I wish that I had been bitten by a cop instead, to really put the fear of God into the niggers of this city

>I wish that I had been bitten by a cop instead, to really put the fear of God into the niggers of this city.

Raimi still amazes me on how he was able to get away with this.

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Anything is acceptable if you put enough camp in it. People knew it was a spoof, so it wasn't hard to just laugh it off.

But you've got to admit - Raimi went too far when JJ Jameson printed a headline stating that 9/11 broke the record for the world's most successful Jenga game.

>Remember Pete, with great power comes great responsibility. Also if a woman is mouthing off, feel free to pip her in the face,straighten her out a bit. You can work the body if you dont want to leave any bruising, just stay away from her uterus or otherwise you fuck something up and wind up having to raise your twink brother in law's beard baby. Whoops. Happy 18th birthday anyway, Pete. I didn't get you anything.

>what the fuck is a nigger doing using the whites only entrance?

I didn't even know Raimi set his films using 1960s Silver Age spidey.

>If I can't make him famous, I'll make that cock slurping faggot INFAMOUS! I fucking hate Spiderman and everyone in this shitting asshole of a city! I swear New York deserved 9/11!

Whoa was this in the script or was JK Simmons inprovising?

>That time when Peter said that he was gonna give Mary Jane "a gold ol' spidey-special abortion" before shoving a screwdriver up her uterus

Wow, I don't know how Raimi managed to sneak that scene into the final cut.

Was the scene about Doc Ock and the Japanese high school really necessary? Was it even legal?

>Make like a reporter interviewing Bill Cosby and sleeeeeeeep

Did Raimi know about Cosby?

>The whores and sodomites of the decadent west will know Allah's hand tonight

Was ISIS a thing back then? How did Raimi predict this?

>That time where Peter avoided paying child support services by using his spidey sense to detect that Mary Jane was pregnant after the gangbang

Nice thinking Spiderman, questionable decision from Raimi to add that scene though.

>Up yours, nigger!

Wow, how the hell did Raimi get this past the editor?

Sick meme

>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME MACY GRAY, WHOSE STAR POWER WILL SURELY NEVER FADE!

Man of spiders is goat and you know it

>You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do. I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I...we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl...they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of ejaculating and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells...you will know that the rent has been paid.

>For this month.

>In the name of Allah, I shall blow up this building!
Interesting take on this whole "diversity" fad that's going on nowadays. Harry converting to Islam in part 3 was pretty cool imho.

>that scene where Peter makes a pilgrimage to Mecca before delivering the pizza

I don't know what Raimi was thinking, especially after changing the spiderman theme to a nasheed.

whoops

>that part in the movie where it cuts to 45 minutes of Doc Oc molesting Japanese schoolgirls

Raimi really showed his creative side there

>when Petter raped Mary after betting up the dudes in the alley.

The audience gasped, it was pretty impressive.

>betting up the dudes
What did he mean by this?

He wanted that to be part of a Doc Oc origin story but Marvel wouldn't OK a cinematic universe, he was truly a visionary of his time

pure kino

Peter clearly bet more money that he could do it better. Very progressive of Raimi to show todays rape culture.

Did he know?

It was probably set up by Spidey

>Don't tell Harry...that the kikes actually run the world. He isn't ready to know the truth. But YOU are, aren't you, true believers? Excelsior!

Definitely one of Lee's weirder cameos.

Did anyone else see that interview with Raimi where he was wearing what he called "neather" (a black mans skin)? I thought it was in poor taste to do that on Martin Luther King day

This meme and the bonus situation are by far the best ones at the moment.

Bonus situation?

>bonus situation

Fuck off, that shit's boring and retarded.

>dirtyniggers

Christ Raimi, that line had my wifes son in tears

>Oi wanna fight me cunt?
Swear on me mum , I'mma fuck you up bad.
What did he mean by this?

>That scene where Aunt May's cotton plantation gets shut down by the FBI

I don't think Raimi fully understood the film's setting, the audience enjoyed it though.

>Mr. Ditkovich! Listen to me now! It's Peter! Peter Parker! Fix my door! Am I too soon? I'm too soon! You were right about the rent! You've always been right about the rent! My door! Fix my door, Mr. Ditkovich! You have to fix my door!

