The Last Blockbuster

Probably late to the party on this one, but it turns out that there's one Blockbuster left and they started a Twitter account.
twitter.com/loneblockbuster?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

kek at those tweets

Y-you know it's a joke account, right?

Who gives a shit at this point. Wikipedia said there are 19 stores left in the US.
I think Hastings is better.

There are video rental places all around me still. They get by by having a massive backroom for porn

>that feel when

>Rent Zoolander in 2005
>Never take it back

Call the cops, I don't give a fuck.

That seems like the very last thing i'd want to actually buy in public now that I can just do it online at home.

Old people are bad at the internet bro

They're also bad st erections

Boomers still rent/buy DVDs for porn if you can believe it.

There are still blockbusters m8

USA is not the wolrd you know, right matey?

No one cares about Blockbusters in third world shitholes that can't afford the internet.

Now that I have a bit of income, I go around every 3 months to the videostore and grab a couple of porn dvds from the bargain bin (5 bucks is my limit).

I really don't know why I do it, that money could be spent/saved in so much better ways and my jack-off sesions through imagination/memories are great.. But if I had to guess, the reasons are:

-The "thrill" of oogling raunchy titles live and literally purchasing degeneracy for my adult contempt. It's also like buying a toy capsule, where you don't what kind of thing you could get (don't trust the covers, I learnt the hard way)
-Too much income/free time, not enough money management or shame for that matter. (also too stingy to spend more dough in a prostitute)
-Don't want my computer clogged with adware from visiting weird porn sites
-tfw no gf

Next time I get the urge to go to the porn videoshop, I'll donate that money to some charity.

Some people like to watch the full length porn scenes instead of the half length versions they put online

did you use your real name/information? Back in the day when I was a manager, people needed to give a valid credit card number for people like you. My job in the morning was leaving messages that if payment was not issued it would fuck up your credit

that shit lasts for years

>canada
>third world

k

>there are people in this world that actually watch the first 10 minutes of dialogue and plots before they fuck
strange

It's not hot unless you understand the context of the scene and why they're having sex

there's one right next to where I work, independently owned I believe

>we don't have a ladder

Fucking borrow one..

Not Blockbuster but any Ausbros know Video Ezy, their main competitor here. There are literally 3 Video Ezy's in my town within 20 minutes walk from each other.

It makes the scene 10x hotter when they build up the plot of a little sister blackmailing her brother into fucking her. Otherwise it's just pornstars fucking because they're getting paid which is boring.

Degenerate

>Congo is half off all week in honor of that gorilla that got shot.

>-Don't want my computer clogged with adware from visiting weird porn sites
This hasn't been a problem for over a decade. Porn sites are large, reputable companies now (see Pornhub, Brazzer, and the like).

I'm pretty sure I still have one of these in my town.

oh haha I get it, only one blockbuster left because its so old right, hah-ha

>and they started a Twitter account.

Not even a snapchat. Goddammit Blockbuster decisions like this is why there's only one of you left.

>Blockbuster
I must go there and get three movies, a game, and a box of Lemonheads.
Well, shit.

kek. spot on

burger shits seriously think block busters don't exist in other countries

the 2 near me closed down for fast food places

I have a copy of beetlejuice from blockbuster. Why couldn't I have stolen a better movie fuck.

>"reputable"