That guy that wears basketball shorts to the cinema

>That guy that wears basketball shorts to the cinema

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>not going everywhere in a hoodie, sweats, and slippers with your keys on a lanyard around your neck and a gallon of water in hand

it's like you never been in college brah

>being comfortable is wrong

Ok OP

Whatcha gonna do white boy? Shoot up the theater?

It's autistic as fuck. Wearing shorts in general is autistic as fuck unless you're a cute girl wearing daisydukes.

>that guy who buys popcorn in the soda stand

Please explain how wearing shorts is autistic

>that guy that wears cinema pants to basketball practice

>that guy who buys a large drink and fills it up with only ice at the self-serve machine

>that guy who wears nothing at all to the cinema

Try not wearing shorts in Phoenix

>Wearing shorts in general is autistic as fuck
huh?

cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking around

Pic related, its OP.


>tfw i wear gym shorts everywhere but dinner and class

Feels good to not be a fat fuck.

>he's never gotten a handie in the theatre

Why even live?

>that half-second feel of confusion when you see something familiar on a different board

sheik attire is actually the best thing to wear in the scorching desert. The cloth prevents the sun from heating you up as much and the wind through the tiny holes facilitates evaporation of sweat and cooling

>that guy who wears his popcorn to the movie stand

>that guy that goes by himself on opening night to see a comic book movie

Saw fags do this for BvS, Civil War and Deadpool

oh fuck off. it's autistic to imply that there's any sort of "dress code" when going to watch a movie.

stop paying attention to what other men are wearing and you'll live a much happier life.

>the guy who jerks off to the non nude parts

Try wearing jeans in Texas where its hot and fucking humid.

why are you watching other people so closely?

>just b urself heh :)

t. pic related.

what does t. mean

where can you get this attire? getting real tired of the heat.

>Ma'am can you pick the school shooter out of this line up?

I live in Oklahoma City. I never ever see any man 20-40 wear shorts of any kind outside the gym or public pool. All jeans.

It's true. Shorts are okay if you're a teenager. Once you reach adulthood, it's time to ditch the shorts and strictly wear pants, unless the situation calls for shorts (swimming, athletics)

Can you blame him? Nigga don't want to get shot, the last thought he wants to have is not a scene from dawn of justice.

/fit/ pls go

someone post the version with the aussie banter roasting each one of them

I've never been to Oklahoma so I have no clue how the weather is there.

I am going to shoot some sperm in your moms tight negro pussy

ghost in the shell: forever alone complex

been wondering this too. wasn't sure if it was some new ebonics shit or a wordfilter.

Nothing else fits anymore, pls no bully

There are many.

Which one are you referring to?

It means "regards"

They look fucking stupid. Is this really a /fa/ meet up?

its Finnish for regards

I don't. I'm fat so pants make me feel trapped. Unfortunately I'm always the only fella in the room with shorts. Even the other fatties are wearing blue jeans. Just something you notice when it always happens.

>not being comfy
>implying people actually care and aren't too busy being wrapped up in their own little self-absorbed universes.

it's an Sup Forums meme (although its roots go back further). It means "regards" in Finnish if I recall correctly. So it's essentially the same thing as saying "signed: so & so".

It means terveisin which is Finish for regards. It mostly came to Sup Forums through fin-posters on Sup Forums (and also krautchan). You can meme with it by making a strawman mockery of someone or something you're trying to insult and follow it up with a t. [descriptor] e.g.

>gibsmedat

t. liberals

We care. peopleofwalmart.com/

I fucking hate people who pay attention to what other people look like or are doing in public. Mind your own business normie piece of shit.

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They look like Matrix rejects

I unironically try to be as unpleaseant as possible when going alone to the theater, the feeling of people fearing that I'm a potential shooter or a loser creep (which I am) gives me power.
Those normie pussies don't even try to call the staff or threaten me when I aggresively stare at QTs in the cinema.

What is up with blue's neck? Looks shooped.

Sure pal, whatever you wanna believe

Sup Forums is such a magical place, it's like a 50/50 shot if this post is serious

You'd be surprised to see some giraffe people.

Rather have no neck or a long neck??

youtube.com/watch?v=CEemjS2lMeA

>implying anyone on Sup Forums would have the balls to stare girls in the face with no fear of being beaten up or complained about

>Projecting this hard

t. cargo shorts all year round.

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>2016
>still going to the cinema

seriously?

>everyone must be a shut-in to enter my secret club!

Fuck, this is me. Do you guys all hate me?

It's your own fault for living in the third world.

Why

>Getting triggered by filenames

must have hit a nerve

>my personality is so lacking that I have to compensate by quantifying the value of others' outfits, even though they don't give a fuck whether or not I even exist, so that I have something to feel smug about

You and the other people bitching about other people's wardrobe at the movies are basically the equivalent of a living Seventeen magazine. You should try seeking out some humility and perspective

Sucks to be you tbqh

Atlanta here. Fuck you, it's 90° and humid as a motherfucker. Why wouldn't you wear shorts unless you're at a job with a dress code?

>Third from the right

I'd fuck him until he couldn't walk right.

regards

Holy fuck, you plebs, you seriously took this bait? Jesus Christ what happened to this board

what are you even talking about? every board on Sup Forums falls for bait 100 percent of the time, and it's been that way for years. 50 percent of the threads on this site are bait at least, how have you not noticed this before?

>it was merely an act

IT'S FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE FUCK ANYONE AUTISTIC ENOUGH TO CARE ABOUT WHAT'S COVERING MY DICK.

boxers or briefs?

Why the fuck am I laughing so hard

Boxer briefs. Best of both worlds.

>that guy who works as the cinema rapist and wears all black tactical gear so people confuse him for the cinema shooter

What television and film does Sup Forums watch when they lift?

>user walks into Walmart
>he's got his basketball shorts on
>sneers and odd looks everywhere
>going to the movies later
>Cinema Pants 40% off
>user is saved
>God Bless America

dumb frogposter

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