PSA to parents plannning to take their kids to see Finding Dory

Next week when Finding Dory comes out, I do now want to have to knock your little kids out of the way, but I will. Don't take your kids to see the movie, let us 90s babies go see it first 'cause we've been waiting for this since Finding Nemo. If your child is younger than 12, he or she simply will not appreciate it. You can buy the DVD when it comes out but don't be trying to crowd the movie theater with your crying babies who see only a fish. This is serious business. We will knock your lil munchkins down.

I want to see the person who first posted this.

I won't take my daughter because of the gay couple. Fuck this bullshit

Ghetto-ass.

Cringe

Kill yourself FB viral poster

whos been waiting for a sequel to a perfectly fine movie that doesnt warrant a sequel?

>PSA

Not reading this rest of this shit

I hope it's ironic

Jews.

This is from reddit right? It has to be, please PLEASE link me the orignal post

It's from one of those spam accounts on Twitter, probably originally from a tumblr post

It's worse

Is that the guy who said there were 2 other shooters in the Orlando nightclub? He's a pro shitposter

>Le 90s Kidz

Bet he was born in 2001.

Jesus. I'm spanish and i literally saw the same post on my fb

You should go jihad all over their asses

Why has some level of attachment to the 1990's become the defining part of a generation?

post-9/11 cynicism

I do have to wonder what modern western culture would be like if the towers were still standing.

because 9/11 and The Phantom Menace ruined American culture.

>PSA to parents

Man, I seriously hope no one here is a parent

Fuck you The Phantom Menace is a masterpiece.

Such a comfy film

In a weird way I'll take it over TFA. I feel like a battered housewife.

>tfw 30 year old balding men will be going alone to the cinemas and be forced to leave due to the whole crowd being underage kids

put your nostalgia aside

What the fuck is wrong with this scene??

CGI is fine, Jar Jar is questionable otherwise its fine.

Fuck off

kill yourself lad

this isn't cinema, this is a video game you can't play.

>its CGI so I hate it cos it looks like an awesome game I can never play

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I am...

Do you tuck your wife's son in and tell him bane posting stories?

what does Nemo have to do with 90s era?
I think Lion King or Little Mermaid is more 90s

Not only cringe, but it's derivative of the billion similar posts made around the time of Toy Story 3

No I tuck my daughter into bed and read her stories

I forgot how fucking big Saturn and Jupiter are compared to Earth

>tfw neither of them is inhabitable

This sequel is everything wrong with modern cinema, no depth, no nothing, just another cash grab on a popular title.

>tfw will never live in an alternate reality where 9/11 never happened and the post-Cold War peace lasted for a century
>tfw only got a taste of relative peace and will probably never taste it again in my lifetime
I miss my optimism for the future.

>90s babies
This phrase is even more pathetic than 90's kids.

t. 90s baby.

Or just Modern Pixar for that matter, it amazes me how they made a quality sequel like Toy Story 2 (which I personally love more than the first movie) then make absolute garbage like Cars 2 and whatever the fuck they're going for now instead of original ideas.
Also The Good Dinosaur was so fucking weak.