I'm being serious

How does a non jew German with no family in the industry break into Hollywood?

Be incredibly handsome

But he's a potatonig.

Hibernians.

He's an immensely talented actor who's very handsome
It's not all corruption all the time you know

He has a huge dick

His family is rich

So they can use him for anti-german propaganda movies as happened in basterds

Have you seen the size of his peen, familam?!

bryan singer likes big dick. I assume his other roles had something to do

By playing an evil slave owner.

>big dick
kek he's got a little wiener, if anything he sucked dicks, lots of them

t. Irish Government Administrator

Not Joking either, Irish state set up Irish people in America all the time, how do you think Colin Farrell became an actor?

He's a 10/10.

it's all that fassbook money

He had some luck, that's for sure.

First role is 300, somehow a massive success. Gets immediately offered the lead in a Steve McQueen historical drama (Hunger) solidying him as an "actor." Then blasted into mainstream with Quentin Tarantino's casting him in Inglorious Basterds. That was 2007, 2008 and 2009, his first three years as an actor.

>it's another personal cult thread
>probably viral marketers are at work

how do i get auditions without an agent sub question how do i get an agent

WASH YOUR PISS STAINED TEETH YOU UGLY PERIOD BEARDED FAGWHORE

Talent

How do I become like him? Do I need to take acting classes?

You need to have superior germanic genetics first of all

Yea I'm better looking than him but I have never acted before.

He threatened them with ovens

> Thou spake as if beset with much surprise.
> Thine MacBeth, acquitted of all cynicism of aged men
> must take thine slight as a not a slight in truth.
> For 'tis not indeed the weird sisters who spake upon Duncan and I
> whence the battle was won and lost and amidst salt and smoke,
> That Thine MacBeth, Hence: Thane of Universal, Thane of Warner shall rule
> as no less than King of both?

Don't expect just looks to carry you that only works for women

Thanks bro I will remember that

Band of Brothers.

By being a paddy

fucking leprechauns

>tfw I'm a quarter paddy

W-will my Hibernian genes try and ruin people's lives at some point?

Only "white" American actors are Jewish. Most foreign Caucasian actors are whites from Canada, the UK, or Australia.
Fassbender wento acting school in the UK.

Sorry bud, must be at least half Irish for the powers to kick in.

As for ruining peoples lives, being a quadrooney only ruins your own


Source: I'm a fully fledged prince of the potato people

1. Be sexy.
2. Be a good actor.

by being born in the top 1% of human attractiveness

>tfw half German half Irish
I'm destined for terrible things pls stop me

he's really good looking and a great actor that is likable outside of films.

Looks potato, are his Irish genes kicking in?

Always leave out the stage acting. He got offered prestigeous roles because he had a huge following from the stage.

He, Cumberbatch, Hiddelston, Redmayne, McGregor. Did their time.

>half irish
>didn't know I had my very own heritage network to take advantage of

guess my dreams of being a director in Hollywood aren't so dead after all

brb legally changing my name to Alan Ludden

Well hello, my kraut-mick friend.