Yes, yes, well done Slytherin, well done Slytherin

Yes, yes, well done Slytherin, well done Slytherin.

HOWEVER

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i really, really like this meme

who /LASTMINUTEPOINTS/ here?

>There's not a single witch or wizard who was in Slytherin who didn't go bad

An actual line in the film. Jesus.

Like me

Slytherin placements were better at predicting crime then the fucking precogs are. Just send everyone who goes there to Azkaban and be done with it

What a fucking corrupted hack.

100 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!! CONGRATULATIONS

mr doubledoor, slytherin still leads by 5 points


6 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR

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>children arrive at Hogwarts to be sorted
>every student that is sorted into Slytherin is sent through a door into a room next to the great hall
>as soon as the door closes someone yells Avada Kedavra and removes the body
>the next student is send in

GAS THE HUFFLEPUFFS

HOUSE WAR NOW

What the fuck

I don't think this thread has anything to do with those, since the pictures are different, but jesus christ that's the worst autism I've ever seen on Sup Forums

How did Hogwarts handle teen sex?

Is Dumbledoreposting the next big thing on Sup Forums?

They should just gas everyone who gets placed in Slytherin

With sleeping potions

it does, its him.

He has changed his picture to this new OP one and posting everyday like he did with the old image.

Except those are just stupid questions. This is a meme.

The stairs to the female dorm turned into a slide if a male tried to go up them. This did not apply to the male dorm stairs for some reason. Something about boys not being trusted.
Seems kind rapey to me JK.

Such utter bullshit, Slytherin had Merlin.

>double standards for men

This kinda shit is why we need Trump

Sirius could have raped Ron if he wanted to.

m8 let's be honest here...

...

JKR said she has no problem with Trump saying what he does because free speech.

Luna is the best girl. So 200 points for Ravenclaw.

Didn't Lavender "stick it in my" Brown slip Ron a love potion, the magical equivalent of a micky?

>However, seeing as the savior of our school, Harry Potter has made this thread multiple times in the past few days, Gryffindor is awared a million shekels and is hereby named winner of the Shill Cup.

Luna is in Gryffindor m8

>framed portrait of Milo
>Super Mario Maker

Dude...

No she's not

But Snape was a cool guy. Though senpai I prefer the books desu.
yes

Luna is best girl but the actress got america-tier far lol

I've been fantasising over bullied to the point of near suicidal depression/zero self esteem Hermione being given desperately needed attention and affection from Pansy Parkinson in return for letting Pansy use her as her toilet.

You toilet fetishizers make me sick.

The original Pansy was so damn cute it made my heart hurt

Can't believe they recast her because she was prettier than hermione

Obliviate better than rufis.

Hermione probably would fuck Harry Potter 10 times and nobody knows it.

Kinda defeated the point of it didn't it.

Yes, yes, well done Herr Hofer, well done Herr Hofer

HOWEVER

>MUH 6 GORRILLION SLYTHERINS
Nice try m8, everyone knows chambers of secrets are a hoax

Exactly

I am sure Trump will rule the United Kingdom as a just and honest man and punish the foolish witch of a woman.

NOPE

Slytherin is the cancer killing Hogwarts.

If I went to Hogwarts, my only cares would be to look up cute girls' skirts, raid their dirty laundry for used, smelly panties, and lick the toilet seats and drink the water in the girls' bathrooms.

>founder of Slytherin literally builds a secret chamber and fills it with giant deadly snake

They fucking deserve it.

Fine, I'll be the one to say it.

That's not how the quote goes.

mah nigga
your post, and your image = best girl, very good.

>ywn jerk off in front of Moaning Myrtle

Yes, yes, well done user, well done user.

HOWEVER

wasn't it that ALL evil wizards had come from Slytherin, albeit not al Slytherinians were evil wizards? some shit like that

jesus why the fuck do I know these things

oh right, because I'm a fa/tv/irgin with no life.

Anyone ever think that the treatment of Harry by all of his parents friends etc was criminal? If your friends died and left a baby wouldn't you step in to help the child/send them gifts etc? Lupin does fuck all and just forgets harry only bringing up his friendship till a coincidental meeting. Just the fact no one came out straight to Harry from day one seems utterly immoral and unjustified.

