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Azor Jon!

Azor Varys!

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS

Other thread is fanart, triggers my bradamante sense.

Rightful thread.

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>two threads

HERE WE GO

nth for Littlefinger winning again.

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>Bastard, what is your name?
>My name is Jon Stark, former Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, heir to Winterfell, loyal servant to the true King, Stannis Baratheon and the true King in the North, Robb Stark. Son to a murdered father, brother to murdered brothers. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

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What happened to game of bros??

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>heir to Winterfell
He's a bastard.

how come edmure is such a little bitch? i thought he was supposed to be rad

>tfw you'll never serve as a male concubine in the name of R'hllor

Can you at least spell your name right
please

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Offscreen deaths pre-season 6
Bobby B
Lysa

Offscreen death in season 6, by episode 8
Bloodraven
Blackfish
Waif
Hodor
Fat Walda
All of the Khals

What gives?.

Who?

Hard to be rad when you're a prisoner

not only that, but:

>Bran is alive
>Rickon is alive
>Sansa is alive
>Arya is alive
>Benjen died, and therefore has been released from his vows the same way Jon has

jon is literally at the end of Stark inheritance, maybe only just has a better claim than Sansa.

>While bastardbowl hits its climax this son of a bitch destroys the wall
How fucking hype would you be

he was. He saved his house while Blackfish would of gotten them all killed

Not like it's not obvious he's going to take the Stark name in episode 10.

Robb had it written in his will to legitimize him supposedly anyway.

Always attracted to big things.

BUILD IT

What's a worse place than reddit which I can ask you to fuck off to? Facebook?

Sansa aged like milk

For Rickon

>Edmure relinquishes the castle just because Jaime released him

am I missing something?

>stark

You're a snow bastid and you'll always be a snow.

>lysa
>off screen death

That's a lie, Sansa has almost never looked better than she does this season and in season 5 after that "rape"

robb didn't have a will in the show, since he fully believed that Talisa and him were gonna have a son. His child would have been his heir

it was also never confirmed that he named Jon as his heir in the books.

>Wanting to fuck old women

I really appreciated the scene with Davos telling lyanna "lets just hope that theyre half as ferocious as milady" and lyanna smiles while jon and (especially) sansa was disappointed

I would, but I've already established myself with this name. By the time I realised my error, it was already too late.

I dunno what the deal was with 2015 Sophie Turner, since now she's pretty smokin' again. I think last year she might have been hitting the bottle a little too hard and slagging it up too many nights

YOU JUST KNOW

you never see her hit the bottom :)

Who the fuck cares?

I find that statement hard to swallow

>it was also never confirmed that he named Jon as his heir in the books.

the conversation between robb and catelyn is entirely about naming jon his heir

didnt lysa get thrown down the moondoor and bobby b death was kinda implied anyway?

You'd think it would make Sansa finally want to nut the fuck up, but no.

Sansa doesn't

>established
you aren't using a trip you stupid fucking mongoloid

how come melisandre isn't helping jon recruit people

how come melisandre doesn't make a shadow baby to kill ramsay

how come benjen doesn't go south of the wall?

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Sansa aged like milk

Edmure relinquished the castle because Jaime threatened to murder his son

Doesn't matter

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Based

You can't stop my epin memes bro.

Too tall to be a waifu

It's because the room is dark

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I'm retarded

>best sansa
lel, you are wrong. best sansa is here

Thank you for your service.

He gave up the castle because Jaime was going to slaughter everyone inside otherwise.

Why are British people so ugly?

Honestly, the sneak peak just needs bagpipes and you have brave heart

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>how come melisandre isn't helping jon recruit people

She's a foreign priestess for a foreign god. The North mostly follows the Old Gods, her god is the wrong god in their pov.

>how come melisandre doesn't make a shadow baby to kill ramsay

Guess Jon doesn't count as having king's blood as far as Melly is concerned. Only shares blood through Ned but it was Robb who was king, not Ned and Robb's dead and his kingdom no more.

>how come benjen doesn't go south of the wall?

Wall blocks wights no matter what. Benjen is a wight, he's technically even being animated by the Walker's/Other's magic, the shard of dragonglass just keeps the Night King from outright controlling him

who would be the ruler of westeros:

Daenerys Targaryen
Sansas Stark
Cersei Lannister
Margaery Tyrell
Asha/Yara Greyjoy
Meerra Reed

nth for T-1000

she was never pretty

looks like a bloated doll

We make the ugly ones famous so no foreigners want to come here to take our attractive ones

>finish ASoS' 80 chapters in a few weeks
>start AFFC
>only 45 chaptersa

THAT FAT JEW

you're both wrong, this is best salsa

Anglo genes

>yfw House Dayne's words are "Dawn Brings Light" because Dawn is literally Lightbringer
>yfw A+L=J
>yfw Jon claims Dawn and destroys the Night's King.

SANSA AGED LIKE MILK

Can we take a moment to address the sansa hate? It seems a bit unfounded, in a place that criticises almost every single woman character for being a feminist 'girl power' caricature, but then shitting on Sansa for acting like what she is, a woman raised in royalty that was sheltered and protected who, due to circumstances, now requires to learn the game of thrones. She's the best written woman character that's still alive. Debate me

No one.

No, it's cause she was damaged and crying, desperate, wearing that nightgown and her hair was all messed up and that all makes her look ultra fuckable, and she has nice lips to be honest.

Pedo please go

>yfw Dawn doesn't exist in the show

THIS
H
I
S

You just know this will happen. Poetry.

she's not no one, she's Arya of House Stark

Who /stannis/ here?

America, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Northern Ireland... they're everywhere!

it all started after stannis so i dont know what D&D are trying to do

>The bruises weren't makeup dept. They were actual bruises from the previous night when Turner had a 3 way with some chav boys.

>"I just said 'hey, we can just use these!' showing off my real bruises," said Sophie in an interview with TMZ. "I kinda just laughed it off, but everyone in the room didn't get the humour!"

I love when Sophie gives interviews. It always shows how dark she is.

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What? He's just going to pop on down to Dorne and grab Dawn in between all the battles?

Are you implying she's gonna die giving birth to Ramsay's rape baby?

I STILL BELIEVE

In books or show?

we've been over this.
Dayne is wielding Dawn, it's just not the book description

Damn Aiden is stll handsome as fuck

>Oh wait, i don't care.

what the fuck was her problem?

what if Shireen's burning allowed Stannis to transfer his soul into Snow's body

Both

Not me, I'm more of a Varys kind of guy

Nah.