Eternal /got/ general

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is melly helping gendry row?

england is best country of the world!!!!!

>I always wondered why some knights would carry two swords
Is Jaime a retard?

first for "plate" armor

Where were you when Euron became the best character?

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He didn't use two swords. He disarmed one of them and used it free style to fend off 5 people all around him.

>In the books
Lannisters have golden-blonde hair

>In the show
Lannisters have DARK-BLOND HAIR

BRAVO D&D
BRAVO

WHY CANT THEY GET ANYTHING RIGHT?

WHEN WILL IT STOP?

WHY CANT WE HAVE NICE THINGS?

>DABID WHAT IF TYRION HAS DARK BLOND HAIR

If Jonsa will not happen, which is pretty likely since incest is not really a mainstream popular outcome, either Jon or Sansa will die I think.
The dual monarch thing they have going on now will obviously not hold since they're both trying to be the dominant one, so which one dies?

CLEGANEBOWL GET HYPE

explain this

Can you niggers ask your friends to stop making threads shitting up the board? Apparently you guys have a general here yet 10+ threads about got up at a time

Fucking epic you dumb fucking niggers

nth for the Dyke from Pyke

Hello lads!

Based pirate god

who fucking cares

What's his end goal?

I care

will he perma die the next episode he's in?

It'd be bad, it was nice to see a badass Stark for a change

REMINDER, BRAN STARK IS THE RIGHTFUL HEIR OF WINTERFELL.

REMINDER, SAMWELL TARLEY INFORMED JON THAT BRAN WAS ALIVE BEFORE LEAVING THE WALL.

REMINDER THAT JON SNOW IS A BASTARD USURPER.

I'm still butthurt how shitty that fight with Brienne was.

I can't believe they turned two of my favorite characters into a joke and a psycho.

What are you talking about?

>eternal
Truly?

You won't leave me again after the season like last time?

80th for OUR LAST HOPE

*ppsshh nothin personel Aeron*

go back to r/asoiaf

To lure a lannister army with their backs unguarded to a brotherhood without manners attack from the rear

On Sup Forums shitposting

I've been thinking more and more about the faceless men.
At least in the books, they're shown as being way more numerous than just the two Arya interacts with on the regular (Kindly old man and the Waif)
Now, obviously a big part of it is learning how to act (lie and mimic body gestures)
Another big part is the mental one, namely casting aside your individuality.
Combined with the apparent ease that they switch faces, and the fact that all of them refer to themselves as "no one", makes me think Arya's been trained by dozens of different people, and they're a sort of commune/cult/independent terrorist cells.
Quite the cool depiction imo

Crashing the Twins

Fuck that summary, at least post the actual chapter...

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>start as Stannis in ACoK
>lose the war
>vassals force me to pass my titles
>continue as Shireen
>matrilineal marry Edric Storm
>vassals turn on me anyway
>fight for the Iron Throne against the lords of the Stormlands
>end up only being Lord of Shipbreacker Bay
>Tyrion becomes my liege Lord of the Stormlands
>demands me to give up Lordship of Storm's End
>decline
>Tyrion declares war
>surrender
>beeing imprisioned by Tyrion
>demand trial by combat
>Shireen somehow manages to kill the opponent
>Tyrion takes away my lordship of Shipbreaker Bay
>leaves me only beeing Lord of Storm's End
>Daenerys' 2 yo daughter invades
>she takes over the Iron Throne
>makes my liege lord the High Septon
>rebel against Lord
>lose
>Daenerys' daughter dies without heir
>council is held upon successor
>makes Edric Storm King of the Iron Throne
>Shireen is suddenly Queen

HUMAN FUCKING SHITS

>lets create lots of sound issues and make it harder for actors to act

brilliant idea

Who has the best feet in GoT?

oh shit

just get your brother a strapon already so he can partake in the whoring

256th for shitty shops

>Learning how to act
>Mimic body gestures
>Pretending to be other people
Are the faceless men a bunch of autists trying pretend to be normies?

So did the priest stage the entire thing just to have cleganebowl happen?

Mother is going to be livid

Didn't mean to reply to anyone. fuck

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stop acting like show and book Jaime are THAT different u fucking cunt

bookJaime = Douchebag who doesnt like Cersei

showJaime = Douchebag who likes Cersei

fuck off

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can't wait until we get some fanart for VALYRIAN STEEL ARMOR

To die in battle

it's a tear tattoo because in volantis that's the mark of a sex slave.

of Bolton girls ofc

Who is the Unbreakable Patches of GoT?

Wtf is House Maizin? Jon said they got 140 Maizins in their army

>fanart

Does anyone have the Stannis wojak?

Satisfying as fuck to watch people sperg out over fictional characters in TV shows, so kudos to Salsa, she's alright in my book

LF of course

Tyrion is a targaryen-lannister mongrel.

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KEK

>Maizin

just fuck up my regional naming unity, Dabid

>fanart

say no more

>literally at least 20 canon houses they could have named
>make one up for no reason

Made up house dnd created and named after some guy who they work with.

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what a mess

So are chapters for Winds of Winter just cropping up all over the place now? I don't keep up with literature but it seems that way.

hello patootie!

>hound isn't a gravedigger
>we won't experience the pottery of having the gravedigger bury the undead
Thanks D&D.

Please tell me Lyanna Mormont will become a regular character now

this show is shitty and the last books aren't out so I can't read the plot ending summarized somewhere and just leave it at that

fuck everything

best fanart incoming

gee I wonder why GRRM doesn't want fanfiction

ALTMER FUCKING SHITS

This is great.
Healthiest laugh I had in days.

He reads them at cons and releases one a year. So at about the same pace he writes then.

>i don't keep up with literature
what did he mean by this?

fanart, you say?

It's one of the newest northern houses made up from refugees from southern Essos. Ned welcomed them to help with low birth rates up north, and they enriched the north cultually. Just because they follow different gods and have dark skin does not make them any less northmen

you have to chop wights up into little pieces or burn them to stop them from trying to kill you, so the subtlety wouldn't really have paid off.

nothing and I mean nothing will ever beat this one

so what happens to Cersei if the hound loses cleganebowl?

Yeah GRRM released 1 he'd been reading at conventions for a while and then read a new one at Balticon. People are also speculating he met with his editors after Balticon because he made a detour in NY, but I think the fat man just wanted to take a vacation to see Hamilton because he's a giant SJW shitlord.

How can someone draw a perfect Ned but fuck up Jon and Dany into oblivion?

This is hilarious.

euron looks like cher with some facial hair drawn on in pencil in this one.

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he don't english good

Yeah we've gotten a lot of winds of winters chapters. Either this next book is going to be a lot bigger than dance or we've gotten like a quarter of the book already.

Robert's oven mitts and and toy balloon hammer.
That tiny buckler.
My sides.

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Get caught

aw come on, name Mazin does sound like sandnigger name and is off in the North

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PRESTON UPLOAD THE VIDEO ALREADY I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS

Reading this completely killed my boner, thanks a lot

just look at this face

Mazin is a jew name.

>Hol' still while ol' Li'l Fingah puts 'is li'l finger up yer bum.

Who is hyped for the pieman? The battle is in episode 9 so I'm expecting his appearance this week.

“Fletcher”: He is a fat nobleman in his 60’s. He has distinctive rugged features, a Northern accent, and a distinguished air. Our source says he has a stirring speech during which he unexpectedly shifts political allegiances.

tfw High Bernie knows Margary is playing along, so he will find a way to get Loras killed and blame it on her

#feelthesparrow

why didn't they use existing houses tho, baka tbqh senpai

why did you have a boner