Silicon Valley

I missed the initial thread.

I'm bummed out as fuck that he sold his pp shares.

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How will he redeem himself lads?

CUT THE POWER TO THE BUILDING

Did he have to sell all of them?

He had 10% of the shares, with a $250m valuation that's FAR more than he needed to pay off the party debts.

Holi needs two new engineers.

head and red head at Holi confirmed

He's a retard that caused his friend to lose millions of dollars in a matter of weeks if not days. Why would anyone possibly feel bad for this massive cunt?

dadada

this desu

He sold his board seat, he knows peed penis is gonna blow up and doesn't want to lose any of his shares.

I don't understand Monica's vague dislike of the program

He could have just held on to his Pied Piper shares and live comfortably for the rest of his life, but he just had to go take advantage of Big Head.

So why Monica don`t like beta?First I thought because it had shity interface for regular user, but in the end it was just that Monica just don`t need this product?

I'll spell it out for you.

Monica made it clear that she was bad when it came to tech. She represents the normal person.

Besides her they only sent the beta to other industry nerds. She was confused by the UI. UIs make or brake programs when it comes to normies. Normies will shun the platform. Thus their market is limited to nerds.

I`m scared, everything going to good for PP

*too

>it's an everything is going to well for the gang so richard spergs out and ruins it again episode

This ep was so obvious, I know you retards are too stupid to figure it out.

Bachman sold his seat, not his chairs. The platform won't be a hit with Normies now that Richards chief supporter is off the board Richard is gonna wish he only got removed as CEO.

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ow, okey

yep they're fucked

Ok, so why didn't she explain it to richard like that?

looks like any normal video editing software, shame iphone babbies literally need a big button called "COMPRESS" and that's all otherwise they'd get confused

She even fucking said she was wrong about a tech program before, that's why. She's unsure because she doesn't understand it, but everyone else that got the beta said it was great so she had no reason to blurt out and be wrong again

It was weird, she specifically said: "It's not the UI" when that was exactly what her problem was.

Even normie idiots can say "it's too weird to use. How do I X?", especially if they've reached her level of success.

>drop down menu for frames instead of a field

FLOP OF THE CENTURY SELL YOUR STOCKS THE SHIP IS SINKING

>If you're not familiar with editing software you're subhuman
Do you understand every single thing about every single thing you own? Car? Bike? Pipes? Electricity? Heating? How your home is constructed? No. People want elegant and easy to use, and with a possibility of tweaking for those who might want it. Few people want a billion bells and whistles jammed down their throat.

Erlich Bachman, here is your mother. you are not my baby

>not having a normie button in addition to advanced settings

It's called having a brain and using the internet.

Google: basic encoding settings for Pied Piper, bang there you go a video or website that will perfectly outline what settings to use and what they do.

All of those things you listed can be figured out with basic intellect and the net, you just have to have a brain behind your ugly cunt face

Also you don't need to know what every setting does, you just need to know what a few of them do, and just leave the rest alone. It's basic shit really. By your logic people wouldn't be able to torrent because using winrar or 7zip to uncompress files requires you to be a computer scientist in your fucked up little world.

fixed?

Yes. Why don't you?
Wanting something to be simple is one thing. Being informed and wanting to learn is something else.

You are a fucking moron if you think implementing pre set normie settings then moving all that shit into advanced isn't a good idea.

You should just have a Quality: High, medium and low setting.

It was fine in it's normal state, but sure having an advanced menu and normie menu is good business I suppose.

Proper editing software and programs don't coddle you like a retard though because they cost hundreds of dollars and are meant to be used by professionals

also >24 frames

puke

We're talking about normies here, not the average tech savvy user, people whose internet experience is YouTube and facebook

It's a compression program. You don't think normies who can barely use a computer won't have use for that in the near future? It's not good business, it's essential

What exactly are normies going to be doing with that?

It's like saying that you should dumb down final cut pro or sony vegas for normies when they're just going to use whatever basic bitch shit comes on their Macintosh computer.

They can figure out how to torrent fine enough, they can figure out how to create videos in equally complex programs.

Fuck I hate all this pandering to mentally retarded people, fuck them they aren't going to be downloading anything but porn and viruses

>It's called having a brain and using the internet.
You want people to "use the internet" to use what seems to be a better Dropbox? Are you stupid? People want drag and drop. If I was so inclined, I could use itunes effectively to transfer files to my phone. Since I absolutely despise that shit and how dumb it's put together, it can go completely fuck itself, and instead I use dropbox.

