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English women edition

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sue

gonna do a suicide

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goal gf

british 'women'

Who /reddit/ here?

KID: How old do you think the Earth is?

PERRY: How old do I think the Earth is? I don’t have any idea. I think it’s pretty old. It goes back a long long ways. I’m not sure anybody actually knows completely and absolutely how long ago the Earth is. I hear your mom was asking about evolution. It’s a theory that’s out there and it’s got some gaps in it. In Texas, we teach both creationism and evolution in our programs.

feet are pretty desu.

Business idea: gather up an army of british men and invade iceland

>piercings other than ears and belly

the community is shite but some of the stuff is gud

terrible idea

Imagine a country with an unemployment rate of 80 percent.

Employers would be getting swamped with hundreds of resumes for every job ad they put out, no matter how low the pay was.
Most of the lowly crew at McDonalds would have a bachelor's degree.

You'd need a Masters degree to have any hope of even getting a mundane office job that pays a dollar or two above minimum wage.

Pretty much everyone tolerates just about anything from their employers. Employers can make insane demands, large amounts of unpaid overtime and be extremely abusive knowing pretty much nobody will quit.

Even ads for the most god awful, low paying jobs get dozens if not hundreds of applications. Employers make no effort to make their job sound appealing and even go as far as to belittle prospective employees in their ads.

I could go on but you all probably know where I'm going with this. This scenario is the reality of the dating scene with men being the working class and women being the employers.

new tim

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>you will never work for land rover and have a gf with massive tits

why even live

Anyone else find the word "brit" offensive?

show me a white guy who moved to japan who isn't a loser

brit brat

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Are these trainers OK?

I used to have them in black & white about 5 years ago

Also what trainers look good with stretch skinny jeans?

yeah great

oddly specific

I'm tempted to visit a prostitute just to see what I'm missing out on. Once I've had sex, it will be much easier to kill myself since I'll know there isn't this great pleasure I did not get to experience.

Why do women prefer older men?

Want a nice MILF gf.

>work for land rover

why land rover? I know someone who works for them

Forgot pic

Are these trainers OK?

I used to have them in black & white about 5 years ago

Also what trainers look good with stretch skinny jeans?

> the absolute state of those wind pipes
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Brutal.

fantastic

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ah yes manchester

Lads if a rugby team played an American football team at football who would win?

Have to stay up 20 minutes more -- need a porn recommendation. Thanks

money and experience
some do like the idea of teaching a young boy how to sex, but it's not common

Don't see the appeal of a prostitute tbqh

I'd rather die a virgin

Seems disgusting

nothing wrong with shagging a prostitute

Is that because you're a poofter like Sir Elton?
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factory mentioned

just sex isn't that good, it's only good if both people are into it imo

>those eyes aren't shopped

wtf

He wasn't a poofter

Not my thing lad

I know I'd hate it. Too cold, emotionless and intimidating

a mate works for jlr, he has a good laugh there tbf.

CONSURVATISM

IS THE NEW

COUNTER COOLTURE

how big are his gfs tits

Eva notty

It's just not fair

Cirith Ungol 2bh lads

MAYNE STREAM METEOR

always hated that shithole

4/10 poor, boring post

1/10 try harder

4/10 interesting concept but dull and predictable in excecution

2/10 shan't be opening that

3/10 JF-tier post

7/10 boring post but the recurring numbers save it

2/10 shan't be giving this a read

9/10 good post all round

1/10 this already happend so the idea is plagarised

-5/10 sick of seeing this cunt

2/10 stating the obvious

1/10 shant be clicking

1/10 shant be reading

1/10 shant be clicking

7/10 i too know this feel my hibernian brother

1/10 nah

1/10 william adams

1/10 jog on jap

8/10 informative post, saved me a click

-2/10 you fucked it up you wanker

wh-what happened to his face

Your women are ugly.

>Too cold, emotionless and intimidating
it's not like that

>stealing my gimmick

3/10 bit pessimistic

as big as a discovey m8

>tfw your post was rated 7/10

*cuts your head off for being a member of the bourgeoisie*

I just don't find the idea attractive whatsoever

Anyone got the PUA copy pasta?

Reckon if I shagged a prostitute the dialogue would be aggressive
>Awww yeah you fucking bitch don't even want to fuck me I hate you
>Bet you didn't get a single A in your GCSEs you stupid bitch

all depends on what prozzie it is desu

some of them are like that and some of them put effort in to the point where you half forget she's a prozzie

t, the prozzie connoisseur

Careful, she'll file a complaint against you

>connoisseur
when will anglos stop using french loan words as """""refined""""" ones?

me on the right

trust me, you'll be fine

I've shagged a fair amount of prostitutes and so long as you get a good one who is proactive at their job you'll be fine and have a good time

fuck off reviewbrah

those are actually too big

sex is pretty meaningless once you've had it.

you're viscerally drawn to it, but it's nothing to write home about.

Your personality is ugly

Imagine how inadequate the girl on the right feels. Reckon if you approached her right after that picture she'd be up for anything

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ffs

been telling lads this for a while. really bored of casual sex unless its with a gf

literally just had sex this morning (as I couldnt get my dick hard last night) and i almost regret it

now she'll be texting me and stuff. would've preferred a wank

can't pass the captcha to post on leftypol

Always feel insecure around French people. They're better than us in every way. Must be how Yanks or Australians feel around us.

me with the rack

the fuck is clackmannanshire

why do manlets even bother?

>yoga pants
bruh

shall watch this in a couple of minutes

i get the sentiment, but we don't feel that way at all around brits. You guys are like the most hated people around Europe. I honestly feel better about myself when I see you chavvy cunts when I'm abroad because I know one of you will piss or throw up somewhere you shouldn't

ignore the dates
i'm doing my year abroad in t' 'eople's 'epublic 'f 'hina and considering going to Chengdu
After I've done my year abroad, this is my plan to travel. When I'm in 'ong 'ong, I'll do a day out to Macau

> Reginald "Elton" Kenneth Dwight "John" wasn't a poofter
Are you that deep in denial about your own faggotry?

French lads are good lads, though they're just as bad as us when we're abroad

this can't be real

you do know you're more hated than us yeah

Go to Chongqing instead

>NVQ level 3 hairdressing exam in half an hour
>left my clippers at home

What you've revealed there is you go to the same holiday destinations as chavs.

back at the 'rents house tonight

it is actually

dozy mare

Y*nks are despised around the world again now because of Bog Fart

wow turns out artificial sugar is perfectly fine
which is good for me as an intense drinker of pepsi max
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>abroad
FOY, most yanks don't even know Europe exists

Globally? Sure. Europe? Not convinced.

Everyone fucking hates you lot. Its because your low class can travel so they are just complete dickheads. I stayed at a hostel in amsterdam that literally said they prefer not to have brits

There's a French guy on my course and his accent is so stereotypical. Literally just laughed in his face the last time he spoke, then everyone clapped

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DEEP tracks

Hits are for normies.

...

it is but the angle and his body position exaggerates it

>Christmas telly operator exam in 20 minutes
>left my copy of the Radio Times on the bus

lol ill post my passport mate. been all around the world.

lived in multiple countries for longer than a year