Eternal /got/ general

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AZOR JON

stannis

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I wish I was as important as Bradamante.

Dude gets mentioned by name on every thread, on an anonymous image board. How fucking cool is that?

>no Jonsa in OP
shit thread t b h

Reminder that Catelyn is narrating the TOJ scene in episode 10

For Rickon

PROMISE ME, ME

Reminder stannis is alive and currently spending his time with one of the northern clans.

>turn on TV
>see frogfu gag and cry dressed like a maid
I'll take that as a sign.

He's a fucking annoying cunt desu

>Expert
>Some redditor claiming to be a medical professional

Even sadder that this is what counts for journalism these days.

"And now it begins" - /Highgarden/ master plan

after the wildfire

You what now

>"FOOTHA DOOZ ET ENDZ?"

>"YEZETENZZZZ"

>"Time to go"

>"FOOKYA YA BUS COONT WOOTZ IN DET TOWAH?"

from: deleted scene

for what purpose

Do we love our Meera posters? :3

no

WOSSAMEAN

Literally what

First for Baelish getting killed by Salsa ala Cersei style

Remember guys: Girrrrll Powerrrr

Preston

use a tripfag and be as annoying and baiter as he is, also shitpost all day long every day on /got/ for more than a year , and one day people will say your tripcode too

yes

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

Yes. Keep posting.

No you're overdoing it today.

Isn't wildfire supposed to be so clingy and burn so hot that it would leave no trace? I doubt even this much of the throne room would be standing if it was wildfire

>this season

BOBBY B ROYALE DECREE UPDATE WHEN?

No idea but it was leaked by the same guy who leaked that jon returns in episode 2 and that hold the door happens in episode 5

Reminder that Salsa has to marry Baelish in return for him getting her the vale support, and gets to put his littlefinger in her every night.

One true bog devil

>this season

It's been a fucking disaster.

boar accident

What did she mean by this

Bradamante pls stop

terrible shoop

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Why is everyone so bad at keeping secrets in GoT?

EVERYONE knows not to trust Littlefinger
EVERYONE knows Loras and Renly were gay
EVERYONE knows Cersei and Jaime were fucking
EVERYONE knows Ramsay killed his dad

OUT OF THE WAY, BRAAVOSI FUCKING SHITS

That she's crazier than Azula

What's the worst possible thing D&D can still do this season?

Is he actually ever going to do something worthwhile or is he just going to fart about King's Landing for the rest of his days, the big Summer Island pussy?

(farts)

bruh that is solid rock, nothing can fully destroy that

Who?

>yfw Jon solos the bolton army

Reminder that Salsa will doublecross Littledick and refuse to marry him after he helps win Winterfell

not to mention EVERYONE KNOWS JON SNOW DIED AND IS RESURRECTED, AND THEY'RE COOL WITH THAT

that is the only explanation as to why they're okay with the lord commander of the night's watch abandoning his post to fight a war...that, or they just don't care. which is awful storytelling

Literally who?

literally who?

Bend the knee for Stannis, rightful husbando and protector of /got/

rip waiffu

>I posted it again XD

Can someone post the 'approved /got/ memes as per King robert's decree'?

>Play Aegon I
>Conquer Westeros myself, get nicknamed "The Hammer of the Eyrie" because of the assraping I gave the Vale.
>Don't convert to the Faith of the Seven and keep the dynasty full on wincest
>Launch a conquest to take Yi-Ti
>War lasts about 20 fucking years, literally have to face armies 100k strong.
>Become Emperor of Yi-Ti
>Give my 2nd oldest son Yi-Ti to rule as my vassal and keep the slant eyes in check under a Targaryen.

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Whats the next step in Hoegardens master plan?

Well he died, fulfilling his contract to the night's watch, and then he killed the leaders of his opposition before departing

Next episode is 55 minutes of Dany, Tyrion, and Missworm chatting and joking around while they look out a window the audience cannot see.

