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You won't.

t. Final year of uni and thought the same thing

In the last series where Walter White lives in that little shed building in the middle of nowhere by himself. That's where I want to live. Ultimate comfy before it's time to off myself.

Why was her vagina so dry?

>the blood came from my willy due to friction scratching without lube
fucking hell mate what the fuck

Tfw couldnt cum from sex with the gf at all

Fucjed her 4 times a day never even came close

Most online guys who think of themselves as 5s are probably 3s fyi

do you not have control over your own mind?
do you just let fee-fee's and natural instincts take over?

immigration idea: adopt an american accent and become a homeless person in new york city

i unironically consider doing it sometimes

anything is better than this

looking back on it this was clearly a ted kaczynski reference, right?

I shout at girls on nights out fairly regularly because they always push their luck

Got to the front of a queue for the cashpoint before and this girl just pushed right in front of me

Called her out and she carried on so I started ripping into her for being a dirty slag walking around without shoes on a wet night in town

Started trying to give it back to me, called her a fat cunt and she started crying.


Many cases like this!