Hey user how come you dont talk

Hey user how come you dont talk

[blushing intensifies]

....

*poot*

haha... a-am I the only one hot here? I-i mean is i-it h-hot here? For you?

She's too big. 10cm taller than she should be

I... drive.

>should be

what are you the fucking height police?

BECAUSE. I AM. A. RO. BOT. BEEP BOOP BEEP

*Do robot dance*

haha nah just like to have fun ;)

Oh sorry duck, I was miles away. I was just wondering if the carpet matches the drapes.

>She's too big

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Why talk...when I can dance!

I'm a mute.

no if youve had any sexual encounter with a woman youd know that these 5'10 bitches are built like dudes

I prefer to listen.

Mphhh shurgs shoulders

In fairness that is impressive is he managed to a reasonable amount of push ups.

Gargleblerggghh

>he doesn't get his prostate pounded by 6'1 musclegirls

I pity you.

Post her pussy hair.