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fannies r nice edition

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when drinking i think it is really important to realise that it can damage not only your liver but your mental health and as this 'meme' states other injuries can occur. I personally think that drinking may as well be a class A drug due to the high addiction that people can gain from abusing. I don't find it funny when people make jokes about something so serious. Of course people should be able to 'just go for a drink or two' it should not have to always turn, into what I've heard the youth of today call it, a 'session'. I can't imagine pushing yourself to such a state that you have embarrassed yourself? this is completely humiliating and i simply can't understand why drinking has become such an every day habit for the majority of people. Too many young children are what i like to call 'using and abusing' alcohol

indian totty

Business Idea: Name my future sons after English Kings

>imagine having faith in the political establishment

I hope Schulz wins so the destruction of Germany can finally be complete.

>CHELSHIT

>when even shitposting on Sup Forums can't fill your empty heart

bi LIMY

weather update: still very muggy

the only people who rightly realise president bogfart is a moran are kim jong un and ali khamenei

K S 2bh lads

need to write cover letter desu

>only tying currently
>they still have a 9 point lead even if they somehow lost
meh

good post tomodachi

i will definitely not filter you

Still feeling smug about voting for Brexit and having an Irish passport lads

my 'sis 'lly

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Feeling smug for being a literal ŕasheed

dormer 2bh lads

>ah yes let's let's leave the EU because 52% of those that voted want to leave typically based on a false pretense

cheeky

>tying
FOY

>always had shitty facial hair
>tons of vellus hairs but could be years before they turn terminal
>dad had a beard but he said it didn't fill out until his mid 30's
>don't want to wait another 10+ years
>apply minoxidil on my face twice a day (the stuff balding men use on their heads)
>6 months later have amazing, full beard
>better than most of the guys at work
>they keep asking me where it came from
>give them some BS about it always being there but i just stayed clean shaven (which I did)
>also tell them about taking vitamins

This shit is magical.

(Pic isn't me but you get the idea)

kys

Business idea:impose prohibition, legalise cannabis

we're full at the moment hun sorry x

shit poo arse haha wew lad

Glory to Arstotzka

*gets 6000 upvotes*

cheeky
i voted bremain because despite having european ancestors, they're too far removed for me to be able to get any passports
my nan was born in the ol' 'ndia but she moved here before it became a cuckpublic so I can't get an Indian passport even if I wanted one

What did he mean by this?

You will never be a Finnish alpha with a 10/10 Spanish gf

On a technical level what's better, kissing a girl or kissing a boy?

She's starting to get into milf territory and I have to say, I like it.

Stupid goys! Keep voting until you make the choice I want you to make!

drawing felt more wrong even though tying didn't feel right

>muh beard
fuck off faggot

as soon as I saw Minoxidil I thought of this
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its up to your sex

My grandpa always does this.

don't believe you 2bh

How can we enslave the goyim?

I voted leave and my IQ is atleast 30 points higher than yours 2bh

Ummm, I'm legally as Irish as you sweetie :) x

still very butthurt about the way in which rorkish policies have become reality desu

How's the job going

False.
Anyone who was born in indian territory prior to 48 can get overseas indian citizenship as can their descendence up to 3 gens l8r

As long as theyre not citizens of pakistan or bangladesh.

Gives u the rights of an indian citizen except voting, holding public sector jobs or owning non-inhwrited farmland

Dominance

Your beard can't hide your betaness you numale faggot

Why did you vote leave?

also what is your IQ?

Promise them an immortality drug, or mind uploading if they work hard enough.

"Mary Jane"
"Hashish"
"Dabs"
"CBD"
"Skeet"
"California Honey"
"Pineapple Express"
"Dry Wine"
"Leafy Green"
"Downtown Daisies"
"My old man's 'special' cigars"
"The so-called 'entheogen'"

she looks tired. give her some cuccumber slices lad

voted leave because I choose to be on the winning side

just sent off my Wu Tang Clan membership application. Should hear back in 10-15 working days

What ISO film would I need for indoor photography

but wouldn't it mean that my nan has to take up Indian citizenship and then my mum has to take it up?

why are uber drivers so retarded

What isn't there to believe?

Minoxidil only works on pre-existing hair follicles and just activates them. It basically massively speeds up the process so what I have now is what I would have had in 10+ years time.

I've always been alpha and now I'm an alpha with a beard and the sluts love it.

IQ is 132 and I voted leave

because change and turmoil is more interesting than stability

145

Also doesnt count as an actual dual nationality

Just need some birth certificates and ifmds iirc

bit racist

...

THEY LIED ON THE BUS, GOY! YOU ONLY VOTED BECAUSE OF THE BUS! SHUT IT DOWN!

because they aren't regulated by taxi authorities

>because change and turmoil is more interesting than stability
>145
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee my flag is still American!!! Wtf Plus net!!

had another breakfast of sausages and oil

Uber are fucking scum

Scabs, casual labour, hates unions.

Anyone who uses uber needs a beating.

bit racist

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This is the ultimate patrician option

Im not sure if they have to or u can just leapfrog them.

slushing badly outside

if the temperate drops it'll all freeze and the roads will be completely ice

Voted leave and I have a masters

Cold out

>15mph winds tomorrow

ah yes my nice walk out the window

UBI and the gig economy is the future lad

socialist + capitalist = radical centrist

are tony would be proud

bit gay

can you provide links?
first one i clicked on was a Indian government website and I had a quick look through and I don't think I'm eligible

my nan was a British Subject when she left

Getting a bit of bother from the so-called "foreskin" lads.

This

Need a wee AND a poo lads. What should I do first?

Reminder Britain had relatively higher wages before the introduction of the minimum wage.

Professional students should be gassed

business idea: a fanny, but without the hassle of the woman attached to it

what's aisha's twitter?

fart

*which you paki cunt

makes you think

what kind of cuck calls their daughter after muhammed's abused waifu

Business idea: boipucci

>father is a yank
>he's also a plastic paddy
makes my blood boil like fucking nothing when he says "shite" or orders a guiness

jeffbuckleytbh

Doesnt matter if she was a brit subject

As long as she was born in what became indian territory afaik (all indians were british subjects)

Dunno bout links, havent got round to acquiring this myself

>I've always been alpha and now I'm an alpha with a beard and the sluts love it.

business idea : maximum wage