/got/ general

Littlehead edition

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girolamo_Savonarola
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

dubs and I wont watch everything from the start

1st 4 Kwueen af da Norf

First for cersei

I'm very annoyed they turned one of my favorite characters into a joke.

A hundred posts late and this was the best you could OP?

Realistically, you can't survive five 2 inch deep stabs in the stomach right?

That's right. I'm an expert on the subject of the Night King and his undead army. Nevermind the fact that only the Three Eyed Raven and MAYBE that fat fuck knows who that is. That's not important. What is important is that I'm best friends with Jon now, and my specialty is breaking up fights between Wildlings for no reason.

You're gonna have to gives us more user. That describes almost every character.

Every character is a joke now, you're gonna need to be more specific

nth for meryn fucking trant

So was the Theon and Yara at the brothel scene a kind of adaptation of Theon's chapters in the Great Hall of Winterfell being tormented by the washerwomen who use sexuality and threats of violence to kickstart his redemption arc and for him to sign up for a quest he's not totally on board with?

It's pretty fucking unlikely unless you have god tier luck stat and they miss all vital organs and you find a doctor within 10-15 minutes who can stop the bloodflow.

And that's if your stomach bag hasn't been punctured and your stomach acid isn't leaking out into your organs which can do some pretty heinous shit too...

Whoever that Arya is I think they're probably fucked. Be it real Arya or an impersonator.

tyrion was always a joke, user

Whats important is that lolis love the cunnion knight and will do whatever he says.

He's been in the North, near Wildlings and Night's Watch, for what.. a year now? You don't think he's been filled in a bit on what's coming? Heard the legends?

Here's one for you, why the fuck hasn't Jon remembered that Sam told him his brother Bran, the male heir to Winterfell, is alive and north of the wall.

Sad reminder that we will never get "book Jaime" on the show ;_;

getting stabbing in the actual stomach is almost as bad as getting stabbed in the heart, you won't survive

if by stomach however you meant gut or belly, then it really depends on what organs and arteries get hit and how quickly you get help

>Whoever that Arya is I think they're probably fucked. Be it real Arya or an impersonator.

That's actually kinda clever writing, not kino, but at least an interesting twist

Post yfw:

>LSH doesnt happen
>another blacksmith appears, who isnt Gendry
>Cleganebowl turns into Loras volunteering
>yuron somehow overtakes Theon and Yarasha
>another fart joke happens
>"becos u hab no gog :DDD"

its happened. its not likely, but its happened.

Why has the north taken over parts of the vale and the riverlands?

>He's been in the North, near Wildlings and Night's Watch, for what.. a year now?
I actually have no idea.

I think the show would benefit a great deal if at the beginning of each episode we were given a date or something.

He might end up closer to Savonarola
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girolamo_Savonarola
Another Christian millenarian/populist reformist who took over a city. Savonarola fell from power after his scandalous failure in a trial by fire -- ironically, the fire didn't harm him, because there was no actual fire to be set, since it suddenly started raining in the public square, preventing any trial from occurring at all. I guess people weren't keen to believe God might think outside the box like that.

Here's what I can make out of Sansa's letter:

...sh

[...] write to you [...] me [...]. Now you have a chance to fulfill your promise.
[...] Knights of the Vale are under your command. Ride north for Winterfell.
Lend us your aid and I shall see to it that you are rewarded.

Sansa Stark

>S7 is only going to be 7 episodes

How? A lot of S6 has been stuff from ADWD. And Presumably the rest of is it what's going to be in TWOW. How is S7 going to combine all of the shit that happens in ADOS and the sloppy leftovers of TWOW?

then don't watch the show if you hate it so much

But for someoen to be using Arya's face, Arya would have to be dead

It was most definitely Arya getting stabbed on that bridge, unless she is already dead

I think it would be a really impressive move for them to kill Arya.

That would mean they're 3 for 3 on plotlines they couldn't solve so they just stab them in the stomach area to remove the plot strand. I'd actually kind of respect it.

>Davos doesn't kill the Red Woman
>Sansa kills Littlefinger
>Jaime is obsessed with Cersei and wants to burn Riverrun to the ground
>Blackfish dies

we will once Cersei goes full Aerys

SansaxRobin + Tully claim.

>I'm going to go fuck the tits of this one

what did she mean by this?

Theon. I'm not sure what he's around for anymore.

That's the entirety of The Vale and The Riverlands, and the reasons I think are fairly obvious

No, the FM already wore her face last season

We're getting a Season 8 too, 6 episodes long.