How about you use that brain of yours and realise that enjoying simplicity doesn't mean you're stupid. Unnecessary complexity is simply off putting, even if you can understand it. I don't want my programs to ask me every single time I use it if I want to use it as simply as I can, and reminding me that I can tweak everything in a hundred ways. I just want simplicity.

>By your logic people wouldn't be able to torrent because using winrar or 7zip to uncompress files requires you to be a computer scientist in your fucked up little world.
No.

>Wanting something to be simple is one thing. Being informed and wanting to learn is something else
When I use simple programs I'm not "out to learn". I'm out to use that program. If I wanted to learn, I'd do that. I don't want dropbox to quiz me about my basic knowledge on whatever the fuck whenever I transfer a pdf file to read on my tablet.

If that makes me a filthy normie, so be it. I'm simply informing you sperglords that most people are not unreasonable for wanting simplicity.

Idk brah? Make files smaller maybe

If they were smart they would have a cloud service, not a browser based winrar. When does the average person ever think about compressing a file?

exactly

any files they have that need to be "smaller" have already been done by the person who created it. Normies don't have ANY original content on their PCs.

The ones that do have an interest in video software or photoshop and the like, and those programs are equally complex because they are powerful tools.

You think like everyone should have paint instead of photoshop

>They can figure out how to torrent fine enough, they can figure out how to create videos in equally complex programs.
>can
>want
I CAN make fire by rubbing two sticks together really fast. After some time, I could even get really good and fast at it. It'd be neat if shit hit the fan and I only had two sticks and was cold.

But I don't want that shit. I want to press a button on a tiny device that makes flame come out, because that shit's just simpler.

It's really not that fucking hard to grasp. For people whom I'm absolutely positive consider themselves above average intelligence, you people are really fucking dense.

>Paint instead of photoshop.
Not really comparable. But trying to stay with your retarded analogy, I think photoshop shouldn't open with every single feature it has already on the screen. No one is saying to get rid of these features, just put them behind an advanced settings button.

You are delusional if you think thats not how it would be done in real life.

>It was fine in it's normal state, but sure having an advanced menu and normie menu is good business I suppose.

Nice man, call me dense when you lack basic reading comprehension

I'm surprised you even managed to post on this website without a massive button saying "click here to post xD"

>You are delusional if you think thats not how it would be done in real life.
>not wanting to drown in every single imaginable bell and whistle the developer could possibly think of
NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEEE

Maybe it's just that you come across as a cunt so people keep arguing with you.

fantastic, I am here to get as many responses as possible of course, otherwise what is the point of posting if no one responds

Why did they write it as Monica just not liking in general? Weird, when they could have had it as an interface problem.

>I'm surprised you even managed to post on this website without a massive button saying "click here to post xD"
I'm sure that you'd enjoy it if there was a billion submenus about the font and size and wiggly shape of your text, and background with moving gifs and shit. Because if you say no, then you're just a normie who's too stupid to fathom complexity! Just learn it! Are you too stupid to click away the 10 different things you can do every single time you want to do something super simple? Pff, faggot. Just learn. Just be faced with all this unnecessary shit constantly even though you'll never, ever touch it.

Because only normie idiots who are ever so stupid wouldn't want a trillion different options to configure their shit. Yup.

anyone else notice monica wearing beige when she wanted to tell the guys she didnt like the platform?

>normie idiots using compression software

top kek, complex software for creating stuff has complex options? wowe who would have guessed.

This isn't a program for every cunt to use, it's for people who actually have a use for it you fucking inbred moron

Just ignore him bro, it must be a major problem with self compensation, having a elitist line of thought like that.
I don't want to google "how do I open a door" whenever I need to open a fucking door dude, technology is here to help us human beans, not waste our time.

Right? who needs options?

let's just have one big button and no options to change shit to have it the way you desire it, just the same settings for EVERYONE.

fuck me it's like you've never even seen the settings in any program ever. Even in video games have more menu settings then this pied piper shit.

What does that mean? I started watching the show In the current season so I might be missing something.

>This isn't a program for every cunt to use, it's for people who actually have a use for it you fucking inbred moron
>It's okay if we make it horrible to use for normies because fuck normies even though they make up the vast majority of everyone - who cares about tapping into that market, amirite? xD
I just realised I'm objectively right, that it's not up for debate, and that the show will reveal that this is the problem with it all. That normies won't like it, because it looks goofy. You can rant and rave all you like, but this doesn't change fact. People don't want a billion bells and whistles. They want simplicity and elegance.

