/got/+/asoiaf/ general

The Hedge Knight edition

Azor Jon

>he's back

Bradamante's gonna get triggered

I see Dunk spent a winter in Eleum Loyce

I like how she looks around all "look at these bitch ass niggas"

don't do this to me user thats too much nostalgia

>season 6 ends with a parallel shot of arya and dany sailing to westeros

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

First for Ser Duncan greatest knight in Westeros

well that's almost how season 4 ended with Tyrion and Arya heading to Essos

wouldn't put it past them

but i believe season 6 ends on a destructive note- the destruction of king's landing, and the falling of the Wall.

>the cast of Deadwood are at camp, showering Sandor with gifts and the songs of their people
>The Hound smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience
>a cry is heard in the distance
>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses
>we see Lady Stoneheart driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip
>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
>in the distance, peasant women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail
>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Stoneheart shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES"
>"Yes," cries Thoros, "R'hllor hungers!"
>Sandor looks on, his burned face grief-stricken
>"Many Faced God save us," the Hound whispers, "she's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"
>and who, are you...

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That's a frog helmet.

this fucking meme always gets me laffing for some reason

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Can they please just put GOT on hold for a few years, and give us DnE, by the time their done at least the TWOW would be out

Dunk the Lunk is no knight, he's a fraud who is responsible for Baelor Breakspear's death and the fall of the Targaryen Dynasty.

>tee hee hee hee

we're not done discussing this.....

OOOHHHH SHIT

Jack black?

Reminder that Preston is our boi, and if you don't like him you need to get back to westeros.org or /r/gameofthrones, or tumblr, or wherever.

who 2cool4/got/ and post exclusively in non general threads?

benjen is going to make a paste out of her and feed it to Bran

And the "most reddit post of the day" award goes to...

*drumroll*

Meaker killed Bealor and it was almost def, Bran or BR fault,
Dunk did nothing wrong!!'

I think she was just faking a laugh ftom being nervous.

only showfags do this

Only redditor normie fags like preston

(You)

Reddit hates Preston

Hedge knight in borrowed armor unsetting the king.... ring any bells frogfu lover?

Reminder that the Red Widow totally ditched her Lannister husband to track down Dunk and fuck him. I can see where Tywin/Tyrion/Jaime/Cersei got the cuckness from.

I think the shot in the trailer of him screaming with his sword out isn't during the battle at all but him running at Melly after finding out about Shireen
anyone else?

The things Preston has made up about this series are honestly sometimes more interesting than whats in the books.

reminder that Preston is literally Larry 2.0, in terms of what he is to /got/ as a youtuber cult icon

how many of you here post on freefolk and westeros

Dunk the BASED first of his name

The fuck's he gonna do though, really?

We know he's at the battle, so then what? Assuming he lives, he's going to kill Mel?

I mean I know the books aren't much of a guide anymore, but presumably she's able to detect that? The books say she always checks for threats to herself and is good at it.

Reminder that 85+% of /got/ doesn't know who larry is.

LEAKED

I hope we see The Mountain splitting some skulls in the next ep. I don't even care whose skulls at this point but it's a huge cocktease.

He's going to cry and report this to jon like the pathetic faggot he's

otaaaakuuu assssemble

;_;

He's practically writing a 'perpendicular' novel. A parallel novel is a novel featuring usually minor characters from an extant novel, following events either only alluded to or not featured at all in that novel, eg Peter Carey's Jack Maggs and Dickens' Great Expectations.

But Preston is writing a novel featuring all the same characters and events, but radically different meanings and motivations. At some point they'd diverge, but they're perfectly 'perpendicular' through books 1-5.

He should really just re-skin the characters and placenames and use his own ideas.

Reminder Stannis is both alive and the Rightful King of Westeros

This faggot's youtube channel is neither insightful nor entertaining. I'll never understand the appeal.

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thought that was a unicorn for a second

I want some Skagos shit already

we can have /asoiaf/ general around the year right?

+/asoiaf/
no
reported

except larry was actually based and preston is an autistic faggot

pic?

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The war was lost. The treaty signed. I was not cucked ...

we'll likely move to /lit/ or /tg/

I thought we are all showfags at this point

k don't watch then

>10 minutes with Ros
>1 hour with Mira
>1 day with Sansa actress
>1 week with Melisandre
>1 month with Margaery
>1 year with Missandei
>1 winter with Dany

which do you pick?

I see

no, mods delete that shit

>/tg/

How? Does the universe have a board game?

Who is Duncan?

cyvasse

prestonfags are quickly becoming more obnoxious than jonautists and stannisfags, hell you're even more obnoxious than the jonsa autist

>Mira

showfag, pls

my whole life with Walda Frey

1 winter with Dany

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>frog helm

Why would he wear a jousting helmet while traveling?

>move to /lit/

I do not foresee this working out.

she'll eat your supplies in the first hour

go to /lit/

oh wait

Dany she is forever horney af in her POV, no chance of unwanted kids

don't tell me what to do

1 week with melisandre

1 second with Stannis

m8 please I'm the one who makes those.

1 year with Missandei easily. I'd tour the Free Cities with her. She may be a slave, but she's educated, she's pretty and I'd get to be with her a long time.

>tfw no Cersei option

cyvasse

and outside of the universe, there are campaign and roleplay games.

But mostly /tg/ because /tg/ is the place for nerdy pop cultural niches, they have a Star Wars general and an Elder Scrolls general where they mostly discuss lore autistically

>mira
s m h

A whole winter breeding Dany, what more could be asked?

I don't mind some qt little khalesie gut

does least amount of time signify desirability? cus you got your shit all mixed up

Really? Thanks their usually pretty funny

>breeding
>dany

come on now

Whole winter with season 1/2 Dany.

/lit/ does have some pretty good ASOIAF related threads occasionally, but every time an eternal general has tried to go there it hasn't worked

basically we'd need a slow transition and not be too obvious that we're settling a general, and it would work

>implying I'm not a dragon

found the preston fag

Nth for this

margaery is the objectively correct answer

1 summer with jojo

El topo?

What kind of fucking stupid question is this? Either a year with Missandei or a Winter with Dany.

she's too busy reading her bible to get into bed with you

retard she's not actually brainwashed, didn't you watch the episode with the rose drawing?

What a pretentious peice of shit that was

Desire isn't necessary, only patience.

>he fell for something the audience isn't supposed to fall for

Preston is awesome. Only Chad Summerfags think otherwise.

1 day with sophie