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CALL THE FUCKIN' COPS

Cause I'm a shitposting maniac, B~DDD

Dubs

Did somebody said shitposting?

youtube.com/watch?v=R2uZyTm_w0M

LAY ON THE BED THERE
KISSING JUST FOR PRACTICE

dude i'm not even fucking kidding here stop being an idiot about this or you could really get hurt. so for your own sake just stop it

make me, "theodore"

Please Please Me (1963), 1/10
With The Beatles (1963), 1.5/10
Hard Days' Night (1964), 3/10
For Sale (1964), 0.5/10
Help (1965), 1/10
Rubber Soul (1965), 2/10
Revolver (1966), 3/10
Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1967), 5/10
Magical Mystery Tour (1967), 3/10
The Beatles (1968), 2/10
Yellow Submarine (1969), 5.5/10
Abbey Road (1969), 6/10
Let It Be (1970), 4.5/10

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fuck you really want to do this? I could fucking destroy you in a fight... honestly just give me your address and we'll see what we'll see... this is no internet tough guy posture... fucking weak ass bitch

Raditude is Weezer's best album. Now before you groan, this isn't some contrarian opinion, this is objective fact. With this album the band shows their true colors: shallow, tasteless, banal, trend-hopping talentless hacks. Instead of Rivers hiding behind adolescent, pseudo-intellectual "deep" lyricism, he immerses himself in the kind of hallow, bland pop writing he represents at heart. Instead of dipping their toes in different styles like in the past, they go full-on, even bringing on Lil' Wayne to complete the scene. Raditude is Weezer at their most primal - stupid, angsty, and immature, and it's better to embrace that fact than to continue hiding behind a false sense of depth. Raditude is a more honest record than anything else Weezer has attempted, because it strips away every pretense and put-on they have cheated two generations of GenXers and Millennials with for over 20 years. Every Weezer album is ultimately an exercise in formulaic mediocrity (especially intelligence-insulting Pinkerton), but Raditude gives it to us straight: bad, but no bullshit. Every kissless virgin Weezer "fan" is oblivious to how truly awful they are, even during their so-called "classic period". They've proved nothing beyond their less-than-basic understanding of what makes a hit, and even then I balk at whoever was moronic enough to support the band by making their songs hits to begin with. Fuck Weezer, and fuck every loser who likes them.