Oh don't mind me just got stabbed in my vital organs but just wrapping it up in some cloth healed me right up

oh don't mind me just got stabbed in my vital organs but just wrapping it up in some cloth healed me right up

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Faceless men can shapeshift.

>Assuming anatomy is identical in a fictional universe where little plant people and flying fire doggos exist.

Please be trolling.

nanomachines son

Well it obviously didn't pierce her intestines so you're left with a fleshwound.

Don't forget the soup and a good night's sleep.

She must have studied the Jim Carrey school of karate:

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Obviously she stabbed her between the fifth and sixth rib hitting a body cavity,

I wouldn't be surprised knowing d&d

that needs a pepe and wojak shoop

That is why people are pissed. It absolutely would have pierced her intestines or something else vital.

Surprised I haven't seen this yet.

no, it's actually difficult to pierce intestines (especially the clumsy way Waif did it) because they're rubbery and slippery.

this is how people 'miraculously' survive being stabbed dozens of times.

>*freeze frame*
>*record scratch*
>see that girl getting stabbed in the abdomen? That's me. If you wanna know how I got here we need to go back
>*rewind sounds *

No matter how you put it or how medically plausible her surviving the wounds is this is just fucking shitty writing.
>DABIT

MAGIC SOUP

>a girl is no one
>a no one cannot be killed

ib4 frogpost

Next episode she reveals her adamantium claws.

A river has no bacteria

The waif killed Arya and put her own face on the piller of faces

"Now a girl(the waif) is truly no one."
"No, I am(fully inhabiting the persona of) Arya Stark of Winterfell."

>waif-fags trying to cope

>all these dumb theories stil make MORE SENSE than what we got

Yeah and she cut her own face off too

Yeah. They're called the faceless men, not e face changing men.

this is so retarded that it's actually ingenius.

I want to work as a shill too, where can I send my resume? I'm an expert memester, I can be useful

>all this memeposting
>literally forgetting about the puppy milk

yeah like who you killed? nobody? XDDD

>people haven't been stabbed/sliced in the gut in GoT before
>their intestines and guts didn't spill out
nice try, and I could agree that it's technically possible, but from what we've seen already I would say nah bruv

puppy milk isn't real you dumbass how could she heal with something that is not real? btw did your precious papa milk save the actress? haha see how useful it is?

You showfags are disgusting, whatever happens can be fixed with some magic and pop milk, I mean what the fuck get a grip

As stupid as saying it's not abnormal for Sam not to lose weight at the wall unless he gets to pig on food there which I doubt.

I'm assuming that's the explanation that the showrunners will come up with as frankly nothing about it makes any sense. Daggers are an instant kill for everyone else but not a tiny girl.

>oh dont mind me just shitposting about the brotherhood being evil then shutting the fuck up when im proven wrong the next week

same things gonna happen with arya then all the autistics like OP will move on to the next autism bait.

you can milk a puppy and its delicious!

Poppy milk is absolutely real you fucking retard. What do you think Morphine, Opium, and Heroine are made from?

I don't watch game of thrones but the girl who is stabbing the other girl is cute

Should of stabby in the dick.
A girl has no dick.

you'd still have a significant chance of dying with immediate medical care in today's world after being stabbed 3 times in the gut with some good ol knife twisting added

that wound is a death sentence. funnily enough, arya and the hound have a scene where they come across somebody who got stabbed in the gut and the hound tells her "don't bother, he's a goner anyway" or something to that effect

poor man, he could've just had some stew and put some bandages and he would've been gucci next day

That's not how fantasy works. A mundane element in a fantasy story can't just break the rules, since we know how these things work. The whole point of magic is we don't know how it works, so therefore a dragon or something like that can exist. We know how bodies work, and there is nothing to indicate Arya has a magic or supernatural body.

will she be able to have kids?

>tfw no arya-gendry babies

They will probably forget that she was stabbed in the next episode and never mention it again.

I always serve my guests some fresh red rocket when they come over for lunch

>her only possible ally just happens to know how to treat knife wounds

>waif will never stab you in the bp with her 12 inch strapon

>mfw

Easy

I wish the consequences of violence were consistent on this show; Seasons 1 - 3, they (mostly) were. Seasons 5 & 6 were egregious, but even in Season 4 we start to see them lose the internal consistency. During the Mountain & Viper fight, Oberyn gets his teeth knocked out by the Mountain. Next episode, Jon Snow gets his head bashed into an anvil with nothing but superficial injuries. Why? Because he's the hero and doesn't get hurt until we need him to be hurt for the purposes of the plot. The whole artifice became really obvious in Season 4, the show lost its verisimilitude completely.

Surviving at first is plausible with some luck and DUDE ADRENALINE LAMO.

But that bath in the river is guaranteed infection even without a pierced GI tract.

The fucked thing is that next ep she will be le noone arya girl as if nothing happened and will do some fucking parkour too

First Aid nigga haven't you ever played WoW

God Maisie Williams is one ugly duckling.

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY GOBLINFU

i agree

another thing I noticed but can't really explain is the stakes of violence have changed alot, the first season showed the stark family and some violence and killings. Knives and swords had a real heavy feeling, it felt like a knife at Ned's throat was a huge huge deal and someone pulling a sword would be a big deal in the kingdoms. After something happened I was like HOLY SHIT he actually pulled a knife at Ned's throat, HOLY SHIT the knife actually went through Ned's leg. Then in the second season we had more close ups with Stannis etc and the show felt real and grounded.

