Jlaw is blue for a total of like 5 minutes the whole movie even though being herself was such a huge plot point in...

>Jlaw is blue for a total of like 5 minutes the whole movie even though being herself was such a huge plot point in first class
>sophie cant even fucking keep her accent straight
>they give psylocke 3 lines because they know how fucking awful an actress olivia munn is
>stupid looking costumes all around
>terrible dialogue "WREAK HAVOC"
>terrible humor
Fuck this movie.

Yes, I agree.

Only one scene from that entire movie was good everything else was varying from meh to pure shit to cringe.

>how fucking awful an actress olivia munn is
delet

you sound terribly biased

you sound salty...

But hes not wrong

atleast we had a few minutes of pure kino

can't the just make a quicksilver movie?

Literally X-Meme:Age of Apocaquips

Can we get a sequel that's just 2 hours of Evan Peters?

The movie would be god awful, since they wouldn't know what to do with him.

Some of them want to be abused
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree

I'd know what to do with him. ;)
No homo

In all seriousness though, a QS movie could be fun if done right.

Sophie did fine,and she's hot so she gets a pass.

kek, no

Does James McAvoy look better while bald in the film? Looks kind of ridiculous on the poster

Why is he bald in this movie, anyway?

Nice reaction image, can i save it ?

Because he's Charles Xavier, duh

What a bitch. Pretty boys are for protecting!

>terrible dialogue "WREAK HAVOC"
'Whoever you are, don't try to stop me from killing these men'

god this shot was so bad

like an MTV music video from the 90s

The problems with this movie are so basic. Things like establishing stakes and clear rules regarding the supernatural elements were thrown out the window. And the whole 'kills millions but unwisely spares the main characters' thing is so fucking old and stupid.

it was literally perfect

not really. he also becomes bald due to Oscar Isaac trying to drain his powers from him

It was nice to see cyclops done half decently, magneto was great, and the wolverine scene was really well done.

Otherwise it was mediocre to bad, with JLaw being the worst part.
...And Who gives a shit about psylock, why are we even discussing some random boring character?

WREAK HAVOC was the best part of the entire film.

please log off. thanks.

>Mystique not even blue on the poster
They should have just cast J-Law as Emma Frost or something, the blue makeup they do apply to her still clearly allows the viewer to see Lawrence's features.

It makes no sense Mystique would constantly use this one particular individual, even if she wanted to constantly appear human despite all of the events of First Class.

>spares the main character?
Who are you talking about? He needed Charles.

Two examples that spring to mind are how he chooses to break Quicksilver's leg rather than disintegrate him, and how he chooses to fuse Cyclops to a wall rather than disintegrate him.

It's the best X-Men film to be quite honest.

What surprised me the most about this movie is how much I didnt hate nightcrawler
I mean yeah he looked like an emo faggot but him being so out of place and wet behind the ears was one of the best parts of the movie

Also he didn't kill quicksilver because he wanted psylock to do it (I'm guessing as a loyalty test), and didn't he get distracted from finishing cyclops off

Honestly most of the characters didn't look that bad in the movie in motion, compared to their posters.

The exceptions being Angel, storm and psylock looked dated with their costumes and beast and mystique looked plain awful

Are you really arguing in favor of a lazy, cliched narrative choice? There may have been an inkling of some internal logic, but the fact is Apocalypse is a guy to whom the lives of those that stand in his way mean nothing.

>and the wolverine scene was really well done
explain

>I need the 4 most powerful mutants
>get me that dude with wings who fights in a cage I guess hell do

>and the wolverine scene was really well done.
Wut. It was completely unnecessary and just wolverine fanservice like they have to do in every goddamn xmen movie these days
Not to mention they once again fucked up the whole timeline of all these movies

It's called Xmen and you have mystique, magneto, quicksilver, and Moira (CIA lady) leading the group. Oh Jean and Scott are there, the two most boring Xmen. Storm is there but as an antagonist. No one gives a shit about the beast love story either. Apocalypse and his 4 horsemen are really weak.

if they did there would only be one scene where he goes super fast, maybe two but even that's pushing it because they're expensive as fuck to film and everything is practical effects
he's not an interesting enough character to have a solo movie about, he's really more of a plot device

AND I RAAAAN

Yeah I was wondering about that.

Storm, Magneto I understand

But Psy and Birdboy are fucking worthless.

Birdboy is a scout.Psylocke is the brute of the team.

They all have counterparts.

Psy is about as much brute as fucking Jubilee.

Storm is a billion times better than Psy could ever hope to be, let alone Magneto with a cup of coffee and his 'big boy holocaust survivor' pants on.

Jlaw was shit but she looked pretty hot in this not gonna lie
Dat dress during the cagefight scene, lawd

It's was more like a horror film. You don't really see much of him but he's butchering everyone and leaving bloody dead bodies everywhere.

