I want to join le Spanish army. Their uniform is so cool

I want to join le Spanish army. Their uniform is so cool

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that's a bit gay mate

you are a bit gay

you are very gay

Bit gay desu.

fucking gay
this is how real military men look like

It's a parade uniform from the Legion.

That's the Legion, the crazy part of the army, not the regular army. Have fun with those psychos kek

>Military greeks
>Ottoman hat
Fuckin kek

Well, russians are psychos by default.

It's NOT gay. Like other elite units in other armies, they are allowed to dress differently, eg. they are allowed to have beards, visible chests...and tight clothes (that women happen to like).

Most of them are ultra right wing, some of them have nazi tatoos, there is plenty of drugs and fights between them. Many probably have mental issues. But having half-crazy soldiers are part of the reason why these units exist. They will do what no other soldier would be willing to do.

Well you can't.

That's not the Spanish army uniform. It's the parade uniform of an specific unit

I bet they get incredible amounts of pussy

unless they are as gay as they look

They are fucking crazy.
Seriously.
If you are not already fucked in the head, joining La Legión will make you, at least, a drughead, at most, a psycko.

everytime

bump

elaborate, what is so crazy about these homos?

once they stole a tank and went to the brothel with it

my favorite soldier

What a GOAT

isn't that the hat the Republicans wore?

*gets scared and shits self*

Tfw no strong hairy brown spanish bottom bf

>tight pants to show off the goods in the front and the back
>v-necked shirts that show off the chest
WHAT THE FUCK---I LOVE SPAIN NOW

this sounds like usual drunken soldiers stuff
In kaliningrad in the 90 you could buy a tank from drunken russian soldiers for five bucks

Lolwat

Can foreigners join? (assuming they speak Spanish)

XD XD

I want to see them kick their enemies heads with those pompom boots.

Only from our ex colonies.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Sixtus_Henry_of_Bourbon-Parma

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pino_Rauti

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Kemp_(writer)

Britons, Italians, and French have all served and I don't think those count as ex-colonies

I'm pretty sure if I wasn't already bisexual, that picture would have turned me into one
Well done Spain

yes and you can get spanish citizenship after serving.

Nowadays only spaniards and people from latin america/ecuatorial guinea living legally in Spain can join.

Such a...pretty...army

same with your expedited citizenship program I believe, but as I recall Puerto Ricans from Puerto Rico were accepted and they're American(sort of)

They don't mention Puerto Rico on their official website, so I don't think so.

For all the guys that say they are gay... here is my advice: never fuck them. Not even a little bit.

Does California count ? I heard you can get spanish citizenship from lat America in 3-4 years

It doesn't and yes, if you're from latin america you can get Spanish citizenship after living here legally for 2 years.

¿What did he quiso decir by esto ?

"don't bug them"

>tfw to gringo to join legion extrangera

youtube.com/watch?v=MeIwvJ4tO_Q

Thats even better

kek

But then again, they all probably speak with your weird faggy lisp.

Is that how all the Spanish soldiers wear?

What do they wear when in duty/combat?

...

>What do they wear when in duty/combat?

you're implying that Spain has any threats other than widespread siestas.

Goatfucking lands are right south of them tho.

They've sent a few soldiers to Afghanistan. El Salvador too but under Spain not by themselves for some reason

>What do they wear when in duty/combat?


nothing at all

Are they going to a gay party in Amsterdam?

Normal army gear.

Hot.

Morocco still claims Melilla and Ceuta.

Cool ;D

>Their uniform is so cool
if by cool you mean homosexual then yes ruskie user they are very cool

ah yes the fearsome morrocan military

>all these snipers in the trees

*Okinawa flashbacks*

this explain why you guys lost all your colonies

we lost all our colonies because they invented the cure for the measles and the common cold.

>giant Christ cross

that's nice, muslims need to be fucking killed

seriously, when the communism collapsed you could buy a box full of ak-47 for a pack of cigarettes and bottle of vodka. It was illegal of course, but who fucking cared, the empire was down

>They will do what no other soldier would be willing to do.

Have sex with the officers of the same gender?

Do they even see combat anywhere? Where does Spain even send its "elite" soldiers?

We have units in Bosnia, Turkey, Irak, Lebanon, Afghanistan, Somalia, Mali, Central African Republic and DR Congo right now.

based spain

that gay tbqhwyfamalamadingdong