Female Ocean's 11

Cast so far

>Sandra Bullock
>Cate Blanchett
>Elizabeth Banks
>Helena Bonham Carter
>Mindy Kaling

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Imagine the cinema showers on faggot Tuesday when this flick is at half time

You can all sleep well knowing Jennifer Lawrence is not involved.

Hallelujah-chorus.mp3

>women cast comes up with a clever way to steal
so they just marry and divorce rich guys?

these female remakes need to stop

no one wants to see this

female Rambo when?

These types of things encourage theater shootings

SO Excited!!

>all those female cops

Please kill me.

>>Cate Blanchett
respect status: permanently lost

Why is Canada so based

desu the lineup is pretty darn good with the exception of Kaling. i dont know what type of film they're going with here but throw in Jodie Foster and they're golden. It would only work with Jodie if the movie was less of a quip fest and more of a serious heist movie though.

Sauce?

this man disgusts me, gays werent even persecuted that much and even then they were nver in north america.

this guy is like 200 years late to a party and hes trying to take credit for being liberal. nobody gives a shit about gays and nobody knew about or cared about them in the past, sure some guy was probably thrown in a cell once but get the fuck over it.

bc we aren't afraid of "labels"

women are not charismatic or logical enough to pull of a heist. watch the 2 brothers who are bro tier get replaced with 2 whiny cunts who actually hate eachother because that's how much women understand about relationships.

the problem is, women are only useful as a honeypot. when the women are all old and ugly, I'm not sure what kind of "heist" they could pull off, other than maybe from a fertility clinic

The only way they could make that worse is by throwing in fucking Julia Roberts. I don't even care that it's women, it's just an awful cast.

Here, I recast the Female Ocean's 11 into something that would actually make money. You need to mix old and young famous actresses with different personalities into a slick film about pulling off a heist.

>Milla Jovovich as the leader Dani Ocean
>Anglelia Jolie as the best friend (Brad Pitt's character)
>Michelle Rodriguez because she's bad ass and has worked with Milla before
>Scarlett Johanson because of Avengers fame
>Halle Barry as token black chick
>Lucy Liu as token Asian (Jet Li)
>Emma Watson
>Emma Stone as young pitpocket (Matt Damon)
>Emila Clarke as token Brit and brings in Game of Thrones fans

Tell me you wouldn't watch with this cast. Emma Watson and Halle Barry can be replaced.

I can't wait for all the scenes of these old bitches getting young hot dick bc that's totally what would happen, nobody would consider them spinsters

agreed, wasnt that against it until her. She's trash

John Mulaney is going to be so pissed

I was on board until you said Emma Watson can be replaced

they will replace banter with literal hatred just watch

Watson is the weak link, otherwise this is a fantastic cast for this type of movie

I said she CAN be replaced, because as said, she doesn't quite fit in.

A large group of females who are friends

>Cater to SJWs
>Sales drop

LOL

It's a proven fact SJWs don't even support their own bullshit. They just want to whine.

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if you include a trailer with Emma doing sexy things, you immediately get the male crowd, if you're into money

Whatever. All I want to know is if Soderberg is involved.

Otherwise why bother.

MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPOLINE AT THE ZOO

WE WASHED OURSELVES IN EARL'S BLOOD
AND ALL THE MONGRELS TOO
AND NOW WE'LL TAKE THE CRAB SHACK DOWN
STEW BY STEW BY STEW
RANDY MARCHES ON!

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>Ocean's Ocho

>fixed

>lesbian scene with emma watson and Michelle Rodriguez