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>Mr Sutherland, who is non-executive chairman of Goldman Sachs International and a former chairman of oil giant BP, heads the Global Forum on Migration and Development , which brings together representatives of 160 nations to share policy ideas.

>The EU should "do its best to undermine" the "homogeneity" of its member states, the UN's special representative for migration has said

glad we dodged that bullet, oh wait...

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>this is a thread dedicated to the discussion of british culture
janny you know what to do, this thread is off topic

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>trump

isn't he a snooker player?

maddy mccann's mum is on britain's got talent

Latest list of runtoid names:

Jordan
Kyle
Jay
Troy
Connor
Darren
Callum
Declan
Ashley
Tyler
Dwayne
Ryan
Liam
Wayne

Depends on the type of call centre and type of work.

If its outward bound, cold-calling sales yeah they will literally take anyone and give them a shot to see if they can sell. If they don't make sales they will be sacked in a week.

Other call centres are more selective. Especially if the company invests a lot in training. In my call centre they spend like 8 weeks in training then several months still technically in training roles getting eased into real work. If you think about it, it costs the company £1000s of pounds to train a group of 7-8 people for a month. These people are just sitting in a room going through training material and could leave at any time. Because of this some call centres will actually be quite selective in who they hire.

came so hard in the homemade fleshlight i actually feel nauseous

legs are still like jelly 10 mins later

Her Majesty The Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom and the other Commonwealth realms?

What the fuck even is that

aye lad, Judd Trump. Good player when he sorts his nerves out.

really like teddy atlas's voice

could listen to him ramble on about boxing all day

no means yes

yes means anal

Reckon the teddy boy hairstyle will come back into fashion

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is that a giant mall surrounded by carparks and office buildings?

is this a so-called CBD?

>no Logan

list is incomplete

is parking free in america

Jesus Christ
Absolute state of the new world

if the girl is unconscious you don't know if she want it or not might as well go ahead

city centre of missauga which borders toronto to the west

700,000 people live there

Nah mate, too poncy.

Short back and sides is tried and tested.

alri lads, need some advice. I've been living in uni halls for two years (1 for foundation year, 1 for first year). Hated both years. My housing plans for next year have fallen through. Do I:
>live in another flatshare, likely hate the people I live with for another full year
>try and get a small flat for myself, accept crushing loneliness, probably develop drug habit

is there a worst feel than unrequited affection? really fancy this girl but im pretty sure she isn't interested. right in the fucking feels.

Damn, my name is on the list

nice quads

isn't it already in fashion though?

I want the beard trend to die more than anything

still looks better than the north

t. Abu Johansson (formerly Abu takbir bin Rashidi al Pashwari)

I'd like to add Kieron

>not on the list
you are as ants to me, in the eyes of a giant

What are all those people even parking for?

yes there are many worse feelings

get a grip

I did the second one during my placement year (with the drug habit)

Wouldn't recommend it ngl

are there any small white vitamin tablets i could mix some valium in with to smuggle them through customs?

>try and get a small flat for myself, accept crushing loneliness

>probably develop drug habit
Weak girl. If you can't enjoy loneliness you're a fuckboi.

I've experienced both sides of it, it's a face of life unfortunately.

live with new people because you may actually like them

yeah like what mr smart-arse?

If you can afford to get your own place just do it.

gimmick idea: use "tarquin" as an adjective

>not having a hairstyle like this

Sad!

the mall
same place 40 years ago

its 25km from downtown toronto

this would obviously be the best of all worlds but given that i've now had two years with strangers and hated them all i'm wondering how likely this is.

try having your whole family die in a tragic accident

City/Town planners

"Tarquin" sounds better than "Rorke"

i worked in an inbound call centre for 6 months and was still fucking horrendous and the pay is shite

having your dog die

the goal is to move to richmond

going cold turkey on benzos when you already have HPPD

you're not trying hard enough to like them

ye?

Is there a more Tarquin genre than indie?

oh yeh you're probably right. good shout lad.

well thats just your own stupid fault so who cares.

Do you like being friends with Dorothy.

I bet you watch feminist frequency too

To be quixotic, in short, is to be an existentialist: the quixotic hero of modernity who refuses to subordinate the human to either history, nature, God, or reason.

Business idea: British call centres with employees who only speak the Queens English will handle American customer service calls. We will think it's classy as shit.

Have you been there? Who planned the city?

I don't deny that.

Told the interviewer my goal was to pass all my training and become an area manager. In reality my goal was to quit this shit job and leave the rat-race behind entirely, whilst watching anime and playing games at home in my underpants all day.

mate if you met them youd hate them too
Last week one of them fucked on the kitchen table and she has chlamydia.

So if I'm a typical liberal and in America like the typical liberal in the U.K. I jump in and tell you that brexit is a fascist racist xenophobic movement. But I'm not-so I say hell yes, good on you U.K.!

don't get mad lad

might grow my hair long again, was comfy

>have you ever been there
never
>who planned the city
jews

im just very aware that i've STILL not got a gf and living in a flat with other people is at least a good way to meet people

Moving to Hartlepool

If I can't find you when I lurk on your block then I guess that's home visits

Tarquin sounds like a black name

The ayes have it
The ayes have it

Reminder : You are a wasteman. Reminder : I could deck you easily, anytime. Runt.

then go for it. you can always move out.

first King of Rome lad, an old and noble name.

Relocating to South Shields

the eyes have it

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38833883 remoaners BTFO
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id work there

>People with degrees more likely to vote Remain

People that go through lefty academia are more likely to vote lefty. What a surprise

That actually looks kind of comfy. Drive around and look at the skyscrapers.

I'm 23 and make ~£1120pcm after tax. Should I move out?

Things to consider:
>I would be renting
>I don't live in London (you can get a decent flat for ~£400 here)
>I wouldn't have roommates due to autism

dj request: kei$ha - blow

Business Idea: Regenerate Weston-Super-Mare

t. graduate at the school of life

the first king was Romulus mate

good dream

mine is win the lotto and buy lots of cars

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*buttons Ben Sherman cardigan*
*adjusts fringe*

It's doable, depends if you like having less money but more freedom.

mate sent me an angry message about brexit and i told him i'd vote for it again tomorrow

>Nick Clegg and the SNP

FOB

he was the last I thought?

encore!

Does anyone else see a terrified lobster trying to drag himself out of monstrous blob?

Kinda spoils news alerts for me.

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so fucking sad, terrified of dementia/alzheimer's happening in the family. 23:30 is just devastating

you're not an accelerationist if you voted leave.