A T H L E T I C edition
/brit/
I'll bump this
some really good stuff in that czech gangbang series
gonna do a suicide
Careful now or you'll get addicted to porn
alri turtlenecklad haha
Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under. You're now all imagining that I got some sick doubles and will congratulate me on it. Three, two, one... You're back in the room.
I got the bolt cutters from a carcass
what now
*likes this post*
whatever happened to Val Kilmer?
girls suck uhhuhuh
I wish theyd like..
let you do it
and then like
go away and shutup
uhhuh huh.. uh huh huh
have no fucking idea why anglos call a turtle neck a turtleneck
here it's a rolled collar, because its a rolled collar
for those struggling with porn addiction you can overcome it
trudeau
hehehe yeah hehe
inshallaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhmiddullah
Dire post
mental addictions are not real addictions
the west needs more trudeaus in power k
I love porn though
hmm these nachos are a little too spicy for my liking
It's called a polo neck in Britain
Off to take a shower
Come join me ;)
UGUU BEAVIS-SAMA AM I KAWAII
my new toys have arrived lads x
*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifff* AAAAARRGHHH
yes
the scent of a yank
i think turtle neck is just the yank name and its called a polo neck
Can't really imagine what it'd be like to actually have a gf desu
*tips skimmed milk*
did 5mg of valium at college recently and all it did was reduce my gad symptoms 2bh
im on xans i dont wanna dance
hang on you look a little young to be posting on this Adults Only imageboard
pictures are haram
Lewd. x
turtleneck isn't suicidal
Direr post
((()))
This man is trying to lead you down the path of wickedness!
>it's a "the gf looks through your computer files and finds your old crossdressing pictures from 10 years ago" episode
oh dear
wish i could be happy one day
why do all the hardware companies have terrible taste in design?
how not?
he looks like he's gonna pull the next port arthur
>t. future ribena
Pretty shit ngl, every fucking girl ever does unecessary shit for attention (even when they're already getting it.)
>its a no gf episode
can't imagine an attractive girl enjoying my company
can't even remember what i was doing 10 years ago
was probably drunk
dump her
she clearly doesn't respect your privacy
that said, you're a disgusting autogynephile
It's literally in their DNA to attract as much attention as possibly so that they can secure the best genes to mate with
same as all your other episodes isn't it
figure you'd be used to it by now
Sucking jamals dick isn't craving attention, it's just because your TWD(tiny white dick) doesn't satsify her
Merkelsjongens zijn NIET WELKOM hier.
>autogynephile
that's not a real thing
i was 13 so probably wanking and playing fifa
Cuck
The terrorist DID win and they are in the White House
Try not to an hero bruce
Yeah but when you're in a stable relationship and they instantaneously flip all of their emotions so they can be chased by you, it's a bit of a piss-take tbqh
Moments of bliss where youre content at the fact you have someone who loves you.
Then moments of anger and doubt when ypu realise women are petty and fickle and feel entitled
Ah yes that familiar smell, British women just can't get enough of it!
time was not kind to him
it's wonderful
most of the time...
>the west needs more trudeaus
no, ARABIA needs more Trudeaus in power (save for Syria and Lebanon).
Not too stable a relationship if she's pulling that shite mate
Tfw when I spoke this post rather than wrote it
yes it is
the only people opposed to it are trannys since they experience it but feel it detracts from their desire to be """women""" since they know it to be real
cognitive dissonance n dat
it feels as though I'm living in the future
mannn the girl yesterday was sure something
need to find her
I didn't crossdress for sexual reasons though
I just had a phase where I thought I was transgender
grew out of it though
Was during the time before every dopey lass did that shite to me lmao
He's got that puffy alcoholic face
Probably been putting away a fifth a day of the good stuff
so why did you crossdress then
Who is your favourite stand-up comedian?
Who is your favourite stand-up comedienne?
just let everyone in ffs what's the problem
no one stand up comedy is shit
no one stand up comedy is shit
what's the psychological impact of having sex with 1000 strangers for money
Louis CK
Samantha Bee
Yeah definitely is a thing
All that boi pucci im a twink wearing girl clothes fuk me daddy shit is autogynephilia. And especially then going onto live a regular male life
Trannies oppose it. Even though its clearly a thing, which i imagine a fair few dabbled before becoming fullyfledged trannis
absolute state of him
Stewart Lee or Sam Hyde
None, women aren't funny
*lifts up my leg*
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTFFFPPP*
ahh
*wafts it over to you*
Would never -- it's illegal.
i dont think prostitution is that particular
in fact its quite mundane
>so why did you crossdress then
:
>I just had a phase where I thought I was transgender
Women aren't deep enough to experience mental trauma or existential crises
some blokes like dressing up as woman
stop kink shamong
The gf used to make me laugh
no it isn't
>comedienne
no such thing
you have male comedians and female comedians
just like how you have male actors or female actors
Looks like your typical fat middle aged slob
To think he was once a sex symbol ahaha
got a 17 year old hitting on me on the ol normiebook
i'm 22, should i tell her to fuck off?
dhs.gov
Muslims eternally btfo lads
time for great shittain to do the same
feel and a half tbhh
send her my way
also post pics
Barely feel my willy when its inside vag. Especially if i fuck deep. I only feel it on lobg strokes in and out
>female comedians
The correct nomenclature for a female actor is "actress"
ya but why you thick cunt
JUST