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sue
gonna do a suicide
british 'women'
Who /reddit/ here?
KID: How old do you think the Earth is?
PERRY: How old do I think the Earth is? I don’t have any idea. I think it’s pretty old. It goes back a long long ways. I’m not sure anybody actually knows completely and absolutely how long ago the Earth is. I hear your mom was asking about evolution. It’s a theory that’s out there and it’s got some gaps in it. In Texas, we teach both creationism and evolution in our programs.
feet are pretty desu.
Business idea: gather up an army of british men and invade iceland
>piercings other than ears and belly
the community is shite but some of the stuff is gud
terrible idea
Imagine a country with an unemployment rate of 80 percent.
Employers would be getting swamped with hundreds of resumes for every job ad they put out, no matter how low the pay was.
Most of the lowly crew at McDonalds would have a bachelor's degree.
You'd need a Masters degree to have any hope of even getting a mundane office job that pays a dollar or two above minimum wage.
Pretty much everyone tolerates just about anything from their employers. Employers can make insane demands, large amounts of unpaid overtime and be extremely abusive knowing pretty much nobody will quit.
Even ads for the most god awful, low paying jobs get dozens if not hundreds of applications. Employers make no effort to make their job sound appealing and even go as far as to belittle prospective employees in their ads.
I could go on but you all probably know where I'm going with this. This scenario is the reality of the dating scene with men being the working class and women being the employers.
>you will never work for land rover and have a gf with massive tits
why even live
Anyone else find the word "brit" offensive?
show me a white guy who moved to japan who isn't a loser
brit brat
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Are these trainers OK?
I used to have them in black & white about 5 years ago
Also what trainers look good with stretch skinny jeans?
yeah great
oddly specific
I'm tempted to visit a prostitute just to see what I'm missing out on. Once I've had sex, it will be much easier to kill myself since I'll know there isn't this great pleasure I did not get to experience.
Why do women prefer older men?
Want a nice MILF gf.
>work for land rover
why land rover? I know someone who works for them
Forgot pic
Are these trainers OK?
I used to have them in black & white about 5 years ago
Also what trainers look good with stretch skinny jeans?
> the absolute state of those wind pipes
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Brutal.
fantastic
Lads if a rugby team played an American football team at football who would win?
Have to stay up 20 minutes more -- need a porn recommendation. Thanks
money and experience
some do like the idea of teaching a young boy how to sex, but it's not common
Don't see the appeal of a prostitute tbqh
I'd rather die a virgin
Seems disgusting
nothing wrong with shagging a prostitute
Is that because you're a poofter like Sir Elton?
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factory mentioned
just sex isn't that good, it's only good if both people are into it imo
>those eyes aren't shopped
wtf
He wasn't a poofter
Not my thing lad
I know I'd hate it. Too cold, emotionless and intimidating
a mate works for jlr, he has a good laugh there tbf.
CONSURVATISM
IS THE NEW
COUNTER COOLTURE
how big are his gfs tits
Eva notty
It's just not fair
Cirith Ungol 2bh lads
MAYNE STREAM METEOR
always hated that shithole
4/10 poor, boring post
1/10 try harder
4/10 interesting concept but dull and predictable in excecution
2/10 shan't be opening that
3/10 JF-tier post
7/10 boring post but the recurring numbers save it
2/10 shan't be giving this a read
9/10 good post all round
1/10 this already happend so the idea is plagarised
-5/10 sick of seeing this cunt
2/10 stating the obvious
1/10 shant be clicking
1/10 shant be reading
1/10 shant be clicking
7/10 i too know this feel my hibernian brother
1/10 nah
1/10 william adams
1/10 jog on jap
8/10 informative post, saved me a click
-2/10 you fucked it up you wanker
wh-what happened to his face
Your women are ugly.
>Too cold, emotionless and intimidating
it's not like that
>stealing my gimmick
3/10 bit pessimistic
as big as a discovey m8
>tfw your post was rated 7/10
*cuts your head off for being a member of the bourgeoisie*
I just don't find the idea attractive whatsoever
Anyone got the PUA copy pasta?
Reckon if I shagged a prostitute the dialogue would be aggressive
>Awww yeah you fucking bitch don't even want to fuck me I hate you
>Bet you didn't get a single A in your GCSEs you stupid bitch
all depends on what prozzie it is desu
some of them are like that and some of them put effort in to the point where you half forget she's a prozzie
t, the prozzie connoisseur
Careful, she'll file a complaint against you
>connoisseur
when will anglos stop using french loan words as """""refined""""" ones?
me on the right
trust me, you'll be fine
I've shagged a fair amount of prostitutes and so long as you get a good one who is proactive at their job you'll be fine and have a good time
fuck off reviewbrah
those are actually too big
sex is pretty meaningless once you've had it.
you're viscerally drawn to it, but it's nothing to write home about.
Your personality is ugly
Imagine how inadequate the girl on the right feels. Reckon if you approached her right after that picture she'd be up for anything
ffs
been telling lads this for a while. really bored of casual sex unless its with a gf
literally just had sex this morning (as I couldnt get my dick hard last night) and i almost regret it
now she'll be texting me and stuff. would've preferred a wank
can't pass the captcha to post on leftypol
Always feel insecure around French people. They're better than us in every way. Must be how Yanks or Australians feel around us.
me with the rack
the fuck is clackmannanshire
why do manlets even bother?
>yoga pants
bruh
shall watch this in a couple of minutes
i get the sentiment, but we don't feel that way at all around brits. You guys are like the most hated people around Europe. I honestly feel better about myself when I see you chavvy cunts when I'm abroad because I know one of you will piss or throw up somewhere you shouldn't
ignore the dates
i'm doing my year abroad in t' 'eople's 'epublic 'f 'hina and considering going to Chengdu
After I've done my year abroad, this is my plan to travel. When I'm in 'ong 'ong, I'll do a day out to Macau
> Reginald "Elton" Kenneth Dwight "John" wasn't a poofter
Are you that deep in denial about your own faggotry?
French lads are good lads, though they're just as bad as us when we're abroad
this can't be real
you do know you're more hated than us yeah
Go to Chongqing instead
>NVQ level 3 hairdressing exam in half an hour
>left my clippers at home
What you've revealed there is you go to the same holiday destinations as chavs.
back at the 'rents house tonight
it is actually
dozy mare
Y*nks are despised around the world again now because of Bog Fart
wow turns out artificial sugar is perfectly fine
which is good for me as an intense drinker of pepsi max
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>abroad
FOY, most yanks don't even know Europe exists
Globally? Sure. Europe? Not convinced.
Everyone fucking hates you lot. Its because your low class can travel so they are just complete dickheads. I stayed at a hostel in amsterdam that literally said they prefer not to have brits
There's a French guy on my course and his accent is so stereotypical. Literally just laughed in his face the last time he spoke, then everyone clapped
...
it is but the angle and his body position exaggerates it
>Christmas telly operator exam in 20 minutes
>left my copy of the Radio Times on the bus
lol ill post my passport mate. been all around the world.
lived in multiple countries for longer than a year