ITT: historical figures that deserve their own movie

ITT: historical figures that deserve their own movie

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Charlemagne

Pitt the Elder

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omg u cant just post nazi omg i cant even rn

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Wolf Tone

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>Jewish but identified himself as German above everything else.
>develop a method to synthesize ammonia, leading to fertilizers used today without which we wouldn't be able to sustain the current world population
>on the other hand, he developed the chemical weaponry used by the Germans that led to a lot of people being fucked up, yet he stood by his intentions saying things like "death was death, by whatever means it was inflicted"
>after WW1 his institute developed the Zyklon A gas as an insecticide, the predecessor to Zyklon B
>he converted to Christianity to marry his wife
>soon after the rise of the National Socialists he was targeted for removal from office, which led him to be exiled to England with his family, even though he claimed to be a German patriot and a Christian.
>he was invited to Cambridge, but some of his British colleagues refused to acknowledge or even shake hands with him because of his actions during WW1

It's a really tragic story

easy b8

Without nitrogen cracking he invented we couldn't feed the world population. Pretty crazy man.

>play war thunder
>cruise at altitude in my FW-190
>divebomb and blow motherfuckers engines up with a well timed cannon burst
>zoom back up to altitude
>repeat

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A movie spanning 30 years of El Cid's life would be awesome. Inb4 someone tells me about chuck Heston version.

Uhm, hate to break this to you but that dude was actually black.

Awkward. ...

W E W U Z H O L Y R O M A N S A N D S H E E I T

classically trained musician, fluent in multiple languages, cold blooded killer.

Based bread factory killer Bubi movie when?

I believe "HHHH" is being adapted to film.

Look who's playing Heydrich.

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The world is fucked because the population is too large. We have to go back

One of the few ACTUAL "strong independent women" from history that actually lived-up to the trope.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laskarina_Bouboulina

The Rommel apologism train is even more tinfoil hat than Holocaust denial.

We'll title his biographical film "Live Free or Reinhard".

>rommel
Shit-tier leader. No wonder he was a favourite of the allies.

There was a European soldier, most likely English, that served in WWI, WWII and several other conflicts over the 20th century.
He participated in both traditional combat and espionage and saw some unbelievable action.
I believe he was missing one eye and wore an eye-patch.
The quote at the top of his Wikipedia page was something along the lines of "In all honesty I found participating in the World Wars to be rather exciting and fun, and I'd do it again if given the chance", like a fucking iron-nut bastard.

Does anyone know who this is?
The motherfucker needs a biography stat. He was basically a living, breathing character from a pulp-novel or a war-time comicbook.

Isn't that Jonny Small from YT Channel "Jonny There Is Something Happening"?

>first wife kills herself with his own service gun after the gas he creates is used

Ian Smith

this guy was a real goofball

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Sickles

This man was an absolute bad ass.

"The Closet Closer"

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and a carrot top.

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Stand back.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill

>Lieutenant-Colonel John Malcolm Thorpe Fleming "Jack" Churchill, DSO & Bar, MC & Bar (16 September 1906 – 8 March 1996) was a British Army officer who fought throughout the Second World War armed with a longbow, bagpipes, and a basket-hilted Scottish broadsword.

kek

>Rommel
>Mediocre commander
>Called the desert fox to cover up British incompetence.
>Shipped off to fucking middle of nowhere because he was nobody of note.

If Rommel was so good, he would have been sent to the Eastern Front, but he wasn't, because his "prowess" is more propaganda myth than fact.

Lord. PALMERSTON!

>Rommel
>shit-tier
Lad...

hitler was not a big fan of him.

>Western front
>middle of nowhere
Yeah nah

This.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian_Carton_de_Wiart

>epic reddit meme soldier

nah

Rommelfags disgust me

Guderian is GOAT

>If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast.

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>Mike Myers would later portray him as a comical mad scientist super villian in the Austin Powers trilogy, Dr. Evil.