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In 2016 during the election for POTUS, Donald Trump was surfing with campaign staffers when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his staffers rushed to help, Trump held out an arm infront of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Mike Pence "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The staff, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.

it's okay. maybe next time :)

damn

This is a very entertaining song.
He uses many pseudo anglicisms, which is the key to the entertainment value of Jerry B. Anderson's music.

youtube.com/watch?v=AV3y-XYR__0

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I saw Donald Trump at a grocery store in Washington, DC yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Talked to a cute girl who sits next to me in class today

sneak in a creepshot of her thighs and post them here tomorrow

Hello /cum/ what languages are you learning?

I'm learning mandarin 大家好

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