/Cinema mischief/

/Cinema mischief/
>Tickets don't have assigned seats
>pretend they do

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>bring in water bottle from outside
>refill it at the water fountain

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>no singles policy
>get dubs

kek

check'd

hehe ty men

> smoke a joint before going into the movie in the toilets

don't even remember what movie, I think it was horrible bosses

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FUCKING KILL YOURSELF IPHAGGOT I HATE YOU SO MUCH
I'M LITERALLY SLAMMING MY DESK WITH BOTH FISTS AND SHRIEKING
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

>buy a ticket
>tip the cashier using foreign currency

...

>Buy one ticket
>Let crew in through back exit without getting caught
>Save like 30-60 dollars because tickets are fucking $15

I hide my falcon chow in my socks, they never catch me.

Impressive. Very nice.

>bodyguards escort me to my local cinema's shed while my gf is about to watch nymphomaniac with her friend Mbongo
>I actually take a poo in the shed

Chaotic evil

we brought three pepperoni pizzas into the cinema for the TMNT movie. Too bad it was awful.

>go to the cinema with my gf
>our bull tells me to spit on his dick and prep him up so he can inseminate her womb with a strong black child
>use lotion instead

>critics are raving about the number one movie in America
>go see the movie outside of America

>go to cinema
>speak the old words and open a rift to the UN-DIMENSION
>eldritch horrors start yelling spoilers to the predead audience

>fill water bottle with vodka
>take it in the theater

In the kino bathrooms,not in the parking lot?
pretty ballsy,bro.

Insane

>be at security checkpoint in cinema
>take my shoes off and put them in the receptacle
>put on my kevlar vest
>ask the usher for help with my vest
>I didn't need help, I just wanted someone to touch me

>buy movie ticket on internet for the cinema
>actually go to a theater to watch a film