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Islamic Spirituality edition

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cara

Quite possibly this 2bh

I had been up for 20-30 hours when out once, and had smoked with some mates before heading in to drink
By the time it was dark and we went outside for a fag, I was talking loudly to them about how I wanted to fuck this chick who we'd met inside (were sort of acquaintances at that point)
They didn't tell me until the next day the window was open and her family was sitting on the other side of it with her lmao

anime > cara

need a bf lads quite bad

business idea: wage nuclear war against the netherlands

*enters thread*

Time for my mid-week wank

Odds gay porn
Evens straight porn
zero next picture itt

i used to wanna kill myself
came up still wanna kill myself

hmmmm

why does Africa have so many nasty little bugs and diseases?

then get one you normie prick

why is everyone on Sup Forums obsessed with lying about themselves?

We're ahit

I should add that I wasn't really in much of a state to stand at that point (probably having blackouts), but somehow made it home

Sean Spicehead

You posted this here a few months ago

could care less ya fucking sprout, wise up and handle your drink better i hate it when people act like spastics when they are fucked, just quiet the fuck down

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Rate my meals today lads

Breakfast:
4 eggs with siracha
Cup of OJ
Nature Valley roasted nuts bar
50mg zinc

Lunch:
N/A

Dinner:
2 oven baked chicken breast drizzeled in steak sauce
Good portion of asparagus
Olive oil on both
Nature valley roasted nut bar

People do that everywhere lad m8

v rude post

>entering real nigga hours

Urien mah man

Ahh yes, the """working"""" class.

shut up

president toilet bog fart

I think the more amusing thing is when I don't lie I get called a liar, manlets and dicklets will never learn.

Going out for a 100% authentic and taxed pure Virginian tobacco "MG" cigarette

>fondling balls
>feel small lump on the scrote
>looks like a zit :S
>go to bathroom, squeeze the fucker
>solid white odourless matter emerges

The fuck was that? all gone now lads.

why is he looking towards the camera?

it was years ago
you need to spend less time here you spud-munching twat

>"working" class
>most are on bennies
howling

>sriracha

desu all I've had today was some noddles with scrambled egg, a banana, and a cup of tea

it's good
rate mine
Breakfast/lunch:
Rockstar Punched Guava energy drink
Prawn Cocktail Crisps
Half a sausage

Dinner:
Nurofen
Goodfella's pepperoni pizza

I, Toilet Bog Fart, poo solemnly swear that I will fartfully excrement the Offpiss of Pooreshitdent of the Poonited Shites of Arsemericack, and will poo the best of my ability, pooserve, pootect and defend the Constipation of the Poonited Sharts, so help pee God.

Finally
i was waiting for someone to do a bane impersonation

I don't know what you are on about .White stuff comes out my willy all the time

sounds like a zit

this is an illness

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shrieking

>turns out nobody else got a bonus this year either
>company did make a profit

not sure what's going on here lads

why did dentists stop using cocaine? heaven knows it's numbing enough. i'd be RUSHING to have root canals if they were ramming that shit in my mouth

I haven't eaten margherita pizza in so long
it feels like a downgrade

Eat better lads

LOW

literally the only good meme

its because you're not a banker m8

...

office should be orifice

TIER

thought the lad on stream atm was holding up a picture of trump as sonic

Brekki:
Pain au chocolat
2 slices of toast w/ butter and marmite

Lunch:
Cheese sandwich
Kettle "chips"
Dark chocy digestive x2

Din dins:
Spag Bol

>tfw no muslim qt

ive killed 50 men and impregnated 50 women

>"working" class
>most don't actually work

Hmmm

>People "laughing" at the poo posts in an attempt to "fit in" on /brit/
You fucking saddos.

honestly, is the average age here like fucking 14 or something? "hahahha toilet words XD XD XD". jesus christ

>You will never have Shia Labeouf square up to you

youtube.com/watch?v=E7j2WnAw_kA

Bloody NEETs and their bennie bonuses

>Breakfast
Fry up: 2x sausages, 2x bacon, 2x fried bread, 2x toast, scrambled eggs, tomato, mushroom, beans
Pink Grapefruit
Coffee

>Snack
Coffee
Croissant

>Lunch
Sea bass, artichoke, potato gratin, buerre blanc
cheese plate

>Snack
petit fours and coffee


>Dinner
Steak Tartare & chips
Beer

Not even memeing.

VISCANT

pay the footballers NEETs wages and the NEETs soldiers wages
you can do it with the bankers bonuses

It's such a boring way to offend yanks like fucking hell m8. Tasteless.

I bet you didn't like it when bollock posting was popular either?

I, poo poo poo, poo solemnly poo that I will poo poo the poo of poo of the poo poo of poo, and will poo the poo of my poo, poo, poo and poo the poo of the poo poo, so poo me poo.

>dj zang

have maddie mccann in the cellar
the funniest part about this is that obviously no one will believe it

GODDDDDDDD

Realistically, what are the pros and cons of converting to Islam as a white westerner?

sometimes wonder how or when it happened that brits started having massive breakfast while the rest of western europe doesnt

no booze

how old is she now

I wish I was a millionaire, then I could pull this crap too

screaming

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#NotMyPooresident

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OkCupid has revealed (I'm actually pretty surprised this post is still up to be honest) the nature in which men rate women on their site vs. the way women rate men.
The graphs speak for themselves. While men rate women on a somewhat symmetric and even bell curve, the way women rate male attractiveness implies that 80% of men are unsatisfactory to the female users of this site.
Average men are deemed to be universally undesirable among all women. We have to understand that a woman with an SMV point-score of say, 2 out of 10, is rating men anywhere from 2 to 3, even 4 points above her in SMV as being undesirable and unattractive.

It's really just the absurdity of it all. If I chuckle and shake my head then I think they deserve their (you)

had curry and 'bra for din dins lads

>when you realise kev was walking backwards AWAY from the camera because he had it on a timer

that was at least funny because it was a little bit inventive with making up ridiculous scenarios where your bollocks could be destroyed. this is literally just "hahaha shart". fucking kill yourself

alri grandpa

This one was particularly large desu, and people tend to only have them on the weekends in my experience.

just had my daily egg sandwiches

getting SWOLE feels pretty good

poor little fella
monkeys are to smart and to dangerous to be treated like toys

mind = blown

It's poo just the poo of poo all. If I poo and poo my poo then I think they deserve their poo.

this post has turned my whole life on it's head

Is this homecooked? If so, it looks pretty good, congrats - are you a rasheed?

never kept track to be honest
but she's still in good shape

making a stew
for me and you

swole or cut?

ismailis are literally led by a brit
they account for 20% of shia islam
islam was actually pretty cool during the golden age but it seems to also have the capacity to turn countries into backwards shitholes if interpreted too literally

10-6

time for a decaff with soy milk and stevia

You don't have a poo what you're shartking about.

Oh my days

Need a lie down