>>70870951

Well as long as you fucks keep giving them publicity they'll do every male-oriented movie, get ready for a female Indiana Jones

Yes I'm looking forward to the shemake of Indiana Jones. Thank you for the shemake suggestion.

The cast seems great. Ocean eleven was hardly a masterpiece. What's your compliment other than BAWWWW FEEEEEEEEEEEEMALES

The best part of these was the funky soundtracks. If they keep that AND give me a bunch of eye candy? Don't see the problem. Not like Ghostbusters at all.

>What other "shemakes" are you hoping they create?
12 Angry Men, but called 12 Passive Aggressive Women

Originals Ocean's 11 - 12 - 13
Now Ocean's 8 with full female only casting

Quick, I need jokes with this. Right now.

It's already been shemade in theater, why not film?

Great idea.

Bill & Ted, but with Melissa McCarthy and that gorilla from the new Ghostbusters with Amy Pohlmer as Death.

really don't like bullock but the rest of the cast is cool
also i assume with the title that they're really optimistic about making oceans 9 and 10

>Gary Ross taking over for Soderbergh

Pass.

the reason it's Ocean's 8 is because it's 70% of 11

No you didn't

we found OP's twitter account

>Bullock in the Clooney role
So close yet so far, struggle to name a more unlikeable cunt. Shame as the rest of the cast is decent and I'm a sucker for heist films.

I hope they do Full Metal Jacket.

Brokeback Mountain

Starring Rooney Mara and _________ (help me out here)

I didn't google it beforehand which I now realise I should have.

Back to anonymity it is

>It's a portmanteau of she and remake.
Thanks for making that clear.

Her ugly sister

Monkey Mara

>Ocean's Eleven
>Ocean's Twelve
>Ocean's Thirteen
>Ocean's Eight
I don't think they understand how movie numbering works.

I want a female remake of The Room. But keep Lisa female. That way we can appeal both to men, and the lesbians who like this shit.

Also it keeps the original's message that women are cruel, cold-hearted sluts.

8 is the most women you can have in a room before they start to catfight

This. This movie's premise is unrealistic based purely on the fact that no amount of women that size could agree on anything.

>yfw in 5 years when they start rebooting female-only remakes