What would Gomez Addams think if if Wedensday brought home a black guy?

What would Gomez Addams think if if Wedensday brought home a black guy?

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he'd have gone apeshit cus she was like 6

No man, like after she gets older

they didn't have colour back then so he wouldn't even know

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You have to be at least 25 to be able to properly handle niggerdick

i think he might be fine, the Addams family where very welcoming.
here's the twist, he would be the most normal, wearing a sweater, getting good grades on the football team.

he dresses up as a witchdoctor to try and fit in

Even in black and white you can tell the difference between black and white

Better question would be: what would Gomez think if if Morticia brought a black guy into their bedroom?

"black" people are people of colour. there's no colour in black and white

He would probably think shes dating King Kong and say something like...
>KONG OLD BOY, Haven't seen you in ages. Hows the rooftop climbing business treating you these days.

MORTICIA IS PURE!
DELET RHIS!!!

Gomez may be open minded, but I don't think he'd be 100%. Than again, they are just eccentric enough to do it, so who's to say?

Probably better than when she was dating (and married) Jerry butler

Isn't Gomez Latino

Sorry to spoil the fun for you user but Gomez Addams (the character) was many things but a fucking pathetic cuck would not be one of them.

Check out how fucking jealous he got when Morticia pretends to flirts with another man in this dance number. He flips the fuck out with rage and throws her across the room.

Just skip to 3:20 to see his reaction.

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Do you honestly think a black person would go near that fucking family?

>YWN

Don't they have a gallows outside thier house? You have a point.
oh god, you think Wedensday would get into asphyxiation when she grows up?

Movie Gomez is noncanon.

>iron maiden in her bedroom

She's into shit beyond our comprehension.

jdimsa

Yes, she's a retarded porn whore who's into choking, which is obviously performed by Thing. Let's just throw it all down the toilet, fuck everything in the ass.

What? I don't speak Facebook

I thought the Addams family liked spooks?

I know origin movies/reboots are fucking gay but I want to see how these two characters even got together. I imagine it involves murder and a haunted castle or some shit.

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You started posting here after 2013, right?

Morticia in this always reminded me of that one porn star, the Slav who looks like an English slag.

Gomez was a banker right? Wasn't that the stereotypical well off job for back in its day?

>Why, Wednesday, what have you done, young lady? This...this THING is hideous! It doesn't fit in, it makes people nervous, it's violent, completely destroys decorum and tradition, corrupts everything around it!

>I love it!

He was alright with the Thing getting married, so he wouldn't mind.

an Adam's Family thread, on Sup Forums, this, I did not expect.

>noncanon
Because your little cuck heart believes so ?
Stay cucked user.

nailed it

10/10

congruent her on her new pet, remind her to feed him everyday

Maybe he can share a room with Pugsley's pet chimp

Gomez? No.
Fester on the other hand...

Shes just like me.
Dark and cloudy days are the best days. No hot sun burning down on me. Everything is cool and calm. And if it's raining the kids next door stay indoors and I don't have to listen to their LOUD screaming as they jump up and down on their noisy annoying skateboards in my back yard.

Cloudy is the best weather, agreed

It's funny because it's more than likely to be true.

That would be dark.

Gomez seems like a personable and cool guy. In all non-Sup Forums honesty, he'd probably be fine with it. He trusts Wednesday to make good choices. He also knows what she'll do if the guy breaks her heart.

Spoken like our new SJW friends who have left their native mainstream sites to shit post on Sup Forums.

He's slap her around for a bit then challenge the black guy to a duel, kill him, then slap Morticia around a bit more untill she got nice and hot, then dance the tango and fug.

only the comics are canon you cuck

>implying a patrician like Wednesday would go anywhere near one.

Looks like a female AJ from Sopranos

Came here to post this. Already posted. Sup Forums doesn't dissapoint.

I think a spook would fit right in with the Addam's family.

Always with the Sup Forums obsession.

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This you fucking faggots. Carolyn Jones was a GODDESS.

>movieshit
Literally K.Y.S. (Kill Your Self)

You have no place here.

>Talking shit about Raul Julia

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