New red letter media thing

hey it's the newest video by hack frauds, RE:VIEW of ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK

youtube.com/watch?v=ff2YU6XtZ9o

I already saw it.

my lord, I hate american accents. Especially the puny ones.

>still watching these hacks

You were suppose to outgrow them by 2012 user

The only reason you'd keep watching is because you don't have friends and think they're your "Bros"

>The Plinkett Awakens trailer
>9 Mar 2016
How bad will it be?

>"Now that Jessi is living with her parents we can finally become re:View indeed"

Mike is truly a kinographer of categorité

>Oy dem muyricans 'aev dem shise assets mayte dem be knockin boot around we website innit

I have zero clue what this accent is suppose to be. Im genuinely 50/50 on whether youre actually deaf looking at your post

>The only reason you'd keep watching is because you don't have friends and think they're your "Bros"

"Hanging out with Friends" simulator

>all that Spacecop shilling

Shut the fuck up Mike

>lesser RLM people nobody likes

jesus fuckin
why is Bauman so savage

it's ok user, it's ironic shilling

Mike is a fucking pleb.

>None of them mentioned how it was a giant Metal Gear ripiff

Come on

>And then we will dump in people like Rich Evans and other lesser red letter media people, nobody likes. NOBOD.

Redpill me on Mike.

i remember MGS2 came out and kids started actually thinking this when they saw it on TV

He won an Oscar for sound design, what the fuck have YOU done?

your parents never mentioned you should stop playing with toys past 8 years of age

This.

I just want a short video of Mike doing his evil laugh.

Mike has an odd taste in movies. He just likes actual shit. Not cheap, smartly made shit. Just shit.

How can Jay tolerate him in these discussion

>Ernest Borgnine was a bad actor
>John Carpenter scores are bad
What the fuck is wrong with Mike sometimes?

There have been questions over him since his JW review. I liked JW, but fuck he thought it was the best movie of the year.

So did we ever get a definitive answer on what happened to Jessi?

AIDSMoby's ass is tighter

Mike's mom is gonna freak!

JW?

Jesus christ Mike has such shit taste it's unbelievable.

He raves about "schlocky" capeshit but doesn't like Escape from New York?

When did he ever say that? They were both gushing over ex machina and mad max. All the mention he gave JW after the review was that he liked it more than jay

he's your traditional cultural conservative, hates anything that tries something different if it's not a masterpiece but loves the same generic shit over and over as long as it's "the way it's done"

Oh boy I can't wait to hear what the director of Space Cop has to say about this movie

Jurassic World

Only funny bit was how the first movie is treated like a huge tragedy and the guy gets berated for his shirt

He said FR was a better movie but he enjoyed JW more.

RLM power ranking

1) Mike
2) Jay
3) Len Kabasinski
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9000) Rich Evans
9001) Colin from Canadia

I don't know, the guy understands technical aspects of movie making (guess he learned it in school) but it's like he fails to understand that movies can different than your generic Hollywood movie.

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Is the soundcloud file still half a gig for some insane stupid reason?

What ever happened to I'M DYING LAUREN

someone brought it up on a jay pre-rec stream and now no one cares

What did he say? I can't believe someone actually brought it up

that's right Ray

Are you saying that Mike is nazi?

Mike is a pretty based guy, eh speaks his mind and doesn't afraid of anything

How is this different from HiTB?

ouch

Less work

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>Half in the Bag
>new release blockbusters

>reView
>older films that Mike and/or Jay love

WOW IT'S SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND

cooler music in the intro

No need to be a snarky ass

Jessi is a filthy queefy bitch

smooth

Classic Gilchristgate (something that no-one on Sup Forums remembers because you're all fucking newfag faggotniggers) confirmed his family were neo-Nazis in Wisconsin and he's still got a lot of racism in him.

wtf i hate women now.

I miss Gilchristgate

rich>jay>mike>bearded guy from hitb ep 109>jack>wizard

we need to drag that mysoginist dinosaur into the 21st century 2bh

but mike is a jew

Holy fuck this hurts to watch...
I almost feel bad for the guy.

Based Jack.

I don't get it.

he's a slav

Mike wanted to spoon but Jessi (prudish cunt) didn't let him because they were on camera

she's trying to move her ass on top of him but he doesn't get it

They've been a couple for a long time. it's not like she's rejecting him. He literally nudges her to reposition on the couch. Are you fucking retarded?

They're pretending he was trying to put his arm around her, even though he clearly moved his leg at the same time with the intention of moving.

Autism projection.

He looks like churka not slav
t. actual slav

>he clearly moved his leg at the same time
that was a fail-safe and he ended up using it

I don't know why a depressed danny d made me laugh so hard

>ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK
Anyone else like LA better than NY?

Shut the fuck up Mike

kek you're like the romanian who thinks there's a difference between him and gypsies

mike does

I think it's nearly as good.

>something that no-one on Sup Forums remembers because you're all fucking newfag faggotniggers
Or it just played itself out, you stupid doublenigger.

Jesus these RLM threads are full of retards.

Pretty sure hes a polak.

>Mike
based, likes what he likes, doesn't care if he makes redditors angry, watches movies on streams while eating yummy snacks

>Jay
trend following bagon-hopping fuck boy, checks the latest fads on the "front page of the internet", checks rotten tomatoes and imbd before paying for a movie, goes to the "beard specialist" for monthly trimming

Literally nothing you said is reflected in reality.

I agree, I also like Jay more

>Rich

doesn't even like films that much but hangs out with Mike & Jay so they don't kill themselves out of shame and loneliness

upvoted

jay literally does 36 minutes into the extended discussion

nevermind, I suck cocks, he isn't memeing just mentions MGS was inspired by it

HOLY SHIT YESSSSSSSSSSS

Shout out to Lockout, great movie.

>Stoklasa
>dirty polack slob

>Bauman
>j*w

>Evans
>Anglo-Saxon glory

i liked the ending

>Mike thinks Escape from NY is boring

what a fat butthole

>the lesser redlettermedia people that nobody like
BRUTAL

>I take obvious jokes very seriously

Bauman is also a traditional German name.

It's funny because it's true though.

it's almost as if Sup Forums was full of autists

I used to when I was younger. Now I think NY is better, but LA isn't as bad as people say.

>Mike hates Assault on Precinct 13

His pleb levels are off the charts.

It's overrated.

he really is a fucking pleb piece of shit.
fat star trek loving faggot.

it's only good until manlet hicks is in it tbqh

When I first saw it, I thought it was really boring too.

But on a rewatch I really did like the atmosphere like Jay mentioned.