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nice try shit bird

shoegaze is a good genre

If you're going to act like this you can get out of my thread

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nice shitpost!

JULIET

EYE GET
ON MY KNEES

oink oink hel yeaaahhhh im diggin this new homeshake oink

triple dubs for you there montie!

try again shit heel

CALL THE FUCKIN' COPS

Cause I'm a shitposting maniac, B~DDD

Dubs

Did somebody said shitposting?

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LAY ON THE BED THERE
KISSING JUST FOR PRACTICE

dude i'm not even fucking kidding here stop being an idiot about this or you could really get hurt. so for your own sake just stop it

make me, "theodore"

Please Please Me (1963), 1/10
With The Beatles (1963), 1.5/10
Hard Days' Night (1964), 3/10
For Sale (1964), 0.5/10
Help (1965), 1/10
Rubber Soul (1965), 2/10
Revolver (1966), 3/10
Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1967), 5/10
Magical Mystery Tour (1967), 3/10
The Beatles (1968), 2/10
Yellow Submarine (1969), 5.5/10
Abbey Road (1969), 6/10
Let It Be (1970), 4.5/10

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fuck you really want to do this? I could fucking destroy you in a fight... honestly just give me your address and we'll see what we'll see... this is no internet tough guy posture... fucking weak ass bitch

Raditude is Weezer's best album. Now before you groan, this isn't some contrarian opinion, this is objective fact. With this album the band shows their true colors: shallow, tasteless, banal, trend-hopping talentless hacks. Instead of Rivers hiding behind adolescent, pseudo-intellectual "deep" lyricism, he immerses himself in the kind of hallow, bland pop writing he represents at heart. Instead of dipping their toes in different styles like in the past, they go full-on, even bringing on Lil' Wayne to complete the scene. Raditude is Weezer at their most primal - stupid, angsty, and immature, and it's better to embrace that fact than to continue hiding behind a false sense of depth. Raditude is a more honest record than anything else Weezer has attempted, because it strips away every pretense and put-on they have cheated two generations of GenXers and Millennials with for over 20 years. Every Weezer album is ultimately an exercise in formulaic mediocrity (especially intelligence-insulting Pinkerton), but Raditude gives it to us straight: bad, but no bullshit. Every kissless virgin Weezer "fan" is oblivious to how truly awful they are, even during their so-called "classic period". They've proved nothing beyond their less-than-basic understanding of what makes a hit, and even then I balk at whoever was moronic enough to support the band by making their songs hits to begin with. Fuck Weezer, and fuck every loser who likes them.

This isn't "making me" get out of your thread, "theodore."

but really we should meet at a show and see how see how it goes down

in the pit

who is this semen demon?

...

what show are you going too

filtered

youtube.com/watch?v=prYopHz7s0w

I wish I had a girlfriend so fucking much.

I swear to God I'm not sure who I'm going to end up hurting first, myself or someone else.

Give me a girlfriend now, God FUCKING dammit. I'm honestly so fucking sick of this shit, of getting angry at myself, or others, or whomever else is on my mind whenever I'm walking about and I see a cute girl and think to myself how good a couple we'd make, the conversations we could have, the adventures we'd share, and the music - oh I cannot even imagine the depths of music I'd without motherfucking HASTE shower upon the first girl to make me her boyfriend.

So why is it,

W H Y I S I T,

THAT I STILL DON'T HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND. THIS ISN'T FUCKING FAIR. I JUST FUCKING WANT ONE, TO HOLD AND BE HELD, THAT MUTUAL ADORATION AND APPRECIATION AND ALL OF IT.