>Come here. Parker, what do you know about high society?
>Oh... well, I...
>Don't answer that. My society photographer got hit in the head by a polo ball. You're all I got. Big party tonight for an American hero, my wife's son the astronaut.
>Could you pay me in advance?
>[Jameson laughs hysterically for a few seconds]
>You serious? You don't think I see what you're trying to do here, Parker? You think I'm gonna sit here and smile while some fucking kike tries to fuck my mother? It's never gonna happen Parker, fucking forget it, not on my watch, not while I'm in this building. I will fucking cut your Shylock nose off and stick it up your ass before I let that happen. Coming in here and poisoning my workplace with your Jewish, nigger-loving, hippie bullshit. Fuck you! Fuck you! Yeah, walk out, asshole, fucking Kabbalah reading motherfucker. Get the fuck out of my office

Say what you want about Marvel but Raimi really left his thumbprints all over this one

>What the fuck is a nigger doing at the front of the train?
Was Peter meant to be a time traveler in this?

>mfw reading this in JJ's voice

>Hey you guys, remember we must secure the existence of our people and the future for white children. We can't let these damn niggers and kikes out breed us. See ya!
Even for Raimi, this seemed a bit heavy handed.

Still not as unsettling as when Spidey hangs a black man from every tree in central park

>you wanna get to Spiderman, you're gonna have to get through my fat boypussy

Jeez Raimi, wasn't this supposed to be a family-friendly movie?

He was truly a visionary way before his time.

>HEY YOU GABBAGOOL WHADDYA DOIN, FUGGIN WISEGUY! 9/11! SUPPORT OUR TROOPS, KICK THEIR ASS TAKE THEIR GAS!

It was a little on the nose, raimi

this one is by far the best in the thread

I thought that was Big Pussy for the longest time

Doc Ock do cock.

Fuck me, that's some heavy shit.

>aunt may deathly allergic to peanut butter
>green goblin takes advantage and forces her to eat the whole jar
>"FINISH IT, FINISH IT!"

This hit too close to home, damn peanuts.

underated

>"the nigger? in the stable, has a letter from abraham lincoln?"

Raimi really forced in those racial undertones, I think it fit though, considering the movie was set during the 1800's

...

>he hasn't seen the porn of a woman fucking her cervix with a screwdriver
>or the cervix fingering porn out there

You disgust me.

8/10

Get off Sup Forums Raimi

its pasta nerd

I don't remember any of these lines in the films.

Is Sup Forums memeing again?

You couldn't even bother to come up with your own, you lazy fucking faggot.

You didn't already know that?

you probably just haven't watched in awhile

Some are in the director's cut

No shit sherlock

It does exist, I've seen it, fapped over the fingering one, as it's hot, the screwdriver one has... blood...

Does that mean the BvS film will have them as well?

Yeah. Sure you're right.

>" I could squash you like a bug right now, but I'm offering you a choice. Join me! Imagine what we could accomplish together... what we could create. Or we could destroy! We could remove the filthy kikes from their comfy positions in the world, we could clean the streets of the niggers by gassing all the ghettos in this putrid city, and most of all we could put women back in their place, below men like us. Cause the deaths of countless innocents in selfish battle again and again and again until we're both dead! Is that what you want?"

You know...I'm starting to think Raimi had an agenda to push when I rewatched this movie recently. Don't know how I missed them back then.

We were all too young and the times were not as harsh... Raimi was trying to prepare us but we were too stupid to understand...

>I'm done trying to convince you that niggers are subhuman.

It wouldn't surprise me if Raimi was one of the people responsible for Stormfront.

He truly spoke the words of the prophet.

Inshallah

Sam was later found being beaten to a pulp by a gang of Jews backstage during the Saturn Awards.

He is a filthy coward. Probably browses stormfront/ Sup Forums to get new ideas for his films, the sick fuck.

Stop it

>Sorry I'm late! I had to beat this old fucking hag within an inch of her life so I could take these peaches
what the hell?