Now its like lol dude a whole army attacking a massive pyramid awesome like a whole army of boats firing fireballs at the pyramid. How can people like Arthur dayne and Lamie lannister be legendary fighters whenever some niggas literally have missiles and bombs, its so stupid. There are so many sword swings and shit in every scene that its just so boring.

> out here in the fields starts playing

fucking honestly

kill yourself

Maybe she just pulled it off?

They wanted the capeshit audience and they got it.

>implying she doesn't have a magic body

>I usually stab my boyfriends so I know how to treat it :^)

I fucking hate this show

>Arya. the girl who couldn't kill anyone who was told to kill, comes back after killing her only classmate, holding Needle, the sword that Jaquen told her to drop to become no one.
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>"Finally a girl is no one."

This
In the /got/ universe men are weak, like Ellaria said in the first episode. That's the reason Doran, Roose and Areo were instakilled by a single stab and the noble and hot dothraki Karl Dragon died from an infected wound
Girls like Arya instead have regeneration abilities and can't get an infection

Season 1
>Drogo gets small scrape on his pec
>falls into coma from infection

Season 6
>Arya takes deep twisting dagger stab to the guts
>will be totally okay just needs to walk it off

You don't understand she fell into the sewers. She was cured by GoT E.Coli which OBVIOUSLY has healing properties

And the other followers of that gay god of many memes are going to be just ok with Arya leaving?

I mean, arent they a pro people killing organization?
Has any other follower appeared apart from Smirk and the other dude?

Why are people making THIS much of a deal about the Arya shit when "build me 1,000 ships" got a small response at best.

It's still within the realm of possibility for someone to survive that many stab wounds, humans have survived some pretty incredible things in the past.

Why do people always refuse milk of the poppy? Maester Lewin did too.

BRAVO DABID

Dulls your senses. For Arya she wanted to remain alert, for Lewin he just wanted it to end, he knew there was no saving him.

Euron will cuck Dario hard

But how can you cuck... Yourself?

maybe it was all a bad dream and she's actually still sleeping in the cave where she blew out the candle a the end of episode 6?????

I bet they felt incredibly clever for avoiding the good old "I grew up with three brothers"

if you dont cuck yourself they win

why the fuck did they direct it like this?

gore porn?

That would actually be amusing as fuck

The wrong kind of amusing, but better than the heading the storyline is gonna take.

daily reminder that soups are more lethal than swords

>stannis sends a magical shadow avatar to kill his brother
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

>arya suffers brutal knife attack which miraculously misses any vital organs
aww man wtf so unrealistic 2strong2independant4me

>I am that bitch that wants to kill arya but I wont killer her while she's sleeping I am going to allow her run away and when she can't run anymore I am going to move as slowly as possible so she can get in her hideout where the only light is a candle since I just closed the door for some reason

ok

most people would be okay if someone waved a magic wand at arya and that did it. it just didn't happen.

I can't even take this shit seriously anymore

it is possible, but it is shit storytelling to make it seem as though the natural and the supernatural are separate things and this is mostly a normal world like ours, then to suddenly break this rule and go "LOL MAGIC" as an excuse

D&D plays a lot of farcry

I wonder if they thought Arya would grow up to be semi-cute, she certainly was in those early shots of her in a forest posing with Needle.

Then the bong genes fully activated, not even Sansa was safe.

it was a short blade

Finally some logic

This shit is fake...If someone stabberd her irl, they'd go ahead and feel her boobs too.

how does this show keep getting worse. i didn't think it was possible. they just want it to be over with.

she was in bed sleeping for days maybe weeks

'cause we haven't seen him pull it off yet

maybe we'll get lucky and the next time we see him he'll be grinding his teeth in his solar while some bannerman goes "well we cut down all 25 of the trees left on the island and made you 3/4 of a longship. Nobody will sell us wood because they know we'll use it to make ships to fuck them up. Any other ideas milord?"

we can only hope

Medfag here
Just coming in to say you are fucking retarded
don't breed.

And the wound reopened, not to mention the amount of stress she was putting on her body running and the combination of bacteria surrounding the city itself. Honestly, she should be dead and any 1st year resident won't argue that but the fact it's a TV show makes anything possible.

"And what do we say to the god of death?"

*snikt*

"Not today, bub."

Read the books
Starks are actually resistent to infections and the such

Medfag, we're not saying it's ok or acceptable to stab someone in the intestines bro

Even without that wound she got totally rekt. Now with that wound she should be totally unable to move. Much less cutting that fucking candle which would do nothing. For one, other girly was too close to suddenly not know where to fucking stab. Also, it would take some time before light would go out. If it even would go out. Candle should roll flat on face for it to happen. Unlikely.

A fleshwound immediately filled with medieval sewage water as she jumps in the canal

>implying stabbing someone in the gut will kill them

When people get stabbed 37 times in prison and live, guess where they got stabbed? The belly and ass can be punctured until they're Swiss cheese. It won't kill you if you get medical attention. Bleeding out it usually your biggest concern.

EASY