Happy Birthday to Christopher Robert Evans! 35-years-old today

Happy Birthday to Christopher Robert Evans! 35-years-old today.

reminder that he shits his pants and has a leaky butt

I do it too

one of us

What

Is he smart enough to hate his own movies?
yes

"I started to realise, I think the main reason I struggle so much in press, is because I’m usually promoting a piece of shit. It’s really difficult to find a flowery way to tell people to go see this movie, that your face is all over, that your name is all over, that you’re endorsing. And then you begin to feel like a liar, like you’re transparent. You feel undeserving and it makes the interview extremely uncomfortable, for me at least."

He'll become a god-tier dilf in the future

its no secret he is ashamed of his involvment in the fantastic 4 movie and that shitty train movie

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No hed talking about his early stuff
Its all shit

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>gossip sites are saying he's already cheating on Jenny Slate

Why is he such a bad person, bros?

>tfw I tore my anus once and it still doesn't seal completely
I know that feel Chris.

Why does he laugh so fucking much

A slut made that pizza

Am I gay now?

he has the best laughs :3

no homo

His maniacal laugh is the legit only reason why I like him.

>he fell for the dragon dildo meme

Wow that top gear presenter is looking better

Hes hot.
Charismatic.
Socially awkward.
And his laugh.

He is not a bad person, just an alpha-male.

The guy is happy as fuck and loves his life. That's almost unrelatable to people around here.

Girl here. He didn't want to fuck me because I had a bush that day.

The only happy person in the world.

And bush, you mean your femenine penis, right?

Fantastic Four was a masterpiece, you pleb.

Probably not, but it's unlikely any of us interact with happy people so it's easy to draw that conclusion.

CHICAGO
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I want him to fuck me