This is just embarrassing

This is just embarrassing youtube.com/watch?v=5EAy6-uCb1o

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FINISHED

I really wish Canadian people would get mad for once in their life and realize they are being made fun of.

If they make out together, all is forgiven.

DUDE CANADA LOL

Where's the cultural appropriation people to get mad about this shit?

stopped at 1:20
too much is too much
please kill those who made this

Yeah but then we see who's making fun of us and we can't just help but laugh .

>I can't direct
You really can't

why is stan lee in this? is this marvelkino?

I've seen a lot of people say Smith's daughter is hot but I just don't see it. I find her costar to be way cuter while she just looks weird. She isn't fat or anything but her body is really unflattering and kinda spills out everywhere in her outfits. Her face is really bland and she looks kinda like white trash.

So ever joke is either
>Canada lol
>Modern culture lol
>Teenagers lol

Even garbage tier comedies like Scary Movie put more effort into their jokes.

Kevin Smith is the biggest Canuckaboo in the world. This movie is a love letter.

Meh, I would've wanted to see this if I were still a kid.

you've seen nothing yet, user..

yeah I can't finish that

They don't care about white people.

Canadians aren't people

THE WRONG KEVIN SMITH DIED

Don't know what you guys are mad about, it looks funny.

>she looks kinda like white trash
That's why we like her. She reminds us of our moms.

You mean the rest of the world?

lol dumb Canadian

Im Irish

Lately I've heard alot of fake Irish accents appearing in US shows and its starting to piss me off, actors try and put on an Accent and try copy Roose Bolton. Actors try and sound like a foreign intimidating evil man, or attempt to sound like a transatlantic wiseman, or an old smart man, so they put on an Irish accent. I was watching Xmen Apoc and Sansa's accent kept using these Irish tones, words and phrases that triggered me.

In the first 0:00 to 0:10 seconds of this video, is the woman using an Irish accent to shout at kids ?

Why does he hide his male pattern baldness with a cap. Why doesnt he just own up to it?

Looks good desu

Shame they had to give the whole movie away in the trailer. Feel like I just watched it

It's a canadian accent, you potato eating idiot

nice blog post friendo

Huh.

I'm not gonna watch this.

aboot, abbbboot , abboot, aboot.....

A

FUCKING

LEAF

Fuck I hate Kevin Smith

what the fuck is a yoga hoser?

>Looks good desu
fuck off you lying cunt

They put pretty much the whole fucking movie in the trailer why would anyone still want to watch this

A NEENER NARNY?

I haven't cringed this hard since I got aids eating out a boi puccy

>implying you're not just going to watch this anyway to observe the acting prowess of depp's offspring

I couldn't finish the trailer.

Fat Kev's gone and lost his fucking mind.

Holy shit. Is this entire movie a postironic joke?

Only if she shows her hairy pits

so brave xD

close enough

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... couldn't even finish watching that

The same reason he wears stupid ass hockey jerseys

Wurst movie ever made

>So much nein it's almost 10

>Johnny Depp

seems aboot right

She needs a hat more than KS does

what's wrong with her head

Your post actually managed to be worse that the trailer.

Actually, I think you might have just made the worst post that's up on Sup Forums right now.

Congrats.

cringe

...

>pic related is the only good thing to come out of canada the last 30 years

>NEENIOR NARNY is still in it

what did kevin mean by this

Autism: the post

What the absolute fresh hell was that?

One minute it's shitty millennial comedy next minute they're lazily kicking shitty cgi nazi sausages?

>That's not Gavin McInnes

Oh wow

>using aboot joke in 2016
>dude remember nazis lol
>I'm not supposed to be here
>remember clerks guys
>do I pass the bechdel test?
>I really miss when I could make a good movie
>my next stand up will be me talking about how much better I was when I made clerks again

Who is still supporting this faggots movies?

>Underage Redditors: The Posts

>Gavin was born in 1970

Is the one with the nice tits his daughter?
I like her tits very much.
Tits.

That's not TPB

gtfo

That's not Nathan For You

post his daughters ass

Red State was pretty good, Tusk was ok if you took it for what it was, a movie based on a podcast based on a craigslist ad.

Them aside Chasing Amy was his last good film.

so clever

And came OUT of Canada in like 99 or something like that

Your mom chokes on my girugamesh every night you spend plotting how your gonna kill yourself

Tusk is one of my favourite horror films. No troll.

The accents piss me off. It's like he's never stepped foot in Canada.

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>your

underage banned for sure

That's not reboot

Canadians are the most secretive people you'll ever meet. If you ever have a conversation with a Canadian keep this in mind, and at the end ask yourself - do you actually know anything more about them than you did before? You won't. That's why them seem so calm and polite. They're completely unwilling to let anyone know what they're feeling.

