You've pissed off Anton Chigurh and he's coming to kill you...

You've pissed off Anton Chigurh and he's coming to kill you. The protagonist from the last movie you watched is your only defense.

How fucked are you?

That rabbit from Zootopia. I still have the 50/50 coin flip I guess.

Jay from It Follows.

Could try and get one last fuck I guess.

>One Hour Photo
unless Anton also happens to be one of those robots from Itchy and Scratchy land, I'm fucked

Citizen Kane.

Id say im okay. Living good, really.

They'll just magic him away. Woody Harelson will have another chance, I guess
Seriously, this movie was absolute dogshit. Star-studded cast, high ratings on IMDB, and it's absolute. fucking, dog. shit.

Raymond Babbitt. I think I'm kind of fucked.

>Michael Fassbender as Macbeth
Pretty solid

I just watched this so Anton v Anton

This is even worse.

the dude from Mononoke. Suck it Anton

John Grant from Wake in Fright. I'm screwed. Dude couldn't go on a bender...

>the 40 year old virgin

hilarity and yelling ensues

>your only defence is a guy who will literally hand you to Chigurh just to film what he does with you
Jesus christ you fucked up

Saw 6

Who even is the protagonist in it?

do I get HAL or Dave?

Jason Borne. It will be a helluva show no matter what.

XXXX from Layer Cake.

I'm le fucked.

>Bill Murray from Groundhog Day

RIP

King Arthur from Excalibur.

I like my chances.

>scooby doo

and I aint got no damn scoobie snax

>protagonist from last movie

who the fuck is that in XMen Apocalypse? Charles?

I think I'll be okay.

Could be worse

>Schultz brothers from Foxcatcher

Well, I mean, one is a weak minded nutcase and the other got shot dead by an old man, so I guess I'm pretty well fucked.

>it will be brought to me, and placed at my feet
>IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

I can't recall the last movie I watched, but I just finished season 3 of Peaky Blinders.

Chigurh would kill Thomas.

Sorry user, but you have Mystique saving your ass.

fucking kek

Shinji
So I guess they'll have some sort of gay experience and Shinji will be forced to kill him after he reveals his identity as the movie's antagonist

So he just restarts every day until he finally stops Anton?

Oh shit waddup!

Still not sure who'd win, but at least they'd both put up a fight.

I think I'll be fine.

>rambo in first blood
I'll be fine.

Normies love this kind of garbage.

Michael Shannon in Midnight Special.

How fucked am I?

Whew, I'm safe

Top kek

Considering the dude in The Guest was one of the lamest villains I've seen in a while, my vote would unequivocally go to good ol' Anton.

same

>you must live through the same horrifiying day where he hunts you down and the only thing you can do is learn tricks to avoid him to prolong him killing you, but he always will since he is a unstoppable evil.

>Del Toro in Sicario
I like my chances.

kinda useless, but she's survived other lunatics.

may have a problem

I'll be ok.

you forgot >pic related

unless Blunt is the main character, then I'm fucked for sure

the members of led zeppelin in a concert movie called celebration day

im sure jimmy page will brain him with his guitar while robert plant uses his vocal range to blow his balls

She's a mothafuckin' witch, she'll seduce Cigurh with hallucinations of [/spoiler]her dripping wet cunny[/spoiler] or the ultimate contract.

The last thing I watched was Cowboy Bebop. Does Spike count?

Just tell Page to cast some dark magic on his ass

You can pretend it is quicksilver-kun

Unsure?

>Warcraft
If we're assuming Durotan is the lead I'm fine.

Well,he's fucked

I think I'm safe.

lel

oh god

>with stage magic we can actually teleport people

uhhhhhhhh

>Midnight Special

Try to defeat literally Superman, fucker.

I watched warcaft. Any of protags would smash his head.

If only Anton was a woman.

Danny Ocean

not worried, he and his crew are gonna outmeme him

I WATCHED IT WITH MY MOM ON HER BIRTHDAY OKAY YOU FAGGOTS.

Oh man...

Commando...
I think I'll be fine.

Did u give her the D?

Steve Martin from Planes, Trains and Automobiles -- he'll just be super mean to Anton who will cry

wow am i fucked...

welp, I'm fucked

Philip Seymour Hoffman in A Most Wanted Man. do i get his spy team? they could smuggle me to safety

Yeah, but he could probably find a way to poke enough holes in Chigurh's fatalistic philosophy to make him change his mind.

Could Werner Herzog stop Anton?

I'll be fine.

sorry pal, just watched MoS

Great flick.

Oh fuck

Same.

>roadhouse

Mel Gibson in Mad Max.
I'll probably die but Mel will get vengeance

One Hundred Eyes from the Netflix Marco Polo short.

> kung fu warrior monk.

I like my chances.

I'll live. Probably won't even see Anton before his brains hit the ground.

Watched this one too most recently
I did have a giggle when they said that getting caught was part of their plan though

RIP Anton

>Chigurh walks in
>Matt Damon steps out
>Get some rest, man. You look tired
>BWREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What did i do to piss him off?

>

Anna Faris from "Smiley Face"

I'd die happy :3

The Three Caballeros
So...

>Drive

I'll be fine

lol get rekt Anton, you ded.

Tomas from Winter Light. I think he wants to die anyway so it doesn't make a difference

Is that how he got in the wheelchair?

the last thing I watched is Father Ted, I guess I'm fucked

>danny cobb
>world class expert in infiltrating minds

You were trying to grab his prize

>Kamen Rider Fourze

i think i win

>Glengarry Glen Ross

No protagonist. The characters cobtinue squabbling over who has the good leads while I get killed with that pressure tank hose bolt thingy.

>Andy Dufresne

I might be lucky, Ill always have hope, hell, Andy could send two letters per week to Anton.

>Warcraft

I guess I'm good.

I just watched X-Men Apocalypse, I'm not sure who's the Pro?