/brit/

me and me mates (me taking the picture) edition

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rt.com/usa/trespass-bill-obama-secret-227/
greasyfork.org/en/scripts/811-resize-yt-to-window-size
govtrack.us/congress/bills/112/hr347/text
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

*poot*

been zoomed in in my browser to 110% for like 3 months and never noticed it until today because firefox now shows how much you're zoomed in

National rail ticket calculator isn't working on my tablet

Off to the library then

Really Makes You Think Doesn't It?

alri lads just watched arrival

Richard Hammond has excellent taste in fashion

Did that with wikipedia for a few weeks haha

t. lad in dadwash jeans and a sports jacket

not really. i always knew she was a vapid moron using socialism as a fashion statement.

i have Sup Forums zoomed to 125% on chrome else its really small and I can't see anything

I assume everyone else does too. didn't have this problem on my 720p monitor

Advice for the call center workers: make friends with your coworkers. They're the only ones who will understand your plight and talking about how stupid the customers are is therapeutic.

Management doesn't care: the customer is always right
Parents don't care: you're not moving back in here if you quit.

>brits think fucking a 16 year old is being a nonce

Howling

Think you have shitty eyes lad get checked up

I love the cheap prices of clothes of I'm honest

no we don't

it's just very nonce-esque

leaf post detected

will not be reading

>center

FOY

no he said I have perfect vision

on my 720p screen it was fine. on my 15.6" 1080p laptop, its tiny as fuck. really small

retching

WTF im a #CruzMissle now

i know. 100% cotton tshirts for like a fiver each. love it.

>If you wouldn't celebrate the September 11 attack on the twin towers, why would you celebrate Australia Day on January 26?
youtube.com/watch?v=UytdM-x3cv4
ah yes

shan't be reading posts from thai flags anymore

the thailad that i knew is gone as far as i know, i know not who to trust anymore

Good post

>eyelets

browsing at 90% here

107 quid for a month long ticket

I save 25%

going to need a real source

I have youtube zoomed in at 133% because that means I can open a video and have it in Cinema mode and it isn't tiny

Shagging a 16 year old isn't being a nonce in the same way ramming a dildo up you arse isn't gay

Technically but that's all

bet you have some runty 1366x768 17 inch laptop

>he doesn't walk up stairs three at a time

best endz in london?

fake news

mine goes blonde in summer

people call me blonde all year round though even though i'm definitely mousey brown

>virgin walking in 2017
not for me mate but knock yourself out

independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-protest-washington-riot-ten-year-jail-sentence-direct-action-demonstration-a7540071.html

best part is that it's a law passed by Obama
rt.com/usa/trespass-bill-obama-secret-227/

chrome or firefox lads

close tbf well done

I think it's great

greasyfork.org/en/scripts/811-resize-yt-to-window-size

Same except I also have the misfortune of having red facial hair except my mustache which grows blond

>my minimum wage goes up next week

£268 a week here i come, drinks on me boys

Firefox is only used by autistic contrarians who refuse to admit Chrome is superior in every concievable way

Waterfox

(fully expect this post to be 'dora'd)

b-but muh RAM

manchester

shan't be installing that

Used Firefox before it went to shit

Everything on Chrome seems to be well designed and streamline

firefucks

what are you like (:

Sympathetic to Monica's plight lads

I have a 2010 laptop with 4GB of RAM. It doesn't make sense for me to use Chrome.

Is anyone here fluent in leet-speak?

*sniff sniff*

Mmmmmmm

Why did you dob me in then?

when you get to a real man's screen size and resolution you'll realise what you've been missing

Lads a girl I'm talking to has got an absolutely insane cameltoe in her profile pic

Whats the policy here, do I tell her or would she get offended?

Already screenshotted it, so don't worry about that.

I've just always used Firefox, what's better about chrome?

Chrome is actively datamining you every moment your computer is turned on

Use GNU IceCat

>become president
>get 10x more retweets
>on 120k retweets average

was this his plan all along

would happily stamp on your face until you stopped breathing

I am

WELL FOKIN POST IT DEN YA WANK STAIN

print off the pic

spaff on it where the cameltoe is

pass it to her discreetly in public

Tell her you like her cameltoe she knows it's well visible and she will appreciate the comment

Don't tell her
A real gent wouldn't have noticed
But since you browse here, you are FAR from a real gent

j0

>male feet

Bit gay

>rt

fucks sake lad

What year did Brexit happen?

>Foot fetishists
Why don't you do this world a favour and shuffle off this mortal coil

govtrack.us/congress/bills/112/hr347/text

Good their mostly the "anarchists" fucksticks who whenever they don't like anything riot and damage random people's property. They act like a bunch of spoiled brats. I'm only sad the cops didn't get some stick time in.

don't worry lad, i'd have boots on

>he thinks tits and ass are "fetishes"

Howling at this mong

Like the other lad said, everything is smooth and streamlined. There's no clunkiness to it, it's all intuitive and not intrusive

*they're

>foot fetishists

Is this even real? I feel fucking sick

Sort you life out you fucking mess

>hating the white mans fetish
>hating the patrician fetish
*starts dressing while shouting to wife*

martha, bring me my double barrel...there's a runt on the loose...

Ideal ratio of legs to rest of body?

arsehole fetishist here

*sniiiifff*

*reads name of thread*

hmmm, /brit/ eh?

*scrolls down*

oh dear oh dear, why is there an autistic Canadian in here perhaps he's lost

Everything just works great on Chrome. Feels like a solid browser with no issues. Firefox has weird resolutions and shifty buttons and shite, its a mess, all over the place

gets worse as you switch to IE and stuff

>Eat popcorn at the cinema
>bits of popcorn stuck in my mouth

reeeeeeee

This doesn't make any sense.
4GB is way too little for Firefox since it uses about 1GB for 10 tabs.

Okay lads we all know what the fascist haircut is so what is the Antifa haircut?

I have a sexy girl fetish what am i like hahaha

having a tit or ass fetish is literally not even a fetish, it's called being a straight man
watersports is the patrician fetish anyway

It's not, """men""" who have given up on actually ever coming into contact with genuinely erotic parts of the body have deluded themselves into sexualising a part that there's more chance of them coming across in day-to-day life, and that girl's aren't so worried about inadvertently showing off

>Ass fetishist

Oh great, my dinner isn't sitting right, just let me

*BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

>a REAL gent woud-

This

It's like saying women are your sexual fetish

>relieving yourself away from the toilet
>patrician fetish
pajeet

What is the correct amount of time to brush your teeth for? I usually go for six minutes in the morning and at night.

singles and I drink

So basically the fascist haircut is numale homosexual ?
That's a bit contradictory

i'm just giving friendly, helpful advice

no need to be a negative nancy about it

bit loud