Eternal /got/ general

Who /AryannaStark/

Azor Jon

>early thread
>when we're slow

Oh for fuck's sake

Azor Jon!

Would you rather

>got/+/asoiaf/ general

again?

>that guy that thinks GNC is real

ahahaha pathetic

Save your shitty thread for another time faggot, we're using this one for now

I enjoy seeing the eyes of whoever has my penor in their mouth

yes

>no Danny
>no Tyrion
>no Sandsnakes
>one of these Gary Su's has to kill the other
Give me ONE REASON to not be hyped as fuck for next week

cast him

You can spend a week with your favorite GoT waifu.
Who is she, and how do you make her fall in love with you?

Will the killing of the heirs to /Highgarden/ spark a new war?

what are wrong with those?

t. The guy that did those two

Time to powerlevel my sweet lads!

>Rhaegar vs Hound
>Robert vs Mountain
>Mountain vs Hound
>Ned vs Hound
>Ned vs Rhaegar
>Rhaegar vs Jaime
>Robert vs Jaime
>Robert vs Barristan
>Barristan vs Show Dayne
>Hound vs Oberyn

>It tells of a talking raven's mysterious visit to a distraught lover, tracing the man's slow fall into madness.
>tfw you realize that GRRM literally stole Poe's poem
>tfw Mad King got mad by three eyed crow

generic white guy #323534

>tfw no qt Jewish gf

Because its probably going to play how everyone expects it
>Some le epik speech
>Jon starts losing, wun wun or someone else dies
>LF shows up and fucks Ramsay army in the ass
>Maybe Rickon dies too

>maybe
That's confirmed.

stop spaming her here u jew she aint gonna be a thing

>>Rhaegar vs Hound

who else here /GrandStannisConspiracy/ here

>Rhaegar vs Hound

Rhaegar wasn't that good of an fighter. The Hound.

>Robert vs Mountain

Robert's main strategy was to quickly overpower his enemies, not gonna work on the Mountain.

>Mountain vs Hound

Eh. Gonna go with Hound on this one.

>Ned vs Hound

The Hound

>Ned vs Rhaegar

Probably Rhaegar

>Rhaegar vs Jaime

Jaime.

>Robert vs Jaime

In a battle? Robert. Fencing/dueling? Probably Jaime.

>Robert vs Barristan

Barristan

>Barristan vs Show Dayne

Dayne.

>Hound vs Oberyn

Oberyn.

:(

Show Dayne gets killed by everyone because of fucking TWO SWORDS meme.
Book Dayne kills everyone except maybe Robert.

here

OFFICIAL LIST OF ACCEPTED AND BORDERLINE NON-AUTISTIC SHITPOSTING AS PER KING ROBERT'S REQUEST

>/Highgarden/ posting
>Radmure posting
>Mace posting
>Lyanna Stark (Ozge/kaya/ashara-user all welcome)
>Kinvara posting
>FROM THE DUSTY MESA posting (for consistency)
>Cordelia Hill posting
>Bella Ramsay posting

ifyou dont see your name here, your memes are fucking cancer

>Rhaegar wasn't a good fighter
Nice meme.

Preston when?

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

that fake sansa in bravoos. pls post that pic ( you know which)

Why do people complain about frogfu poster posting same pictures but not you posting same 2 fucking webms of this ugly bitch?

This one?

PRESTON GODDAMN IT WHERE IS YOUR VIDEO

I NEED TO KNOW IF CHAD SURVIVED THE DOG ATTACK

Never. He finally snapped and killed himself.

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Smirkfu by becoming king and pounding dat ass until it bleeds and reminds her of her brother.

every single thread some kid posts her webms and pics ffs fuck off

i've seen this picture 10+ times and it still never fails to make me laugh

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because the frog is ugly and if you feel attraction to it you are probably a faggot

You only see Kinvara poster maybe 2 in every 5 threads

Once you see Frogfu poster you see him in every thread, with the same pictures with the same comebacks when you call her out for it

He wasn't. He is also noted as having been a meh lancer, and is strongly implied that he won the tourney of Harrenhal due to something strange.

There is no concrete evidence of him being a good swordsman tho.

frogfu

it's the tiny hand that gets me every time

FUCK OFF

people complain about all waifu faggots. Waifists ruin everything.

Lol case in point

He was known as a great lancer, he just hated competing

This reads like the post of a shitposter that wants validation for his shitposts and the other shitposters he likes.

