How is a barefoot commoner capable of outmaneuvering two great noble houses? There has to be more to his background

How is a barefoot commoner capable of outmaneuvering two great noble houses? There has to be more to his background.

howard REED

He has the wisdom of faith and Tradition at his side. He's simply the hand of the Seven enacting their will.

My wife's son and I think he's just taking advantage of fundies ignorant opinions.

They made it a point to very carefully explain to the mouthbreathers who still watch this crap that it was due to Cersei's stupidity.

He really only out maneuvered a delusional egotistically psycho bitch and her inbred bastard.

You think he's working with CIA?

This

Without her retardation they would never have leveraged power like that.

So far he hasn't outmaneuvered the Tyrells, just dumbshit Cersei and Tommen. Plus he was knee-deep in high society drama before becoming shoeless so he knew how to hold his own

#feelthesparrow

He's Howland Reed

what's the queen of thorns going to do now?
muster the entire Reach army and lay siege to KL?

do you even Stalin bro

>You see , you can't kill my dreams. But my dreams can kill you. Time to face destiny.

What did he mean by this?

He's celibate but has the DNA of of a bull, so he must cuck people in other ways

It's not hard when you have a dumb cunt in charge.

He cobbled together an ingenious plan.

Blimey

Power is an illusion, a shadow on the wall.

Also Littlefinger and Varys are both literally who's?

Even Sparrow's IRL counterpart Bernie had a podium finish for the most powerful position in the world and he didn't have a job until he was middle aged.

Because Cersei's a fucking idiot

He was created by Cersi's bipolarism. He maintains his authority because he's literally done nothing wrong, want's nothing, and has nothing to lose. It's similar to the way Christianity thrived during Caligula's reign despite being fed to the lions.

he's the good guy of the story

They underestimated him, plus, Cersi is bat shit crazy and full of herself. Tommen is her retarded son.

The real mystery is how he got so fat while being a pious devout servant of the seven. Shouldn't he be a skinny old man, bent over from hard labor?

he's actually a time traveler. like the terminator but a nasty old priest in a robe

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he's a TARG!

Does anyone else think he knows that the Queen of thorns helped kill Joffrey?

The gods will it.

Not yet but I think Loras will tell him everything in the episode 9

he is funded by targaryan loyalists like varys and his rich friends

Okay guys i am history fag and i know that knights were wearing super cool armor while peasants had pitchforks and torches (ayylmao)

There wasnt a single one successful peasant rebelion in dark -> medieval ages, simply because of this fact!(USE GOOGLE IF YOU DONT BELIVE ME) It become possible only with invention of firearms and its accessibility.

So why dont they just BTFO them, people wont mind after the chop off their head they will bow and continue to be peasants, i thought GoT was realistic series, shame it was only in first season....

Shitty writing.

He has knights in full plate armor working for him now. This is why Olenna is going back to Highgarden to muster 100,000 men and lay siege to King's Landing.

they could kill him long time ago but only thing thats keeping him alive is plot armor, they hanged people like that through whole history, they were dangerous. You know that only thing that could hurt a knight was crossbow, thats why king Richard forbiden them calling it honorless weapon and saved crown with it, because if peasants had them Habeas Corpus and no taxation without representation would come 200 years earlier and crown would be BTFO.

jews
communism

It works every single time.

He's a plant by the iron bank.

They need to somehow resolve this fucking plotline soon, it has long overstayed it's welcome and goes nowhere

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With this much cunning, he's a shoe-in for next King of Westeros.