You're wrong, I'm right, end of discussion.

That's great, didnt notice.

>let's just have one big button and no options to change shit to have it the way you desire it, just the same settings for EVERYONE.
>cannot grasp the concept of an "advanced" menu and a simple cookie-cutter setting as default
Are you literally fucking stupid there mate?

what a horrible sweater

Yes! Weird none of the guys noticed and pointed it out.

why beige?

I'm not against having advanced options but if the platform is going to compete with Dropbox, etc. It better be simple and fluid.

> People don't want a billion bells and whistles. They want simplicity and elegance.

sure, but normies aren't ever going to be needing compression software just like they won't need a DAW or powerful video editing software/ image software. All of these things have complex settings because they are complex tools.

It's a program for people who actually need it, it's not a piece of shit like Itunes for every retard to use, it's for people creating torrents and shit your ignorant fool.

>It was fine in it's normal state, but sure having an advanced menu and normie menu is good business I suppose.

get some reading comprehension mate

is this some kind of meme

>but normies aren't ever going to be needing compression software
>normies don't use already use 7zip, winrar
k

Have you ever compressed a file using winrar or 7zip?

Cuz I've used those program's a lot but I've never needed to compress anything ever

hahahahhahahahahaha

fucking 20 yo fegget

Theres a joke about it in one of the earlier seasons.

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Comedian who called Uber CEO's girlfriend a 'b****' and made 'racist' remark at 'Silicon Valley' awards show faces angry backlash

TJ Miller is being criticized for what are being called sexist and racist comments toward Gabi Holzwarth
Holzwarth is the 25-year-old girlfriend of Uber founder Travis Kalanick, 38
Holzwarth plays violin at tech parties and also works at the startup Shyp

I can't keep track of all the shit you say, you absolute cunt. No one said EVERYONE should have the same settings. The point is that being bombarded by options is inelegant and off-putting.

If you seriously cannot grasp that, then just stop posting. It's embarrassing.

i laughed

also they really need to make their beta more normie friendly

I agree with her about Slack.

DAMMIT JIN YANG NOT NOW

>Published over a year ago
I think he'll be fine

it made me really fucking nervous actually

>Holzwarth wrote an essay about how she was abused and called 'little b****' when she was 13 and said Miller's comedy routine brought back fillings from that incident

I started to watch Silicon Valley last week

(from the start, I heard about the show but I believed that IT Crowd is best there is out there)
Anyhow, I burned from s01e01 to s03e07 so fucking fast, its by far best show about "computers" ever, even Mr.Robot has worse "tech" representation.

i dont get why "action" jack barker didnt go to hooli to talk to gavin about making that box with the other engineers who understand middle-out compression after he was fired

richard flat out told him the endframe guys understand middle-out compression, and he was fired, and he doesnt exactly like richard

because jack barker is a fucking retard.

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That fucking Gavin

>scrap the project, start from scratch with all these new functions, and have it on the market before PP

>programmers trying to make a UI

I'm looking at you, Blender

I dont know what is worse,
their UI or the fact that their UI has sense to me..

which whore?

How did he even get to his position? I forget. He;s completely retarded

Both, but if I have to choose: right.

She looks like she'd fuck me to the brink of death.

holy fuck right my dick

Apparently that's pretty much how Elon Musk treats his employees.

That sweet-ass credit-song, man

Big Head was renting all his shit without income, so money would eventually end.Weird that finansial guy didn`t return all rented shit instantly

I noticed that,its great that she is also a real female nerd/geek(of sort) you have those types in H.R. or customer service on tones


>her boss said to her that she uses nonsexual garment when bringing bad news..

Because the box was a retarded idea

You know 100 years ago men like me could have had men like you killed.
Times sure have changed.
Or have they?

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How will he ever recover has he lost it forever?

man this scene was good

You cant call asian wymen bitches

Yes it was retarded but he lined up a buyer for it, had salesmen all ready, he could have made richard and everyone instant millionaires. he didn't give a fuck about the technology behind it, he just wanted to get richer.

>giving a fuck about millions
>if you can have billions

All in or bust!
You only live once, there's always an exit around the corner.

This show has the best credits tracks, prove me wrong