What happened to her?

What happened to her?

They took her

Probably an accidental death and parents made up the kidnapping and disposed of the body.

some fargo tier cover-up

Do I even want to ask?

Well, that's too bad

Watch The Missing (2014)

bad things

aligators

She's dead, wrapped in plastic.

those are some dead eyes

SNATCH EVERY MOTHER FUCKER BIRTHDAY

Also it was obviously the parents.

CUZ NOW...

What you should be asking is why the advisor to the then british PM quit his cushy job to go to portugal to take care of the McCann situation.

Why did he do that?

Maybe because it was all over the god damn news?

Won't she be like 30 now who the fuck still cares about this stupid goblin

...

Who will play her in the inevitable biopic?

rude.

This

Idris Elba

Very much this.
Dare to even suggest this in public and get ready for a lynching.