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internal bleeding x

internal bleeding lol

brown-black or green-black?

Why not, what?

Lots of people love their country, and? It's clear he has used charity and Unicef to promote a campaign for a knighthood despite him seeing the charity work as a means to promote Brand Beckham rather than actually giving a shit about the work it does.

the entire concept of an OBE is selflessness for queen, country and its people. there's nothing wrong with charity that has a benefit to you, a lot of people give money to charity to deduct on tax and med school prospects use volunteer programmes to boost their portfolios. however, when you actually admit to it being a facade in the hopes of getting an award that is based upon concepts that are directly opposite to what you're intentions are, you are a bit of a fuckwit and won't get it.

peptic ulcer

cheeky internal bleed

wouldn't worry about it, blood is supposed to be in your body

fug

>no scandals, nice bloke
Other than cheating on his wife, getting security to beat up photographers and this latest controversy.

he's already got an OBE, he's after knighthood- two different things