Why is Pansy best girl?

Would go into Hufflepuff just to be bullied into submission by her.

Yes, yes, well done Leave campaign, well done Leave campaign

HOWEVER


screencap this post, it's going to happen

-hey girl
-what?
-Petrificus Totalus
*make lewd things to her*
-Obliviate

Well thats was a nice day, i try again next week.

>tfw no teasing sarcastic cruel qt witchfu

You fucking idiot. Sirius came for Harry but Hagrid the dumb fucking Dumbledore slave didn't give him, so Sirius went to kill Pettigrew and then got into prison. Lupin was a werewolf and discriminated against, and Dumbledore bullshitted everyone.

HOWEVER you gonna get rekt.

Merlin was evil as fuck

#NotAllSlytherins

but that's not arcane at all, what are you trying to pull?

I know this isn't Sup Forums related but I found this back in the day.
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Who was pansy again? Don't really remember

see
The later one doesn't count.

So apparently the new Harry Potter play is literally fanfiction-tier.

I just want Rowling to die already so she'll stop ruining this franchise.

No one sane counts anything after the last movie anyway.

Later one?

That Pansy pictured is the only Pansy I know.

Boy, do I want to make fuck with her.

>not worshipping Malala abu Granger
are you racist or something senpai?

so slytherin=muslims?

Likewise, likewise.

They got a different actress that matches book Pansy's description better yet still looks kinda hot.

Is she only in the first movie or something? I recently watched everything up form the third one and dont remember her at all

no, Slytherin mages are naturally skilled at their work, unlike sandniggers who fuck up being born into wealth like cavemen.

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Over the head.

this scene was so weird

did they make a conscious effort to make dumbledore seem like an asshole for some reason

i cant remember

>that's the worst autism i've seen on Sup Forums
h-heh

When I was a kid I fantasized about doing that and didn't know why

Slytherin=nazis
sry m8

The pic of Emma in different versions when?

I like the ravenclaw version

it was just out of place, if the rest of the movie had a more frantic pace it would have been ok. Alone it looks too much like "acting"

That's odd, since they didn't care for any other character. Hell they cast hermione as Emma Watson and it was pretty obvious in the book she was black

J.K, please

Bait aside, Watson was a terrible choice for Hermione.

Give me some lewd hermiones please

not at the time when she was cast, she was like 11 years old back then.

In fact, you have to wonder about the casting director, how did they have such a good eye to cast a good looking actress before she hit puberty...

She was supposed to be painfully average.
When she was little his hair looked the part although she was still too cute, but once she grew up they apparently stopped caring about the hair.

>mutual masturbation with Myrtle
I never knew how much I wanted this. Harry, you lucky fucker.

Ok I'll give you she was fine for 1 and 2.

>In fact, you have to wonder about the casting director, how did they have such a good eye to cast a good looking actress before she hit puberty...
Yeah....

Slytherin are the muslims of Hogwarts

>you'll never join Hufflepuff
>you'll never smoke a fat bowl while you discover your sexuality jerking together with your bros

SLYTHERIN FUCKIN SHITS

Most child actresses turn out to be ugly as fuck

Look at Fridge McPiggy. Or Ryan Newman. Or Bella Thorne.

The jew from Blossom, the girl from Matilda, girl from My Girl etc etc etc

What did wizards think of Hitler?

He was just a pawn of Dumbledore's boyfriend

Definitely a slytherin desu

Was also hinted Grindelwald (evil Magic guy before Voldemort) had something to do with WWII

What the fuck are you talking about? Is this sarcasm?

They are more like prototypical nazis with all their "pure blood" shit

It isn't b8. Hermoine is a black name. It's just a weird spelling of Harmony.

I would guess that Sytherin is the representation of the peerage while Gryffindor is the working class. Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff are pretty irrelevant anyways but they may be like the specialized guild professions in the case of Hufflepuff and medicine with Ravenclaw being the notary class I suppose