They occasionally interject their bantz with exclamations of "WOW" "Did you see that ship get destroyed?" "Your dragons are incredible" etc. before a messenger comes in, explaining that Jon Snow, The Prince Who Was Promised, won a victory over world-renowned villain Ramsay Bolton in the North.

Dany gasps and makes a 3 minute speech explaining her intention to go help her cousin Jon Stargaryen before the episode ends with Tyrion remarking that Grey Worm has no cock.

What happens if Cersei publicly declares that Tommen is an incest bastard? Who would get the throne then?

Shoop this onto an old grandma advertising sex with mature women. That's literally the Queen's face in bed.

>Varys is a secret Targ sympathizer who wears clothes that resemble dragon scales

D E E P A S F U C K
E
E
P

Reminder that Salsa's not smart enough for that. She has to fuck an old man for a few years, then after giving birth to some sons gets her throat cut.

wrong board

crashing my dick

How would everyome know that? They weren't there. They probably just think it was an elaborate chuckle by the NW

what game is this? been wanting to get into grand strategies lately.

>Targ

What is this from?!

everyone who? the viewers?

A tv show called Game of Thrones you fucking retard.

Teaming up with Varys and the Dornish army and crushing the Faith and the Lannisters with no survivors

>season 1
>every was scared shitless of the targs coming back with a dothraki army

>season 2
>nobody gives a shit about the targs outside of the greyjoys, despite having all the dothraki, unsullied, and second sons armries, along with 3 dragons.

S2 finale

OFFICIAL LIST OF ACCEPTED AND BORDERLINE NON-AUTISTIC SHITPOSTING AS PER KING ROBERT'S REQUEST

>/Highgarden/ posting
>Radmure posting
>Mace posting
>Lyanna Stark (Ozge/kaya/ashara-user all welcome)
>Stannis posting
>Jon posting
>Preston posting
>Bran the God posting

ifyou dont see your name here, your memes are fucking cancer

How new are you.
ck2 posting on /got/ has been a thing for years.
Crusader kings 2

This is Hollywood speak for

>"LOL I HATE YOU I HATE YOU LOLOL!!"

>"LOL I CAN'T FUCKING STAND YOU EITHER LOLOL!!"

>"OMG OMG OMG FUCK YOUR MOTHER LOL"

which organ are you using while watching this? your asshole?

>ck2 posting on /got/ has been a thing for years.
Lol no

Only one autist posts about it, and that autist is you

Now fuck off back to Sup Forums

Littlefinger always dicks Sansa in my A Game of Thrones mod games for Crusader Kings II. It is known.

*season 6

It's common knowledge across the realm that Renly and Loras were gay even though apparently being gay is a crime punishable by death.

Umber and the Northern lords are very happy to hear that Ramsay is an insane kinslayer. What better man to defend them against zombie Jon Snow?

noone cares about targs after tywin died

What's Bran the God?

Source of .webm?

kyo

>EVERYONE knows not to trust Littlefinger
Starks apparently don't
>EVERYONE knows Cersei and Jaime were fucking
Stannis told literally everyone.

Eunuch = Targaryan Support
CIA = Stark Support
(Fart) = Lannister Support
Like ancient pottery

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why did she lean in to kiss then

No, Renly straight up says that everyone in King's Landing knows not to trust Littlefinger.
Several characters that didn't know in the book mysteriously found out that Loras and Renly were gay when that was so vague and hidden in the books that readers didn't even immediately know. The Umbers didn't just instantly know how Roose died but they were okay with it.

why are you here if you are not watching the show?

:^)

Based Jon's birthplace thread, thank you OP. And thank you Jonbro.

I love how she instinctively goes in for the kill. Seems like a really fun people to hang out with. Probably an excellent wingman and hopefully a pityfuck after I fail again ;_;

More Dany and her Mary Sue powers

Is there a more useless house?