The VVitch

What dost thou want

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A deliciously delicious pasta, please

What was his problem?

any one else pronounce it 'The Vitch"?

To dine deliciously

Triple cheeseburger. two large fries, and a small diet coke please.

What canst thou give?

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lmao this nigga would sell his soul for a burger combo

same

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I know I do brother

Okay fine, TWO triple cheeseburgers, two large fries, and a small diet coke

haven't seen the movie, what does the witch look like ? is the witch's appearance a spoiler or something ?

I'm legit curious about this but i'm not sure i'm interested in seeing the movie

i pronounced it the v vitch

why didn't thomas remove her blouse and expose her breasts?

Just google it, you retard.

The cunny bunny

B-breh

I for one welcome the new age of goatposting

SHUT UP GOAT

the fuc u say2me

this toy to be real

NEVER SPEAKEST TO ME OR MYNE WIFE'S KID EVER AGAIN

not bunny cunny?

Mine desire for a cute bewitching alien gf is muchly present and I wish nothing more than its fulfillment

i would buy this

pretty lewd

Fuck off with your lewd Judy shit.

Goddamn furries, commit suicide, faggot.

Tastefully lewd though

does boobie-glances played out somehow?

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>woo ooo
>black phillip

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Tomlinson was hot

Would commit witchcraft with/10

yo more

I'd commit "witchcraft" with her if you know what I mean

the only confusing part of this movie is why the fuck was the devil picking on that family? \also just lol at the devils plan to live deliciously by turning into a fucking goat and eating his own shit great life and great idea devil fucking moron

why is she such a fucking whore?

She looks like that succubus from the first V/H/S

Why are you so rude

Because they moved too close to the haunted forest
Because the father exhibited pride and considered himself without sin in renouncing the settlement

pls stop i cant handle iit

Wouldst thou not like to live deliciously?

To get leaked nudes of Elle Fanning

The things I would do to this argie slut

Wouldst thou like the taste of.... doubles?

I want an actually decent period horror flick.
I pronounce it "The Vuh-vitch."

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Would thou like to meme deliciously?

yep said the 'v' but more exaggerated

gud fuccn lord

Name of the slut?

There's a couple of them. One is a disgusting old woman who you see naked. One is a hot milf who you don't see naked. And one is the hot blonde girl .

I wanna shove my face in there

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+1
But if I mention it in real life I call it "witch" because I'm not an autist.

I wonder what it smells like

To serve the Lord my God

With a bitchin' plate of nachos.

To snuggle the Phillip. =3

I say "Ze Veech".

good thinking

it's one of my favs this year

its bewitching

She really looks better brunette. I think that's her natural color, right?

I would liberate her falklands if you catch my meaning

her roots are blonde so I'm guessing shes a natural but bitches ain't nothing but tricks and hoes so what would I know

Can you explain yourself?

ahhaha u dirty dog

a talking... goat?

No wonder black phillip is so smug
How can any innocent christian resist the allure

she is literally falklands, half argie, half british

> Lo! A most fairest maid of six and ten.
> Of umber locks and dainty shift thy hath
> been set upon by decrepit, shifty orbs!
> Wouldst thou had such taste was lost upon thine Macbeth.
> 'Tis now any who proclaimeth her be untoward,
> for 'tis indeed the King's Divine Due to lay claim most Cardinal.

this is lewd???

> a King hath forgotten his face.
> O' full of scorpions is my mind!

Damn, that nigga got roasted.

fuck you

I want to ride eternal
Shiny and chrome

>Come, seeling night,
>Scarf up the tender eye of pitiful day;
>And with thy bloody and invisible hand
>Cancel and tear to pieces that great bond
>Which keeps me pale! Light thickens; and the crow
>Makes wing to the rooky wood:
>Good things of day begin to droop and drowse;
>While night's black agents to their preys do rouse

one the best plays ever tbqhwy

I want her to ride me eternally

> Forsooth, brother.

I DIDNT KNOW GRIMETH WAS A VVITCH

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THAT ENDING WAS ASS

Body double

FUTURE ASS EXPERT

jokes on you nerd, you can't ruin this for me because I already fapped

banned in ireland

My friend and I spent the first several minutes of this movie making up different pronunciations for the title, escalating at one point to "The *engine revving noise* Vitch". The theater was almost empty and we just got out of Cloverfield and expected this movie to suck.
Our balls got blown clean off that night.

Did they intentionally buy a goat that looked smug as shit all the time?

They got him for the horns alone. And also he was the most difficult thing to work with on set, resulting in some scenes getting cut. Also hospitalized one of the actors.

Thomasin's butthole tbqh.

based

The guy who played the father?

Also, Caleb's death was the best scene in the movie. Thomasin's actress was great but the boy who played Caleb reached the highest acting peak in the movie.

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Yes, Ralph Ineson.

My personal favorite scene was Thomasin scaring Mercy by the river. You know she's lying, but Jesus it's creepy. Although there were lots of great scenes that I totally ripped off for a photography class assignment.

She did but only for Satan.

hehe, nice one user.

He was fucking alpha. I wonder if he tried to sniff Thomasin's buttery deliciousness.

Just finished watching it. So the Devil is a pirate????

He's a muslim, actually. Pretty based of the director to show their true colors.