Thy year is 2016

>Thy year is 2016
>Thy mortals here are not living deliciously
Explain thyselves...

Not enough butter.

meme movie

is this an epic Sup Forums meme? haha goats am I right guys? remember when goat tower was a funny thing ten years ago and then they made a game about goats and it was full of dank memes? haha

>2016
>falling for the delicious meme
Fuck off, Phil. You just want me to kiss your bootyhole.

Phillip's bootyhole has the taste of butter though.

Can we use this and phillip to make a meme somehow?

this is now a delicious thread.

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What a delicious pasta, Black Philip!

Bah bah ba h

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>Thomasin, I'm GOAT

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"Thy" means "your".
Your second thy is wrong.
Thou art simple.

Did anyone else turn this shit off 20 mins in.

There was zero scary scenes and I couldnt understand a fucking word they were saying.

It's okay, the world needs ditch diggers too.

I fugged a tranny, how's that for deliciously you fucking farm animal

I lasted about half way before I realized I did not give a single shit about the family or what happened to them

Another shitty film that fails to properly build characters

congratulations, you're morons

Did the dad cut a deal with the witch to save his farm from the blight?

No. Why would that be implied? It was stricken by the blight. And how would he have contact with the witch?

I've done that. Have you ever had an ostrich burger?

There's three things that make me think that the father knew more than he let on.
The first is that he forbade Caleb from going into the woods. Shouldn't he be learning how to hunt and forage at his age? Almost a man and he's forbidden from hunting? That's conspicuous.
The second is that Katherine says something sarcastic about her silver chalice and how it was taken by "the wolf". Implying she thinks that William was lying about the wolf that took Samuel. Furthermore, since we know that it was William who took the chalice and Katherine is likening the two, then it implies that the truth of the chalice is the same as the truth of Samuel's disappearance.
Lastly, when Katherine is dreaming/hallucinating at the end, we see the silver chalice returned before she sees Caleb and Samuel. The witch returns all the things that she took from Katherine. The chalice and the children together. That also implies that the chalice was traded to the witch, not Indians.
In either case, William traded something to the witch for something.

Fuck you Nig Phillipe stop being so smug

>film plays story and material completely straight
>people tie themselves in knots with retarded fanwank and theories about shit that doesn't even exist
It's like simplicity is dead now, and faggots are always demanding some kind of convoluted hidden narrative that isn't even fucking there

that last little monolgue the father did outside when praying to god and asking to spare his family was fucking amazing i wish i could find the clip of it, Ralph Ineson's voice is spectacular.