I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF BEING WITHOUT IT, OF CUDDLING WITH GODDAMN BLANKETS AND PILLOWS AT NIGHT

WHY DON'T THEY FUCKING WANT ME GODDAMMIT

AND NO IT'S NOT BECAUSE I POST SHIT LIKE THIS ON THE INTERNET OK BECAUSE I KNOW ONE OF YOU STUPID SHITS IS GOING TO MAKE THE INTELLECTUALLY DEFUNCT ASSUMPTION THAT MY ONLINE BEHAVIORS ARE A FAIR REPRESENTATION OF MY IRL BEHAVIORS AND YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG

FUCK

WHAT'S GODDAMN WRONG WITH ME

WHY CAN'T I JUST GET A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND

I WANT ONE NOW I NEED ONE NOW I'VE WAITED LONG FUCKING ENOUGH NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

GIVE ME A GIRLFRIEND

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The credits roll, the camera pans
And in the mist our hero stands
He starts to speak, then folds his hands in prayer
An awkward pause, then what's my line?
There's nothing left to say this time
And what would you say to a bad guy who's not there?
In terms of Roman numberals,
He's IV league with Roman Polanski
He'd win an Oscar every time if he was only given the chance

He started on the Broadway stage
A product of another age,
An offer and a pilot drew him west
The series bombed, commercials came
And though nobody knew his name
They all recognized the potential he possessed
Deodorants and dental floss
And how much does that new car cost
His acting was methodical in You Don't Need A Medical
He's branded like a racing car,
He's like a movie star with movies
The week of Independence Day,
The casting agent called to say
Your smile could save our movie and the world

Buy buy buy buy
Sell sell sell
How well you learn
To not discern
Who's foe and who is friend
We'll own them all in the end

It goes like this, we have no choice; the minarets,
The wailing voice
And vaguely Celtic music fills the air
We choose a foreigner to hate,
The new Iraq gets more irate
We really know nothing about them, and no one cares
Aladdin and the forty thieves
Enhanced by brand new special effects
Saddam and his cow disease spiced up
With some gratuitous sex
A movie's made, a war is won
A low-speed chase, a smoking gun
Distracts us while the actor takes the stand

Buy buy buy buy
Sell sell sell
How well you learn
To not discern
Who's foe and who is friend
We'll own them all in the end

you fucking white horse faggot
I have been a major Sup Forums trip for a while now, you just showed your newfagness by only just filtering me, boo fucking hoo someone created a shitposting thread, making Sup Forums impure again. ugh get a lige

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Shitposting General
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Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)17:56:10 No.70817429 nice try shit bird

Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)17:57:27 No.70817443 shoegaze is a good genre

theo !!S3AxmgrZMUg 02/05/17(Sun)17:58:06 No.70817453 If you're going to act like this you can get out of my thread

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Shitposting General
Just let it all out in this thread

Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)17:56:10 No.70817429 (You) (You)

nice try shit bird

Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)17:57:27 No.70817443 (You)

shoegaze is a good genre

theo !!S3AxmgrZMUg 02/05/17(Sun)17:58:06 No.70817453 (You) (You)

If you're going to act like this you can get out of my thread

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theo !!S3AxmgrZMUg 02/05/17(Sun)17:59:29 No.70817467 (You) (You)

nice shitpost!

Montie !q1vZsvr9H2 02/05/17(Sun)18:00:00 No.70817477 (You)
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(OP)
JULIET

EYE GET
ON MY KNEES

Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)18:01:39 No.70817507 (You)
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oink oink hel yeaaahhhh im diggin this new homeshake oink

i detest these kind of posts
kindly get out of my thread

jesus, i wouldn't be caught dead at a live show if theirs

oh if I saw you there you would be caught dead

"theodore"

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So is this what [s4s] is like 24/7?

i accidentally touched my sister's vagina with my penis while wrestling with her

music for this feel

¿A quién estoy engañando quién estoy engañando cuando ellos son como cuál está encima del labio de la grasa y digo el enfriamiento

Why don't you leave this board and go to /s4s/ to find out for yourself
What i'm trying to say is that you're not wanted here

check 'em

dubs

buyer's market haha

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

i don't like black people

music isnt completely subjective and any who claims it is so is (not so) secretly a massive pleb

i said music u cuck

newfag

makes no sense!

Mods ban this worthless tripshit

Hi guys :^)

Fuck off, this is a music board and i have better music taste than you

music?

retweet if you LOVE memes

losing steam

i hate australians so god damn much

chill out donald

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How about now?

Not at all, [s4s] has much more advanced and intelligent shitposting.

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