>be me
>text a little with that cute chinese girl I met on hellotalk
>she's a bit wierd but I get used to it
>she asks me If I like german porn? k.
>she tells me she personaly prefers chinese ones (not like they have many options in china)
>send her a gif of some german blowjob I found 7/10 for comparison
>"I'm shocked and disgusted"
[screenshot starts here]
>I apologize cause I don't want to get blocked by her day 1
>pic
What is wrong with chinese girls?
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
vocaroo.com
twitter.com
What about french porn ? Tell her
...
you sound utterly emasculated in those messages
Jamal knows, you are not talking to your professor but to a girl, tease her a bit, if she blocks you for that fuck her lol
>I don't know what went into me
I know what went into you, faggot.
>Excuse my childish behaviour
fucking jej
>he inoccenly believes a chinese girl watches german porn
Send her some fart porn for the laffs lol
maybe she's shy and intimidated
also
>Japanese ones are gentler
What the fuck JAVs has she been watching? Most of them are rapey and the girls scream non-stop louder than Michael Schumacher's Ferrari.
don't apologize
this isn't even a woman-related advice, this is just a you-related advice
why do you apologize for sending a porn gif ? did you do something bad ? no ?
just don't and it totally does makes you look like a pussy yes, no coincidence she tells you to "do things like a man" right afterwards
yeah I know. I'm not proud of my fagness in that moment either.
Nice save.
...
if she doesn't german porn, then tell her to show some porn that she likes
>non-white people can be racist too
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IMPOSSIBLE.
you are both retarded it will work out
rly makes yu think
Is her self esteem that bad? Damn dude.
>it's not about the dick
again this shit is fucked up
chinese porn? the fuck is it
god this is such a fucking stupid conversation i can't handle this
in your pic i can barely see you look retarded as well like a 15yo portuguese kid wtf is up with your hair ?
you think it's even about that ? makes no sense
and of course everyone knows that
(also i'm the same race as germans and i can't watch their porn either i think it's disgusting)
There is something about her wierdness that turns me on.
honest to god have you had gf before?
it's becoming to cringey to handle
here
>you think it's even about that ? makes no sense
I just read the rest of the conversation and she's just a low self esteem retard.
>d i can't watch their porn
What's so bad about it? Not including the fetish categories, because it's the same for every country: just shitty fucked up porn.
...
...
This is even worse than that German guy talking with a Japanese girl
Here you go muh niggah
youtube.com
pure beta retard who has reached the muximam cringy point vs liar schizo bitch
well not only i can't understand it but there's a certain ambiance or atmosphere to it and german porn is just creepy to me
and not in a good way like bdsm or something, more like "eww no i'm not watching this it's just gross"
at least old french porn has plenty of funny moments and i can "get it" you know, even though on the outside it looks just as bad as german porn (talking about the older movies)
Why does she say "I felt " yadda yadda? That's kind of a weird phrase to use isn't it? Is it an Asian thing, because I've heard I before and didn't know what to think of it
Umm, that's Wechat interface
t. Swindler for lonely foreigner guys
I expected denish bois are much more qt
That is actually me. I'm just using a dansish vpn right now. I lost interest in japanese girls so I started to talk with chinese ones.
I just want to say that you look short, but you are beta as fuck for sure
Ok. Here's a tip. Don't ever bring up porn with Asian girls. She might be into it as well, but social conditioning will force her to act disgusted by it in public. My current gf is into it but will bristle if I even joke about it. Not all Asians are like this but better play it safe. When you're fucking her regularly, maybe you can broach the subject.
Can't watch French Porn desu. These stupid french redneck voices/noises and the atmosphere makes it ridiculous rather than attractive.
C'mon, I'm atleast a 6.7/10
I'm 1.82 which might not be too tall but neither short.
The problem is that she did bring up porn, not me.
Fucking knew it
lmao, and yours her romeo :^)
You're pixelated af that's for sure
this is the best thing about it kek
>not enjoying the classic french masterpieces such as "who wants to fuck my son" or "pascal the big brother dicker"
but you are german
we know german bois are worse than nordick ones
I had fun with it but didn't fap.
OP isn't even the worst I've met.
This chink for example doesn't know how XD works and simply adds it to every sentence thinking it means having 'good mood'
...
jesus christ i can't keeping reading those, but you seem to have it handled somehow
kek
I think (you) are more gorgeous than OP
Sometimes weirdos find each other. It's a beautiful thing, really
What the fuck Ching chong. You're an embarrassment to Danes.
Pure beta cringy retard.
C'mon guys. I'm not a qt but I don't think I'm below 6/10
Hi Kemal, how's Denmark treating you
just a bit of a wet wipe really
That's mean she's laughing.
5, but you could probably become 10 if you lifted
4/10, Mehmet
yeah, I fucked up the hair badly.
5? Aw shut ap.
You look like an Arab.
You look like a paki screaming "sex? Pussy you show plz, etc". Seriously. Not a qt.
She's just messing with you, you fucking retard
Chink/Jap girls are too sweet/dumb to tell the difference between authentic european and muhanmado
pls no explode
Is is just me or is she arrogant in a wierd way?
>muhanmado
That's a dude
cmon guys maybe hes just bavarian
Its called insecurity.
you are ronaujinyo btw
Yep.
What do you expect from a Chink?
Nah, that chin might make it look like it but you can see that shes female in her full pic.
Both are weird.
You should talk to her as with every friend, your attempts to flirt are quite ridiculous and not natural. Nobody might be fond of this.
>ronaujinyo
Stop, please. My abs hurt.
>trusting asians or south americans to be female before you've had visual confirmation of whats in their pants
he is pasukaru
he is yaan
Dude are you a kebab?
>ronaujinyo
My sides
>implying that's """"""her""""" and not some pic from the webz
Oh, boy. She's got a big digger than yours probably.
This thread just gave me cancer
damn pasukaru is him
pasukawat?
what is the popular name among romas?
Elvis
Hm. To be honest. She might be fake.
I will ask her for confirmation pics in a few hours when she/he wakes up.
Now that I think about it. Her/His insecurity makes kind of sense.
For now, have a pic of her. Maybe someone can reverse search it.
>Coming up next on MTV's Catfish
really?
>reverse search it
they all look the same lol
>reverse search a pic of a chinese
>1.300.000.000 results found
That's exactly what I thought.
Why is she balding
Jan Jansen
They do it there too?
Holy kek, how the fuck is he supposed to know that?
5/10.
What makes you think you are anywhere above average here?
Shes not.