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Twisted fucking psychopath

HYPED

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Azor Jon

I miss Ned, he made me feel happy and safe

Nth for body-hairless women

Eggs for legs.

Reminder that she is fucking confirmed
>Ep 10: Brienne meets a friend turned foe
>Many references to her death in the last two episodes
>Leaks said Thoros' actor returns for a hanging scene
>This song played in the scene where Hound finds hanged McShane, same song that played when Brienne swore her oath to Catlyn
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If you don't like pubic hair, you're a faggot.

I read GRRM's "The Second Kind of Loneliness" today, written when he was living as a semi-NEET after college.

>There are times, out here, when I want someone to talk to so badly that I scream, and start pounding on the walls. There are times when the boredom crawls under my skin and all but drives me mad.
>But there are other times, too. When the ringships come. When I go outside to make repairs. Or when I just sit in the control chair, imaging myself out into the darkness to watch the stars.
>Lonely? Yes. But a solemn, brooding, tragic loneliness that a man hates with a passion—and yet loves so much he craves for more.
>And then there is the second kind of loneliness.
>You don’t need the Cerberus Star Ring for that kind. You can find it anywhere on Earth. I know. I did. I found it everywhere I went, in everything I did.
>It’s the loneliness of people trapped within themselves. The loneliness of people who have said the wrong thing so often that they don’t have the courage to say anything anymore.
>The loneliness, not of distance, but of fear.
>The loneliness of people who sit alone in furnished rooms in crowded cities, because they’ve got nowhere to go and no one to talk to. >The loneliness of guys who go to bars to meet someone, only to discover they don’t know how to strike up a conversation, and wouldn’t have the courage to do so if they did.
>There’s no grandeur to that kind of loneliness. No purpose and no poetry. It’s loneliness without meaning. It’s sad and squalid and pathetic, and it stinks of self-pity.
>Oh yes, it hurts at times to be alone among the stars.
>But it hurts a lot more to be alone at a party. A lot more.

GRRM is one of us.

Preston

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FORM THE DUSTY MESA

Cleganebowl next season. Just the weigh ins this time around folks. see you next year for the big event.

What did they mean by this?

FUCKING TELL ME ABOUT THE BRYAN CRANSTON CAMEO YOU FUCKS

Shame

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so is clegane now a hedge knight?

What is our predictions for TWOW /got/ ?

Why didnt he cut both of Jamie's hands?

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HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS

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>"Who can defeat Ramsay and all his army in one day? Fuckin A MAN... C I A MAN".
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When will I see my waifu again?

Never gonna be finished

nah nigga, he's going to become a paladin of the seven.

A reminder that Ser Arthur Dayne was the greatest swordsman to have ever exist

Next week probably. We're due for another shitty tyrion scene.

>SLASH
>STAB STAB STAB
>TWIST

Then Arya just walks it off like it's nothing. Not quite Dany tier plot armour but still pretty thick.

Where are they going with this? She's going to heal up and then what?

yeah and he got killed by a literally who bushman manlet lmao

>the waif will never stab you and toss you in a canal
;_;

I'm bracing for all the hilarious HAHA NO DICK jokes he'll make about Theon.

WE DONT KNOW Anything ABOUT IT WITHER THAN HES DOING IT

That title belongs to another member of House Dayne

Did they delay the cleganebowl for season 7 to save up budget?

She didnt toss Arya in. Arya jumped herself in order to escape or Waif would have finished her off

Does the Waif actually think she's dead?

>Episode 8 is called No One

i don't think i really want an Arya heavy episode

he would have died, almost died from losing 1

I dread having Theon, Varys, Greyworm, and Tyrion all in the same room.

Bearloli = anime

>to save up budget?
no, they just need more time to flesh out his redemption arc.

Jaqen took the fall for her, Arya is still in the cave. Real Arya also wouldnt call a nigga westerosi, only jaquen would. Arya doesnt walk like a fancy nigger, jaquen does. Those aint Arya's clothes either

That's the thing user, it's not about what you want. It's about what you need

In ep08's trailer she's chasing her with a spear.

