"Yes, I sense it. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers extended edition is upon that ridge. We must hurry."

>"Yes, I sense it. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers extended edition is upon that ridge. We must hurry."

Turned it off and stopped watching.

"together my lord Sauron, and the union of The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers extended edition"

BRAVO HACKSON

thousands of years of human civilisation and still this is best you can do Op`?

>Main villain is called Sauron
>Secondary villain is called Sauron Man

BRAVO HACKSON

>"Excuse me sir, are you The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King"

Really?

jesus guys at least lurk before you try to meme.
fucking train wreck of a thread.

>Sauron's common footsoldier is an Orc
>Sauron Man's common footsoldier is an Orc Guy

>"Yes I am good sir. And now I shall introduce my self. I am The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring."

Dropped

This is the most reddit meme that is still allowed to exist here for some reason.

>legolass
>actually a lad, just long hair
>not made of lego at all

>Our mission is to take The Hobbit 2 The Desolation of Smaug

Dropped

>"Now with the blade Narsil™(available in store now), l have truly become Peter Jacksons: The Lord of the Rings: the Return of the King™© extended bluray edition"

This thread made me lol for some reason

Fucking hell

>I have done it. I have finally become The VVitch.

Way to ruin a movie in the last minute.

Jesus christ

>Oh fuck! I am home alone!

Why?

This is the worst forced meme in the history of Sup Forums

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Stop complaining and go post another epic JUST thread because that meme is super funny amirite.

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No that's fairly reddit too

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This is a true patrician meme.

I love this meme. Please post more.

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And this is considered a classic?

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In the end, we were finally Straight Outta Compton

Jesus Christ Pixar

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Why did they let Brad Pitt write his own dialogues?

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>It's good to be back in the real world after being Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi

I called in a bomb threat to the movie theater after this

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Bravo Nolan

>Six or Se-Seven-en

Bravo

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

>What did you do when they attacked the castle?
>I Ran

Fucking hell Kurosawa

Jesus are BDs really like this? They ask you to change to another disk in the middle of the movie? Please say this is a joke.

LOTR Extended Editions are spread across two discs each to preserve picture quality and bitrate

Actually it was Anduril when it was reforged

Also to jerk off book fags because the books are split into 6 too

>its the twins, she said i'll be the vvitch: a new england folktale rated R of the woods

what did she mean by this?

>I'm sorry I didn't tell you about my A History Of Violence

Goddamnit Cronenberg

E-E-Elendil!

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>please switch to disc 2
I died laughing.

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>"i guess we really are The Nice Guy"

puked my popcorn

>"We've made it Rico! We finally becomed Starship Troopers!"

>I'm a real American Psycho™ Paul!!

Goddamnit Coppola how could you allow this.

>"They drew First Blood, not me."
really?

LITERALLY BLACK PHILLIP

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why does this meme have so many layers of irony?

I had a friend who used to call it LotR the Twin Towers.

Sht was lit.

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This has to be one of the most pathetic memes ever, and that's saying a lot.

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They actually say the film titles in every one.

i love this meme, pls post more

10/10

>switch to disc 2

plebs will never get this joke

The only one in this pathetic thread that made me giggle

Andúril, you fucking pleb.

Also, what perks did Aragorn get from wielding Andúril? Extra strength or dextrerity? Or was it just a very shark sword.

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>The story continuous on disc 2

>After all these years... At last! Godzilla Raids Again!

Fortify Speechcraft and the ability to Summon Ghost Army (1 use)

This and the batman begins one are my personal favorites

>After all this time, these are the final wars
really?!
Jesus christ

>No! It's finally happening! Godzilla vs Destroyah!
Fucking really?!?!

+10 Courage on other men
+10 Fear on orcs
Also it's a be all, end all sword

>You could call it a kind of Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla

Jesus fucking christ

>This is nothing to make a game of! Thrones curse you, fiend!

Jesus Christ, way to ruin a great movie.

finely crafted

Oh, thats good

>If it keeps going like this then we're dealing with an all monsters attack!
Oh my fucking god.

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>Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass all a sudden at age, what, 60, he's just gonna Breaking Bad?

The first fucking episode. At least I didn't have to waste my time watching the rest.

>Evacuate this building! Here come Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah! Giant monsters! All out! Attack is coming!
>Well, gee! Mmkay, lets get going.

I'm speechless.

Top fuckin kek

Why did Sauron Man name is stronghold Eyes On Guard?