You wake up in Veneto, in the white part of Italy

You wake up in Veneto, in the white part of Italy.

What do?

turn 360 and take the train back home

Drive to the brown part of Italy and enjoy my holiday at the beach

>turn 360

Start demonstration to bring back fascia Italia

>not enjoying your holiday in the beautiful swamps of Veneto

I visit Venice sometimes since it's quite close, but my region it's like Veneto junior minus industries, just crop fields and drunk people

il libiANO signori

Take the train to Naples

>That overpopulated touristic beach
Ugh. No, thanks.

Gawk at all the ~170cm tall, olive-skinned, perfumed people around me as a 190cm tall, pale and distinctly unperfumed individual.

Enjoy the best lake in the world

Suicide.

non fa 36, DIO TE MALEDICA TE DO UN SCIAFON CHE TE IMPITURO SU PAL MURO CHE TE COPO DIO CAN

whaaaaaat, how can you not like that crystal clear water and plenty of room for you and your family to chill on?

El friulANO señores
>tfw you wake up in veneto EVERY day

El FriulANO

neat, I've always considered the Italian mainland between Udine and Padova to be an empty steppe, but I guess I was wrong. Show me more jewels of Veneto so I can maybe visit one sometime.

>jewels of Veneto

Lick local boipucci :3

Il Triveneto fa PENA, non vedo l'ora di andarmene.

Isn't there where the terroni of the north live?

Vote for independence

lmao rekt

furlan sto cazzo, e neanche triestin, ma bon bisiaco

DIO PORCO DELET THIS

March to Rome

I-is that you?

>anywhere in SHITaly
>white

Ciò, te conossi el Menion?

ITALY is a SHIT since we the AEMILIANOS good people and protectors of the faith CATHOLIC and the purity of our blessed LANDS we have to share state with LOMBARDS, VENETIAN JEWISH, TUSCAN PIGS, ROMAN SHOTS, MARCHIGIANE AND MOLISANE bitches, gypsy cows NAPOLETANOS, Moors SICILIANOS and traitors PIEDMONTESE. Every day I pray to San Petronio king cruzado of these our HOLY lands and DONNA Tarsilla da Rimini so that they resurrect and guide us to the people of BIEN, THE AEMILIANOS, to a new golden age of FAITH, CULTURE AND PROSPERITY HOW WE HELD BEFORE HAVING ENJOY THE CHUSMA OF THIS ITALY WITHOUT MORAL OR VALUES

I really hate Italy as much as you do m8. It's not much of hate actually it's like when you see some disgusting, crawling, lowly and worthless gross looking bug or insect on the floor struggling to move.
Shitaly, SHITaly is like a sense of pity and disgust.
It should be destroyed, hear me?

eat pasta invite refugees laugh

Be glad I finally returned. Then continue my way to Casarsa.

why doesn't Argentina love me?

Argentina....

But I (another) love you.

Almeno tu...

Ah, you're an Argentine-Amerindian aka majority of the country and due to Amerindians having the same skin color as SHIT-alians you're willing to infiltrate into their bases and blow them up and destroy SHITaly from the inside?
My Amerindian brother, may the Pachamama accompany you in your journeys. I will do my part.

at least you live in the new world...

...

>Siciliano me ha rubato la meme
>e non sa lo che sta dicendo

no ser triste, hermano

kaffeeeeeeee???

Nothing changed, so I guess shitpost on Sup Forums

>What do?
Ah this is where the Italians sucked so hard in WW1

veneti = terroni del nord

Go to Venice and relax in the surroundings of San Giorgio Maggiore.

the butthurt moorish rape baby and his obsession with Whitaly part 246

bring back gaddafi you noob, we need him

Venice
More like Penice

ROMAN IS NOT NORDBARBARO
ROMAN IS NOT NORDITALO
ROMAN IS NOT WHITE

BLOND, BLUE EYE, WHITE SKIN, TESTAMENT TO THE BARBARIANS


We Japanese think like this.

And you're right

You don't know which way he was facing.

> Benice

Neat, but I'd have to go back.

tru