Loki and Taylor Swift

This is a publicity stunt for a movie, right?

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i'm convinced love doesn't exist

I guess she finished eating Calvin Harris' soul. Hiddleston is next,

why is she such a slut, bros?

more pics? doesn't really look like her.

I literally do not care in the slightest bit

What kind of dumb fuck do you have to be to get in bed with this succubus whore?

>to get in bed
She doesn't put out that's why everybody dumps her ass

wow he is way out of her league, she is a trashy slut

Your waifu has been creampied by multiple men

She is a bigger whore than all the kardashians combined

>She doesn't put out

Because she's gay.

BONGED

Didn't she say that jumping from one relationship to another was a bad thing? Guess she's desperate at this point.

It's all an act to hide the fact that she's a raging lesbian.

Doesn't look like her at all

Clever headline honestly

Let me rephrase that: It takes a lot of effort and dating and brunches and whatever stupid shit millennials do these days for her to put out, that's why everybody dumps her ass.

it's literally been confirmed as her you dumb stupid faggot cunts how about you read a book

Pretty clever headline 2bh

Why won't any guys treat her right? She is a pure hearted virgin who probably just wants to get married and have kids. The PROBLEM is modern men are boys who can't commit. I hope Tom is better, it is the least she deserves.

It's her:
>thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/1290205/the-steamy-pictures-that-reveal-taylor-swift-and-tom-hiddlestons-secret-romance-to-the-world/

doesn't fit my headcanon

The Sun are chock full of witty headlines.

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Sup Forums is wrong again! Sup Forums said she would fuck a black guy and she isn't!

Maybe she believed Sup Forums about Idris Elba being Bond and asked her management to fuck Bond and this is what happened.

When are one of her countless exes going to release a sex tape in anger? I need to see Tay Tay worship then get creampied by a cock.

How long before she goes black

Taylor showing off her britbong genes in this picture. Look at that weak jaw line.

Taylor Hanson > Taylor Swift

/Reddit headlines/
You know how I know?
Because some other Redditor reposted this shot already.

There's literally no reason to be that mean.

>Taylor Swift is secretly gay
>Tom Hiddlestone is secretly gay
lol they are both each other's beard.

Source for gayness: blind items

He grew up to be pretty handsome 2bh

youtube.com/watch?v=SAoi3sw4iJ4

She seems like the type to make you leave your phone in the other room before she puts your dick in her mouth.

>yfw you realise Taylor will never sit with her head on your shoulder as your stair out to sea together

Why even live bros?

Dating Taylor Swift is like asking to get JUSTed

Do you really blame women who do that? The amount of revenge porn out there is really sad.

you shouldnt read tabloids

She is literally the Stacy meme from /r9k/, jumping from one Chad to another without even a rest.

>this is America's greatest role model
>cheats on a chad with another chad
>is seen publicly with that chad only 2 weeks after breakup

100% fake beard relationship
loki is a known fag
its all PR

CALVIN HARRIS BOUT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF LOKI

you've found your bond girl

I think I'd be quite insulted if my non-existent girlfriend didn't trust me enough to keep my non-existent mobile phone in the same room.

Tom is only 35? I honestly thought he was in his forties.


Also, Taylor is a serial monogamist, but has a higher mileage then most sluts out there. She must've had at least two dozen romantic partners during the last 10 years or so.

Wait, Isn't she a lesfriend?

I thought she was finally going to jump inside Cara's AMphibious Muffdiving Hype Train

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true

She doesn't mess about does she?

She seriously looks like a man on that photo.

>Can barely even see her
>dude she looks like a man

Once she said "I love you"/ "I really like you, you're special" to 22 guys what is the fun, really?

You can see a fair bit of her face and her profile looks like a metrosexual

>Harry Styles
>Calvin Harris
>Tom Hiddleston

That's a lot of consecutive Bongs. Can't wait for my turn, lads.

Wanna know how I know you're autistic?

>implying she won't go for a British Muslim next.

Or maybe Doctor Who?

Beard
Beard
Beard

bc you're a cuck/jaded whore?

>Some DJ bro beating up James Bond

Not likely.

Taylor is gay for Karlie

that look in her eye, you know KNOW

Nah, I'm pretty sure her next boyfriend will be an overweight 23 year old STEM graduate who still lives with his parents.

Lmao insaitiable slut

check how tall calvin harris is

So what?

Why do celebs, like the major AAA celebs, only ever date other celebrities?

Why do they so seldom settle down with a quiet non-famous person who isn't out for PR benefits?

considering you created another thread you fucking tell me

Wat an actual slut

Because its publicity, also they think only another famous person can understand them

Celebs have the same status among other celebs. Tom Brady would still like to take a selfie with Ronaldo for example

celebs all go to exclusive parties and shit

they're human, they obviously hit it off and start fucking especially when celeb dating a celeb, they're both accustomed to the life of Hollywood, paparazzi etc.

normie regular people get stressed out when they date celebs.

It weren't me blud, 'twas an impostor

>CUTE
>A CUTE

Lmao she's gets past around like a bong.

>Ay man u want to hit taylor swift?
>i dunno she seems a bit immature
>cmon its fun, she'll write a song about afterwards and everything
>alright then gimme some of that

that part is weird to me, if she was at least a filthy slut dressed like a whore, enjoying DPs and several dudes spitroasting her and cumming all over it'd be fine

but she still keeps the fake classy virginal (in a boring way) aspects

HOW MANY FROGS WILL SHE HAVE TO KISS BEFORE SHE FINDS HER PRINCE? IT'S SO SAD :*(

Never

DELETE THIS

This, but in various British accents.

>getting passed around like a bong, by the Bongs

Damn the guitar guy looks like absolute shit.

>tfw you are slowly losing your attraction to taylor

so this is how her career fades
either she comes out as a lessie and gets JUSTed like ellen page
or shes labelled the industry slut that gets thrown out cause no one wants sloppy seconds

Love exist between men.
Unironically no homo. The Greeks were right (and not the homo rewriting of history way) : hoes for sex, bros for love.

>Free £2 BET!

Do Britbongs literally bet all the time?

When I was there last summer literally ever other commercial was for gambling

Hyped for her and Jamie Vardy getting together soon

>Sup Forums - Celebrity Gossip

>SING SHIT GET BANGED
>SING SHIT GET BANGED
>SING SHIT GET BANGED
>SING SHIT GET BANGED

THIS IS WHY WE NEED /cel/!

it wouldn't just fucking be waifus! it would be all the retarded fucking shit celebrity gossip and muh blind item housewife shit!

Yeah we do bet a lot, it's fun, practically a game.

Someone on Twitter who illustrates said that they did research into candid shots a while back for references, and they surmised that the Taylor/Tom pictures are too perfectly posed to be candid.

They're both gay, so yeah, probably.

>tfw this board is populated by middle-aged housewives

Well we also have to kill time, fucboi

>When you see it

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top kek
Harris was getting KEKed the whole time

Nice "posture", very feminine and lady-like

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based idris teaching white boiz how to cuck

Her libido will not be quenched until she has fucked every man in the world.

Your waifu is SHIT and a slut

lanklets cant fight

when is it my turn?!?!? ;_;