Brazilians of Sup Forums, what should I say to a cute Brazilian girl who I am friends with in university?

Brazilians of Sup Forums, what should I say to a cute Brazilian girl who I am friends with in university?

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how much does a hour with you cost?

about 3.50

no that dummy, that's what you have to ask her.

She's not a prostitute, she's Christian and virgin

I want your surra de bunda.

>Brazilian

riiiiiiiiiight.....

I can post a pic if you want

>virgin
Did you personally checked it yourself?

of her hymen!?

yes please.

você é bonitinha

No she told me and I trust her
No nudes

Practive some portuguese and sing to her Pixinguinha, he has good love songs.
I think this would be appropriate.

vem sentar na pistola, vagabunda

Learn something about her state, hues love that.

She's from Recife

Try "Asa Branca". I don't know if you will understand.

Shit like this is so cringy.

Just b urself.

>virgin

What kind of christian?

You don't know any virgin girl here? In what favela you live?

Ask her to show her prolapse to you

Raised Catholic but now she's non denominational

What backwards shithole you live in where girls don't have sex by the age of 12? I bet it's one of those villages where girls are burned alive.

>he fell for the purity meme

OMG, you surely hang out with pretty screwed up people. If you know where to search, you can easily find a virgin single girl 25yo. I won't tell nothing more because you don't deserve it anyway.
So backwards...

>If you know where to search, you can easily find a virgin single girl 25yo.

Yeah in APAE only, girls with schizophrenia, autism and other mental disabilities.

Sex is good bro, you don't have to be afraid of it.

People in APAE are more sane than you.

Why is everybody questioning this? She's lived in U.S. most of her life

"Olá moça bonita, importaria-se se eu tomasse uma bela jarra do suco de sua bela e rosada, porém apertada demasiadamente, buceta?"

Just don't mind translating, It's a opening cool guys usually use to impress girls.

Also, don't forget to give her a "surra de pau mole" to make the message clear. Soon enough you'll be getting your "surra de bunda" from her.

So she's a burger, not a hue.

Olá, linda! Queres jantar comigo e depois assistir Netflix em minha casa?

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>virgin

Talk to her female best friend , ask if she is available and/or would date you.

Olha que coisa mais linda, mais cheia de graça,
É ela menina que vem e que passa,
Num doce balanço a caminho do mar.

"are all even numbers greater than 2 the sum of two prime numbers? If yes, prove" this is the best pickup line because it is a fairly easy problem even a middle schooler could do, and it encourages conversation.

Also, can Sup Forums solve it? I'll start: 2=1+1

>quero foder teu cu
Means "you have pretty eyes"

Hey girl, what's up! Do you want to be my boo?

She'll most likely say yes because most brazilian girls are sluts anyway...

Do you rate Marcos Valle?

GAHAHAHAHAHA

>Lum

My dude Lum is trashy as heck.

And by the way, what the fuck are you doing?

Why would you date a wetback?

Are you out of your gourd?

Nah... he's pretty gay.

You could go for Antônio Carlos Jobim.

Play something like this:

youtube.com/watch?v=S-jhNNQAsnw

>wetback
Is this the new cool meme name kids are using nowadays?