>Yoga used to be the domain of austere men who learned to dominate their lower passions
>Yoga is now the domain of womanchildren for the purpose of looking good

I can see why people hate Tusk, but there's so much there I love it.

I didn't even know the backstory (podcast and whatnot) I saw it with virgin eyes and was honestly creeped out. I don't usually like horror films because they're all so silly rather than scary, but for me Tusk walked the line between over-the-top and plausible.

That walrus reveal was probsbly the greatest thing thing to happen in a horror movie of all time.

He shouldve stuck with making Hit Somebody, Clerks 3 or Mallrats 2. This shit definitely ruined his legacy

Go back to Sup Forums, that band sucks ass..

You just think it's good cause hivemind of the board... Happens here too but not as bad ig

>A NEENYER NARNY
What did he mean by this?

literally no one in the rest of the world laughs at canada, these are the laughingstock in the planet:

1. USA (because dumb as shit and literally a nigger country)
2. Sweden (muslims everywhere)
3. France (pussies)
4. USA (literally dumbest motherfuckers in history

there you go

I have never set foot in that shit hole, thank you kindly.

Doubt it.

>literally

yer stoopid

It's a Newfie accent you dumb Irish cunt.
youtube.com/watch?v=pQc43b4OsRg

>nobody laughs at Canada

But that's wrong and you know it. And getting that cuck Trudeau in has just increased the ridicule. Do you have your head in the sand boy?

How do you know it's a shithole then?

his weaboo equivalent though would be someone who runs around screaming kawaii while wearing a hello kitty backpack and a kimono in downtown Chicago. Literally the most tired, overdone stereotypes that just show he doesn't even know enough about Canada to make a love letter to it

I have an IRL Sup Forumstant friend who sends me GB's worth of music every few months, I pick and choose what i like.
Means I can enjoy good music without having to deal with the worst board.

>underage banned

Criticizing my verbiage while being at fault of having a piss poor vernacular yourself while believing that I do care to put in my effort while making a post on a Vietnamese weave board is not only an illogical fallacy, but evidently clear that you suffer from autism

>do I pass the bechdel test?
The stars of this are Kevin Smith's and Johnny Depp's daughters. It's nepotism, not feminism that caused this travesty.

Doubt it.

This movie is a Canadian GEM

youtube.com/watch?v=Yq1N7knp2tI

fuckin' newfag

I completely respect what he's doing. He's trying new things. He was once this really edgy filmmaker, one of the first to talk about homosexuality openly and fairly while still getting laughs from gay jokes.

Around the time of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back he stopped being so edgy. When it was released that type of film was everywhere. In fact, even before it was released it was so common they had a name for it. It was just a road movie that pandered to a very specific audience (Kevin Smith fans) by referencing his prior films.

I don't hate Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but it was a safe film for him to make. I don't think it can be considered a cult film, it was just mainstream pandering. It was the Kevin Smith version of Road Trip or Joe Dirt.

What he does now takes balls. He's branching out and experimenting with genres he's never touched before and, frankly, he's not doing a terrible job. I'm under the impression the hate comes from the fact that the movies have better production values, I think it's like a hipster backlash "I liked him better when his films were black and white."

I don't know which one I'd fuck first honestly

I'm from Newfoundland, the lady wasn't using a Newfie accent. It was Kevin Smith's shitty impression of a mainland Canadian accent, akin to a Family Guy parody. Newfoundland was largely settled by the Irish, so that's why people have an accent with Irish sounds

I'm American and if I was Canadian I wouldn't give a fuck if Americans mocked my country either. First of all, Canadians aren't manchurian candidate nationalists that have been brainwashed into flipping out when someone criticizes their country. That response alone turns us Americans into a joke. Secondly, no one mocks Canadians except for Americans, and we do it for the stupidest, most juvenile reasons.

>But that's wrong and you know it. And getting that cuck Trudeau in has just increased the ridicule. Do you have your head in the sand boy?

there is no denying that trudeau can royally fuck canada with le liberal politikz, but in spite of that, canada has three things the world admires: 1. virtually no crime 2. polite and intelligent people 3. zero fat people (there may be some but not as fucking much as the USA or UK)

Making very low-budget screwball comedies / genre horror that safely will make back their small studio investment in revenue doesn't take balls. On the contrary, it's the safest thing there is to do for a director who coasts solely on the heft of a name he acquired 20 years ago

>Resorting to memery because you lack the mental capacity to actually use your brain.

Go back to Lelddit you try hard meme master faggot