Protip- all shitposting are posts that are shit.

You're shit.

Fuck off.

I have no waifus, and i would rather be just friends with my husbandos.

Who /zelda/ here?

Touché to the second sentence

>>/Highgarden/ posting
>shitposting
But I'm always on topic m'lord, I just wanna discuss King's Landing and Highgarden politics

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>nx exclusive
$400 GAME
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He is my favorite protagonist

it's on wiiu

Except that he beat Dayne twice, and Dayne was called the best knight of his generation. Besides that the dual at the trident was noted as "spectacular" and Robert was know also as one of the most capable warriors in westeros.

Here bro

>zelda isn't a woman

dropped hard

enslaving dragons when?

reeeeeeeeee

its not about sex its about spaming but there is no point in arguing whit a autismo horny jew kid so gg u won post it everywhere i dont give a fuck

Ded console

kek I just couldn't resist

I would LOVE IT if dabid made him bind a dragon by literally fucking one with his cock

But Ned literally got his ass whooped by Rhaegar in the flashback

Literally asking for it

>LEKRAKENMAN=D

kraken CGI when

kraken eating drogon when?

kraken destroying kings landing when?
gendry attacking winterfell with krakens that use their tentacles to walk across the land when?

>Except that he beat Dayne twice

No, he didn't beat Dayne twice. Not in swordfighting nor lancing. The fact that he beat Dayne at the journey of Harrenhal is one of the main reasons people suspect there was magic involved.

STANNIS IS LOVE. STANNIS IS LIFE. I WOULD GIVE UP MY LIFE FOR STANNIS ANY DAY. I WOULD DO ANYTHING HE ASKED ME. I WOULD GLADLY DIE KNOWING THAT I WOULD'VE DIED FOR MY KING. I LOVE STANNIS.

So whats the Geostradgey?

After Sansa & friends take back the North with the help of the Vale they have to secure their mutual border with the Riverlands, the most easily invadable land. Riverlands is undercontrol of the Lannisters and Freys, and there is plenty of hate there for war. Salsa and Sweet Robin also have plenty of Tully blood to make a good claim with edmure dies.

Down south, the land of the Dorne is boringly independent and kinda just waiting for an army that won't be coming cause the center is focus on Bernie Sanders plot. Do they just fuck off until that plots resolved?

Boring Mary Sue Dany takes back her shitty eastern city. Then what? I don't see her abandoning Essos and hoping on Yaras boat to Westeros. Though bald Eunuch might meet up with them since he's looking for westard bound boats.

And the Nights King is slowly slowly crawling South. There's that.

Whats going to happen next season kids? If your answer is bullshit, you'd be right.

what

victarion having both krakens and dragons on his side when?

What shitty thread?

I'm just calling autism as I see it

Rhaegar Dayne Dragon of the Morning

Stannis Baratheon is a fictional character created by American author George R.R. Martin.

2025 when TWOW is out

Eat a dick I post what I want

t. not the autist who spams her every thread

what's his problem ?

I'd spend a week with my Jammie's and make him fall in love with me by not being an old used up ugly monster and fuel his venture of revenge by telling him I want him to fuck me with his hands all wet with Stark blood. Maybe tell him I am his cousin or something too as he seems into that.

Is Link at least a trap in this one?

so whats book Euron like and what he can do?

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Shame she won't ever eat a dick because she is disgusting

Your taste is disgusting tbqh

thingken of sharia

next season littlefinger will open the warp gates and summon an army of aliens.
all of the houses have to unite with the night kings army to defeat them.

He's winning, he has no problems

>Arthur was the champion in the tournament in honor of Viserys's birth in 276 AC, defeating Prince Rhaegar Targaryen.[2] Arthur broke twelve lances against Rhaegar in the tourney at Storm's End, losing to the prince.[7] At the tourney at Harrenhal in 281 AC, he was defeated by Rhaegar once again.[8]
Sorry, friend.

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but user, that guy is right and is 100% NOT autistic

What's link? Also trap is an offensive term. No transwomen try to "trap" straight men.

Sansa.

By doing stuff with my tongue, being gentle at first and practicing affirmative consent

ollies mum of course fampai.
i would not slaughter her.

That says nothing about his skills as a fighter though, which was the question asked.

I want to spank her

>No transwomen try to "trap" straight men.
Hahahaha
sure they don't senpai