We literally have no clue. Assuming the show's not retarded, she didn't truly intend to kill Arya.

>She didnt toss Arya in. Arya jumped herself in
So? thats not the scenario I want to happen, I want her to toss me in like a piece of trash.

Another episode of her wearing the thickest plot armor ever forged.

> dat FAS

>those "stab" sounds
fucking pathetic m8

>Arya also wouldnt call a nigga westerosi

What else would she refer to someone from Westeros as? Srs question.

You want ze good arc, but you need ze bad story

>"Greyjoy, eh? If I lost my cock I don't think I'd have any joy left in me at all."
>"Didn't we meet in Winterfell? You've come a long way from the ward of the Starks. What is it they say? Ah yes, Winter is Coming. I suppose, you won't be any time soon."

>>Ep 10: Brienne meets a friend turned foe
Those synopses are fake, made up by some fag on IMDb

LSH unconfirmed

bearloli=love

Fucking hell didnt u see the episode 8 preview?? It will be Jaime heavily related. Arya may get about 15 mins top.

>It's a CLEGANEBOWL thread

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Your waifu is shit.

So did they officially kill off Arya Stark or did she find help?...

>Cover assassins
>Attacking someone in broad daylight on the street
>Running around with a spear
Is this a joke by the writers?

So guys...
Thoughts on Cleganebowl?

This guy looks like the Nights King

She would've said something like, "You're from Westeros? Ill suck your dick for a cabin" But also where would real arya get the money

Did she die on the way to Bear Island?

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fat man dies.

Kek

15 minutes is a lot, that's a 1/4 of the show.

All i want is a girl with titties like those so I can rub my dick between them.... why is it so hard to find this? :(

Nah she is in Braavos and will save Arya.

she's not going to heal. do you really think a pro like Waif will fail an assassination to a pleb like her?

Any Arya you see in the next few episode is just a mask.

she became a master thief during her time being blind and getting the shit kicked out of her.

This is why I have a hard time believing its Jaqen. What the fuck is the point of him running?

Cant bring the witch to treat with lolibear.

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>sophie plays "throne, bone, slay"
>choices are jorah, jon, and jaime
>throne jaime bc he's cool
>bone jorah "because i like older men"
>slay jon snow bc too emo

interviewer is retarded for not making it "jon, littlefinger or tyrion"

Simply epic guys!

Does anyone know of a fat man who is older than Gurm? Fat old people are a rarity... because they die.

How long does he got?

Robert Strong looks so fucking bad. Jesus Christ.

Because it's the show

no they're adapting assassins faithfully

they've researched 100% true assassination fighting methods

Literally me right now while the rest of the family plays cards and I shitpost

>paladin

Thats the kind of word you start using when they cut your cock off?

He's been a hedge knight since he renounced the king.

As a disguise.. why dont any of the people help him when hes injured? Cos he is no one!

this

wondering what Sandor's new armor is going to look like. i'm guessing some hand-me-down or some stuff he steals off the brotherhood. i don't think they'd go full paladin with him getting gifted le ancient holy armor of the seven or some such.

I assume episode 10 will be 69 minutes of the cleganes punching each other to death.

what would happen if he got prostate stimulated?

would he shoot a huge puss laden gob out of his stub?

Oh, so this probably wasn't even Ayra?

I want a scene when bear loli take a handsome man and make him, her lover.

nah. smiling knight.

Isn't he dating Leslie? KIT KEKED BY IAN GLENN.

>slay jon snow bc too emo

Based Salsa

eh my grandad is over 10 years older than him and is fat

I still don't think gurm will last, but he can afford top healthcare so whoknows

>tfw someone else finally posts this
thank you user

1st for Snowdown > Bastardbowl

Why didn't Lyanna Mormont ask Jon why he was carrying around their family's priceless heirloom valyrian steel sword?

>Rose wants to bang Jorah and slay Jon but fucks Kit irl.

Guess either Jon is nothing like Kit, Rose is a slut, or she wanted a spicier answer than saying she'd throne or bone her boyfriend's character

>we're going to need a thousand times more ships than there are cocks in this room