>Fucking dumb ass cunt, what the fuck were you thinking going out at night like that? Don't realize that this fetid den of a kike-run fucking roach motel called a "city" is overrun with every type of nigger you could imagine? You got your sand niggers, your hood niggers, rice niggers. Every flavor of NIGGER (Toby screams "nigger" here and it echoes throughout the alleyway, followed by a brief pause). What is it with entitled little whores like you, huh? Walking around strutting your tits an ass like you're anything more than meat to be fucked? You want to be fucked slut? Alright, I'll fuck you right now. Cum inside you too you fucking spoiled little cunt, we'll see you go out at night after this bitch. First you're gonna suck on my tongue you worthless little fucking skank.
Geez, this was a bit much here Raimi, couldn't have toned it down just a bit?

>the Jews took my company... and now they're trying to take America! They must be stopped!
Raimi really called out the Hollywood cabal in this film. You couldn't make this kind of movie today.

Kek

They were lemons actually, it's a real problem in America
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My sides.

>I finally got lucky in love when I met Rosie here. She was discussing T.S. Eliot, and I was discussing my plan to genetically engineer a virus capable of littering the streets of New York with the corpses of thousands of miserable, stinking negros! [laughs]
Was this really a necessary part of Doc Oc's characterisation, Raimi?

HEY WHAT THE FUCK

Is doorposting the successor to the baneposting mantle?

>Wanna guess what I saw on they way here? You'll never fucking guess. Never in a million fuckin' years man. Fuck. Alright so, I'm walking right, right through that little niggery patch right before 4th street, and this wobbly nigger comes sauntering up to me, limping and shit trying to pull a fuckin' pity party which we both know won't work on me because we both know how I got no god damn pity for monkey niggers. So this black son of a bitch has the audacity to walk up to me and ask for some fuckin' change, at least I think that's what it was, I can't understand that fucking chimp speak of theirs. He was gnawing on a piece of chicken when he asked too, fuckin' classic nigger. So I started to scare him right. Started to get in his face. I was goin' "Jigga Jigga Jigga BOO BOO" like a fuckin' train man, calling him a dumbass nigger and pretending to crack a whip at him, it was golden, pretty sure he started crying. So I finally got sick of looking at that pathetic shit-colored face of his and I shoved him as hard as I fuckin' could into the garbage. AND THIS NIGGER STARTS CHOKING ON HIS CHICKEN BONE AHAHAAHAHA. Can you believe that shit? I just stared at him with the biggest smile on my face as he tried to fuckin' breathe man, me mouthing the word nigger and throwing up the Nazi salute were the last things he saw before his nigger ape soul went to hell.
God damn, I get that the venom suit was making him evil and all that but this whole spiel really struck me as unneeded to express that, we had the rain drops sequence

>this thread

>Remember Peter, with great power comes great responsiblity. Heck, I learned that lesson back in 'Nam after I torched so many Charlies alive, they named a brand of boiled rice after me.

The early 2000s were a different time.

>What have I become, my sweetest friend

Is that James Franco?

Raimiposting confirmed best meme of 2016

>tfw someone remembers your pasta

*rice

Don't get smart with me, ya jew-loving cocksucker

What is this meme? When did it began?

It started as Spidey posting about the wrestling scene

>Remember Peter, with white power, comes great responsibility

I still don't fully understand why Raimi put this line in the film

Can you refresh my memory? What was the line said during that fight? I forgot.

>Nice suit, did your wife's son sew it for you?

>THE KIKES COULD HAVE MOVED TO MOZAMBIQUE INSTEAD OF PALESTINE

I take it Raimi wasn't a big fan of the Kissinger Plan?

bump

What did raimi say to start this meme?

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2:02 - 2:05 is what created the meme

BONESAW IS READEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ITs PASTA

MEANING COPYPASTED

>That's a cute outfit! Did your husband make it for you while you, trembling, took all 8 inches of his throbbing poz breeder cock. Did he knit it himself while he blew a thick wad of infected seed into your lower intestine. Did he sew the buttons on as a cascade of pearly chocolate milk came spluttering out of your ravaged innards. Could you feel his bugs swimming inside you, strong and potent? Could you feel them infecting you through the microcuts and tears in your rectal cavity. Oh how I love seeing a helpless neg boipucci cumslut take his first poz.

What was Raimi trying to tell us?

That he secretly likes to ride Ultimate Warrior

>Wow I'm black now! I guess I never knew my father and I'm always broke, so it looks like I was halfway there already!