Yes, but it doesn't mean the scene itself wasn't good

Angel was pretty fucking deadly one apocalypse upgraded him.

what the fuck he did nothing useful at all

>fly around
>get trapped in debris
>sudoku

No one did anything useful, but that's beside the point, he was still pretty deadly.

b-but quicksilver scene.

>magneto was great
Fuck no.

lol this. How useless were his horsemen

This movie was way better than Cap Civil War.

Left heaps more of an impression on me

It was stupid anyway. He says everyone casual, then it turns out he fucking missed havok and is just like "oh..."

I'm not gonna lie. I only watched it for the Quickman superfast sequence

He was the only worth while character in the whole thing mate.

Nah, JLaw doesn't have the hotness to be Emma. But yeah, they should just had cast her in other role.

I RAAAAAN SO FAR AWAAAY

Yeah, but his character has been milked to death by now. I mean, I like Fassbender as much as anyone else, but we just got more of the same. He was cool as hell after becoming overpowered though.

oh my fuck he's cute

Same. Quicksilver is awesome. The movie was good though, surprised me. Wasn't expecting much.

>don't control your powers, embrace them
>has literally spent less than 4 minutes in her natural form


Jlaw was a mistake

He's by far the most infuriating character so far. So wishy washy and it's always the same old conflict with him switching sides every few seconds or so. AND he gets away scot free most of the time.

>tfw they don't like you and prefer the cute fuckboi instead

I'd be ok with it if she wasn't constantly J-Law but used multiple disguises, they never explain who that is she's always shape shifting into. Just terrible

>Jubile
What the fuck happened to her after the mall? Did they completely forget about her or ran out of budget?

Why is he always eating or drinking something, Sup Forums?

Rogue maybe?

Yea there was no meaningful resolution to his arc
Although overall the movie wasnt bad for xmen, considering its the "xmen fight old purple guy big bad guy" movie

Didn't know Jay Thomas was Quicksilver. Huh.

Yes, that. Wreak Havok was cute. This sounded like a card carrying villain.

I liked Slavsilver, I just thought he didn't get enough time to shine since they killed him off.

I want a 2-hour movie of this

It's depressing how Fox Quicksilver is much better than Marvel's one

Burns calories 2 fast

>Psylocke is the brute of the team

Fast metabolism

fast food

You didn't see that coming?

>Death = Angel
>Famine = Psylocke
>War = Storm
>Conquest = Magneto
Am I right?

>psylocke
>brute

Goddamn Olivia Munn looks like a salamander.

Havok was already swallowed up by the blast at the time Quicksilver entered the premises. He got out every last one of them in time. Everyone that could be saved, he did. Granted, it was a bit tone deaf of him doing the moonwalk and spiking up the guy's hair and stuff, but he didn't have time to save Havok anyway.

...

Fuck Olivia, marry Sophie and kill JLaw.

1 > 3 > 4 > 2 > 5

Think of it this way:
Charles wanted her to be "normal" in FC.
She made up a form for herself that required low maintenance and thus could be held for a long time.
"Normal" Mystique is essentially a pallette swap of blue Mystique with longer hair. That's why it's fine for her to wear it during FC and DOFP.
I guess the in-universe reasoning she stayed JLaw for most of the movie is that she didn't want to be recognized as THE HERO. She could've morphed back when with Charles and Erik, though.

She is though, pretty much the only one capable of physical, or at least grounded combat.

Eh, the way I look at it:

Angel is the Warrior (Melee offense and defense)
Storm is the Wizard (Elemental attacks)
Magneto is the Archer (Shooting metal)
Psylocke is the Assassin (Agility and reflexes)

she's more a rogue/assassin than a brute

Magneto is more like a Berserker or Tank, like the one capable of taking a huge crowd all by himself.

I love how they had to nerf everyone for the final fight.
>Psylocke's sword/whip cuts through concrete and meta
>but not through Beast's neck
>a couple minutes ago, Magneto was levitating entire industrial ships and cities all over the world
>all he does against Apocalypse is throw some metal at him
>Apocalypse build a giant pyramid from turning a whole city to send and restructuring it
>makes a forcefield around himself and throws people around a bit

The whole end fight I was thinking "Didn't he just decapitate a bunch of guys with fucking sand?"

Yeah, typical superhero bullshit: set them up as indestructable forces then their invisible magic meters run out and the good guys get the upper hand.

You really need to go outside more often

I don't get it, why Apocalypse didn't just disintegrate everyone to dust like he did before? Does it only work with humans?

Nah, you've got to admit, Quicksilver fighting him was fucking cool.

Not just that, he turned a whole factory's worth of people into sand in an instant when he picked up magneto.
It was also pretty goofy when Magneto had to make an arm motion to slowly pick up Charles in the mansion.

No, Apocalypse has that covered.

I thought he buried them in the floor

Yeah, okay, that part was okay

>Conquest
It's Pestilence in this case. And I have no idea who is who except Angel because he was Death in the comics.