30 years of back breaking menial work carrying rods of iron around a shipyard

Shut the fuck up nigger

Define "normie"

nah, i'd rather be a working class woman working as a secretary in the local council swimming pool than slaving away in Singers factory making sewing machines