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HOOOOOOOWWWEVEEEEEEEEEEERRR

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>Now what would three young Gryffindors, be doing inside, on a day like this?
>goes to school there

is this the hot new meme?

is dumbledore posting the hottest new meme?

Dumbleposting is hot right now, but it will die like Raimiposting did desu.

>takes points for breathing too loudly

Yeah, nah, 5000000 points to Gryffindor.

accio a thousand points to gryffindor

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RONALD
WEASLEY

I don't think so, Ms. Granger

Do you take pride in being an insufferable, know-it-all?

> Hey kids, welcome to Hogwarts. By the by there is a fuckin mammoth three headed dog on the third floor that will rip your face off and chew your bones into dust. Mr Filch will be scrubbing you off the ground for days....

Let the feast... begin.

>Raimiposting dying

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY NIGGERS I SACRIFICED?

Get to bed Snape, before I shove that bezoar right up your arse.

fuck you snap why are you such a fuckin buzzkill all the time do you take pride in being a creepy dude with greasy hair and robes that look like you should be curing the plague somewhere

Quitbeingo Suchafuckingjerkium

Uhh, you don't get to bring extra Triwizard champions.

Careful Miss Granger, people might think you're. .. UP... to something...

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NICE POST, DID YOUR SEMEN SLURPING CANDY ASS DICKSHITTER FAGGOT OF A BOYFRIEND WRITE IT FOR YOU?

>I actually heard him scream however in my head
FUCKING KEK

>I hate being around muggles and most importanly black muggles

How in the seven hells did Rowling get away with this in our day and age?

For all her bravado, miss Granger only ever wanted Snape inside her. And him being the merciful lord... obliged.

who /pigfarts/ here?

She is trying to make up for it with black Hermione so the SJWs already forgot about it desu.

Black could be anywhere

youtube.com/watch?v=pSlrTiJPvU4

@3:00

One of the fucking funniest ytp moments ever.

>nameposting
So the rumors are true reddit is actually here and odran is one of them

I give it a week at the most

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i really want this to replace baneposting. it's time a new king was forced

You know what's weird about these movies?

No MILFs

I mean these middle-aged wizarding women, they have magic doing all their chores, they have all these magical beauty treatments available

But they all kind of look like shit

Oh shit, amongst all the autism, I forgot YTPs can be genuinley hilarious at times

>20 points from Griffindor. Maybe next time you ll think twice before being a cheeky cunt miss Greinger

What in the hell? I though Rowling was a feminist

holy fuck, this is how you do a fart joke, take notes d&d

Yes, yes, well done, DUDE, well done DUDE.

HOWEVER

LOOKS LIKE HIGH GROUND'S BACK ON THE MENU FOR YOUnglings LMAO

Well, Petunia and Molly are supposed to be ugly

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DARING

SYNTHESIS

>it ain't me starts playing

Petunia's not a wizard and I guess Molly's too busy squeezing out ginger babies to take care of herself

But this is Narcissa Malfoy, not only is she a wizard but she's a RICH wizard from a respected family, she has access to all the greatest and newest wizarding makeover techniques


And she looks like this?

Something's not right

the club can't even handle this meme right now

She looked better in Hallows desu

all the pureblood families are horrifically inbred tbf

Helen McCrory is hot as fuck though.

Best audiobook desu. Nothing Rowling puts out will ever top it
youtu.be/XZ4lCnZ-WyA

I can't believe I laughed at this shit either, fucking hell OP.

>tfw you rule the fucking school over Christmas while looking up Nick Flannel
>tfw you've been checked for diseases.

I wonder if the House Cup is supposed to be a lesson to the first year kids that life as a wizard isn't fucking fair.

I mean, they don't even give a shit after the first book.

Can't berieve the sheev

It's just something that only first years give a shit about.

every day we stray further from god's light

Harry, did I ever tell you about the time your mother friendzoned me for your chad father and because of that I told Lord Voldemort where to find them so he could kill them and you horribly. I was a good friend.

>I'm half-and-half. Me dad's a muggle, mam's a witch. He gave her a nasty black-eye when he found out.

Wow, how did they get away with this?

we've gone too far

Why are you posting children at 12 am from your mac book? Are you a pedo??

How many memes are in this photo?

I really, really like this.

give him Brendan Fraser's eyes and we're good

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dude weed lmao
looks like meats back on the menu boys
high ground
for you
younglings
however

Needs JUST and shivposting and we are there

fuckin kek

>not jews

you fucked up senpai

too far

Harry, did I ever tell you that I fucked the wizard equivalent of Hitler I and was going to genocide all the muggles just so I could keep tapping his boipussy? It was a good friend.

H O W E V E R

Is that canon?

Tonks is pretty cute

Ronnie the Bear was fucking savage, poor Harmony never stood a chance.

Yes, pick up a book

not the genocide, he was merely going to enslave the muggles

>tfw no art of young wizler and dombles fucking lovingly in the missionary position

No she ain't.

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I don't remember this

All in Deathly Hallows (book)

The movie cut out 99% of Dumbledore backstory to keep him looking saintly

/Reddit/ general thread?

Did you read the book? Dumbledore invented Grindelwald's slogan.

This meme is two weeks old tho

Oh god

It was in the last book.
Turns out that Dumbledore was one of the co-founders of the wizard superiority movement, along with Grindelwald. Dumbledore did it out of homolove for Grindelwald who was the true extremist, and eventually he couldn't live with it and stood against Grindelwald and stopped him.

Dumbledore was basically a Hitler youth that had a change of heart.

No reddit doesnt appreciate the films

Yes, yes, well done, Big Guy, well done Big Guy.

HOWEVER

YOU are a redditor though you low IQ redditor from connecticut
>KINOxD

Now why would you Avada Kedavra a man before throwing him off the Astronomy Tower?

wait, you were on imgur earlier

50 points from Masketta Men for trying to bring friends!

Then what's with all the reddit memes?

Thanks, it's been about 8 or 9 years

One things for sure, its still easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>redditors not understanding memeposting is making them mad

Is this guys serious?

>dude i'm not a cinema embryo but i totally stopped calling anti art trash like harry potter kino after getting blown the fuck out over and over lmao
I can't stop laughing

reddit please leave

Baneposting is reddit incarnate

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>responding to random anons like you personally know them
nigger who the fuck are you

fuuuuuuuuck

autistic taught me how to look up anonymous posters

I have the power now

No magic can help when you're dealing with shitty Britbong genes.