This is a publicity stunt for a movie, right?
Loki and Taylor Swift
i'm convinced love doesn't exist
I guess she finished eating Calvin Harris' soul. Hiddleston is next,
why is she such a slut, bros?
more pics? doesn't really look like her.
I literally do not care in the slightest bit
What kind of dumb fuck do you have to be to get in bed with this succubus whore?
>to get in bed
She doesn't put out that's why everybody dumps her ass
wow he is way out of her league, she is a trashy slut
Your waifu has been creampied by multiple men
She is a bigger whore than all the kardashians combined
>She doesn't put out
Because she's gay.
BONGED
Didn't she say that jumping from one relationship to another was a bad thing? Guess she's desperate at this point.
It's all an act to hide the fact that she's a raging lesbian.
Doesn't look like her at all
Clever headline honestly
Let me rephrase that: It takes a lot of effort and dating and brunches and whatever stupid shit millennials do these days for her to put out, that's why everybody dumps her ass.
it's literally been confirmed as her you dumb stupid faggot cunts how about you read a book
Pretty clever headline 2bh
Why won't any guys treat her right? She is a pure hearted virgin who probably just wants to get married and have kids. The PROBLEM is modern men are boys who can't commit. I hope Tom is better, it is the least she deserves.
doesn't fit my headcanon
The Sun are chock full of witty headlines.
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Sup Forums is wrong again! Sup Forums said she would fuck a black guy and she isn't!
Maybe she believed Sup Forums about Idris Elba being Bond and asked her management to fuck Bond and this is what happened.
When are one of her countless exes going to release a sex tape in anger? I need to see Tay Tay worship then get creampied by a cock.
How long before she goes black
Taylor showing off her britbong genes in this picture. Look at that weak jaw line.
Taylor Hanson > Taylor Swift
/Reddit headlines/
You know how I know?
Because some other Redditor reposted this shot already.
There's literally no reason to be that mean.
>Taylor Swift is secretly gay
>Tom Hiddlestone is secretly gay
lol they are both each other's beard.
Source for gayness: blind items
He grew up to be pretty handsome 2bh
She seems like the type to make you leave your phone in the other room before she puts your dick in her mouth.
>yfw you realise Taylor will never sit with her head on your shoulder as your stair out to sea together
Why even live bros?
Dating Taylor Swift is like asking to get JUSTed
Do you really blame women who do that? The amount of revenge porn out there is really sad.
you shouldnt read tabloids
She is literally the Stacy meme from /r9k/, jumping from one Chad to another without even a rest.
>this is America's greatest role model
>cheats on a chad with another chad
>is seen publicly with that chad only 2 weeks after breakup
100% fake beard relationship
loki is a known fag
its all PR
CALVIN HARRIS BOUT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF LOKI
you've found your bond girl
I think I'd be quite insulted if my non-existent girlfriend didn't trust me enough to keep my non-existent mobile phone in the same room.
Tom is only 35? I honestly thought he was in his forties.
Also, Taylor is a serial monogamist, but has a higher mileage then most sluts out there. She must've had at least two dozen romantic partners during the last 10 years or so.
Wait, Isn't she a lesfriend?
I thought she was finally going to jump inside Cara's AMphibious Muffdiving Hype Train
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true
She doesn't mess about does she?
She seriously looks like a man on that photo.
>Can barely even see her
>dude she looks like a man
Once she said "I love you"/ "I really like you, you're special" to 22 guys what is the fun, really?
You can see a fair bit of her face and her profile looks like a metrosexual
>Harry Styles
>Calvin Harris
>Tom Hiddleston
That's a lot of consecutive Bongs. Can't wait for my turn, lads.
Wanna know how I know you're autistic?
>implying she won't go for a British Muslim next.
Or maybe Doctor Who?
Beard
Beard
Beard
bc you're a cuck/jaded whore?
>Some DJ bro beating up James Bond
Not likely.
Taylor is gay for Karlie
that look in her eye, you know KNOW
Nah, I'm pretty sure her next boyfriend will be an overweight 23 year old STEM graduate who still lives with his parents.
Lmao insaitiable slut
check how tall calvin harris is
So what?
Why do celebs, like the major AAA celebs, only ever date other celebrities?
Why do they so seldom settle down with a quiet non-famous person who isn't out for PR benefits?
considering you created another thread you fucking tell me
Wat an actual slut
Because its publicity, also they think only another famous person can understand them
Celebs have the same status among other celebs. Tom Brady would still like to take a selfie with Ronaldo for example
celebs all go to exclusive parties and shit
they're human, they obviously hit it off and start fucking especially when celeb dating a celeb, they're both accustomed to the life of Hollywood, paparazzi etc.
normie regular people get stressed out when they date celebs.
It weren't me blud, 'twas an impostor
>CUTE
>A CUTE
Lmao she's gets past around like a bong.
>Ay man u want to hit taylor swift?
>i dunno she seems a bit immature
>cmon its fun, she'll write a song about afterwards and everything
>alright then gimme some of that
that part is weird to me, if she was at least a filthy slut dressed like a whore, enjoying DPs and several dudes spitroasting her and cumming all over it'd be fine
but she still keeps the fake classy virginal (in a boring way) aspects
HOW MANY FROGS WILL SHE HAVE TO KISS BEFORE SHE FINDS HER PRINCE? IT'S SO SAD :*(
Never
DELETE THIS
This, but in various British accents.
>getting passed around like a bong, by the Bongs
Damn the guitar guy looks like absolute shit.
>tfw you are slowly losing your attraction to taylor
so this is how her career fades
either she comes out as a lessie and gets JUSTed like ellen page
or shes labelled the industry slut that gets thrown out cause no one wants sloppy seconds
Love exist between men.
Unironically no homo. The Greeks were right (and not the homo rewriting of history way) : hoes for sex, bros for love.
>Free £2 BET!
Do Britbongs literally bet all the time?
When I was there last summer literally ever other commercial was for gambling
Hyped for her and Jamie Vardy getting together soon
>Sup Forums - Celebrity Gossip
>SING SHIT GET BANGED
>SING SHIT GET BANGED
>SING SHIT GET BANGED
>SING SHIT GET BANGED
THIS IS WHY WE NEED /cel/!
it wouldn't just fucking be waifus! it would be all the retarded fucking shit celebrity gossip and muh blind item housewife shit!
Yeah we do bet a lot, it's fun, practically a game.
Someone on Twitter who illustrates said that they did research into candid shots a while back for references, and they surmised that the Taylor/Tom pictures are too perfectly posed to be candid.
They're both gay, so yeah, probably.
>tfw this board is populated by middle-aged housewives
Well we also have to kill time, fucboi
>When you see it
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top kek
Harris was getting KEKed the whole time
Nice "posture", very feminine and lady-like
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based idris teaching white boiz how to cuck
Her libido will not be quenched until she has fucked every man in the world.
Your waifu is SHIT and a slut
lanklets cant fight
when is it my turn?!?!? ;_;