Honestly I think he is going to get Quentyned.

we did in season 4, then he got back to kings landing and D&D de-evolved him, but all the Harrenhal scenes were spot on real Jamie

scissoring I guess

Oh......They're smaller than I thought

fooking crownlands fook everything up

>lesbian """"""""""sex""""""""""

Why would he ever go down into the dragon pit?

Why was that dragon pit scene even included?

dude you can survie 'days' even weeks with a gut wound, they even establish this with Arya in the show (season 4)

>wake up
>see 4 bearloli's standing over you

What do?

People don't change at their core

Jaime has been humbled, but his loyalties havent changed

In the preview they showed Arya jumping around, though

>Why would he ever go down into the dragon pit?

didn't tyrion release them?

Daily reminder that we will NEVER get Dark Sansa in the show

He's going to marry dany. She's barren, he has no dick, it's perfect

some kind of scissor action I expect

Post most misused talent on show

He unchained them, they're still in the catacombs apparently.

she's a pirate. she has a peg dick.

2nd this, the bath scene was brilliant prob my favorite in the whole show

Bend the knee obviously.

Book Jaime is Show Jaime without his Cersei obsession. Hes still the same character essentially.

>He doesn't beat off the lesbian porn

Are you from one of those ''mature'' countries?

Try to hide boner

>all these people saying arya wasn't the one stabbed because they can't comprehend her not getting a revenge assassination plot

yara is a rapist btw

that was no brothel of prostitutes it was one of sex slaves

as i literally just said
a gut wound is not the same thing as a stomach wound

gut wound yeah sure maybe, stomach wound you are dead in seconds or minutes tops

oh well that's retarded then, unless they use the famous no indication time skip

Good. Dark Sansa was a stupid idea. I'd rather see her off partying with Harry than that shit.

It would mean we have been following her this whole time with no payoff

might aswell have just had her kiled in season 1 when the household is stormed

Screencap this post

>implying thats a bad thing

she's supposed to be a BAMF user

>Davos doesn't kill the Red Woman

Speaking of which, where is she?

THE NORTH REMEMBERS

Beause who doesnt wanna see a brother have such an obession for his sister?

She was jumping around in Braavos with the waif chasing her

K

now what?

How the hell are they going to wrap up the entire show in 13 episodes after this season?

Unless the wall comes tumbling down in episode 10, which is doubtful, I would say they need at least two full seasons minimum to wrap this shit up

CIA confirmed

either way my argument doesn't work cause of her swim, no fucking way, the pain alone should have caused her to drown

all your favorite stuff is going to be cut out entirely or reduced to 2 minutes of half assed acting.

>Sansa kills littlefinger
Why the fuck would she do that? D&D would never kill such a based man

Yeah, he only unchained them because when the Targaryens of Old did that their dragons withered away and each successive generation was smaller until they were no bigger than cats.

Hes been feeding them too, and they're as big as S5 Drogon so after they've been nourished to proper weight they're ready to be ridden

Well they cut Dorne and theyre killing everyone, so Im guessing it will just be shit

It does

if you went to Balticon and had a dinner with GRRM

what would you ask him?

Could be Sweetrobin

why? literally nothing has happened for 2 seasons

do they need 2 more to wrap nothing up?

what kind of salad dressing does he like? can i have the recipe for lemon cakes? where is blackfyre?

i would ask him to turn around as i shit in his soup

why the fuck are you here? go home and write fatman

What he thought about the show's version of Loras as a stereotype

It was her that got stabbed, but the actress she spared will nurse her back to health

What lies to the east of the Five Forts?

HBO loves the shekels too much not to give us 2 full seasons even if its mostly filler.

If he intends to fix catspaw

not necessarily, adrenaline etc

people get shot in firefights and carry on/ don't notice

if ignoring pain equals survival then your body can handle almost any amount

guys

jacquen = arya

"Did Theon really get castrated in the books?"

it would be nice to get a confirmation either way since the show went blatant with it but GRRM never gave a proper answer for the books
if he gave a vague answer or dodged the question, I think there's more to Theon's dick than we think

The grey waste

foocking wikifags

> who's this little boy?

What if Arya LET herself be stabbed deliberately so she could fall into the sewer and appear to die. That way the waif and jaqen think she is dead. That would explain why she just walked around in broad daylight and stood kind of nonchalantly looking at the sunset without even caring about her surroundings all while knowing she marked for death by the league of shadows.

What if getting stabbed was part of her plan?

I mean the only other explanation would be terrible writing.

when is the next wild cards coming?

...

the physical act of swimming puts strain on your abdomen, fucking hell I've been seriously injured (reconstructive surgury etc.) and I cannot imagine the kinda pain she'd be experiencing, like enough to knock her out from just the sheer agony