CHRIS EVANS DATING HIS SISTER

You just know

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>read that as Rich Evans dating his sister
ffs

>that's he's gay
Yep

my sister was holding an evian bottle today so i told her "that's about the size of liam neeson's dick according to a prominent woman in hollywood". she didn't like the anecdote Sup Forums

I only like him because of how he laughs. I wish I could feel joy like that.

sister is a qt

nah he's ramming the sheep from zootopia

Smash that like button if you'd bang your sis

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>not boy dick

so, being rich and attractive is the key to not being a loser for taking your sister on a date

good call

Absolutely redundant
The whole joke of the picture is a twist on the "importance of the comma" joke

Help your uncle jack off the horse.

I think he's dating Jenny Slate. You can hear them on Anna Faris' podcast a few months ago. Even though she was still with her husband, you can tell she and based Evans had a major thing for each other

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wow, Anna Farris really looks like a crack whore
I thought Pratt kind of normalized her?

I think jenny slate does butt stuff almost exclusively

all of her comedy is weirdly hung up on assholes and their functions

id take my sister to the oscars fo sho

especially if i was as rich as him, you cant be too careful

Why is Pratt so fucking huge? He must workout a lot.

You listen to Anna Faris' podcast?

That's honestly extremely nice of him.

What a bro, literally.

This reminds me

I took my sister as my prom back in hs

>tfw

Me too user

ya get some pussy?

Would you fuck his sister if it meant you could fuck him?

Her voice is so cute, too.

why?

for real, its just so that his hordes of legbeard fans can continue pining after him, its clever really, he appears like you still have a shot with him, even though nobody does

this is the first time I've taken a better look at young Rich Evans in this photo. I'm dying.

Oh, yes. In the case, it makes sense.

YOU JUST KNOW

>laffs hat

You were supposed to be the chosen one evans!